Chapter 407: Gathering a crowd to smoke
"Wait for a thief, in my Sith Empire, you still dare to hurt people at will? I don't think you want to go back! Emperor Wilhelm was furious and scolded Hao Qiang loudly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Hao Qiang focused his attention on the people in the council hall, and suddenly felt that his eyes were spicy, these are all a group of ghosts?
To describe this group of killers with a rabble, cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods is insufficient, this is not called the burial of the love family, but the burial of the love race!
Look at the messy hair color and hairstyle of these people, it's just orange, yellow, blue and green.
That one with hair as straight as a knife wants to be placed on the earth, and it is absolutely impossible to apply for the Guinness Book of World Records.
There is also a pink hedgehog head, and it is almost impossible to see what the human face looks like under the hair.
Electric drill bit, thunder split head, nine-tailed demon fox head, octopus head, Rulai head...... It's everything, it's all wonderful.
To be honest, Hao Qiang is about to vomit, you say that young people are doing this, and they can barely understand.
But here are all middle-aged men who pick their feet, how can this be endured?
Could it be that there is a special hair stylist here? If he encountered, Hao Qiang would definitely have to send a set of perverted three punches to the other party as a greeting.
Especially Kaiser Wilhelm, who is sitting on the main seat, even has a Super Saiyan hairstyle, and it is completely upright, without any sagging.
How to clean up such a sassy hairstyle? Even fleas have to jump for a few days to get to the scalp position, right?
"I'm asking you, are you scared stupid?!" Wilhelm the Great questioned again.
Hao Qiang hurriedly waved his hand and smiled: "No, no, no!" I was shocked by His Majesty's hairstyle special effects, I have never seen such a domineering hairstyle, presumably His Majesty can cause thousands of people to surrender wherever he goes. ”
When Emperor Wilhelm heard Hao Qiang's praise, he suddenly became happy again, this messenger from another world is really a knowledgeable person, and he can see the extraordinary hairstyle of his at a glance, you know, in the entire Mocasso Continent, no one else dares to keep his hairstyle, his hairstyle is a symbol of the emperor.
"Seeing that you are so discerning, this king will not care about your actions of injuring the guards for the time being, but you visitors from the other world had better make double the compensation, so that our Sith Empire can consider whether to cease the war......" Emperor Wilhelm raised his head proudly, making a lofty posture.
Hao Qiang rolled his eyes, only then did he pretend to praise you twice, and you will have your tail up to the sky? Even if you think you are, you don't have such a strong feeling.
"Wait! Shanzhai Saiago, don't get me wrong, smiling at you is just pure politeness, I did come to let you stop the war, but we don't plan to give you anything, but I see that there are a lot of beauties in your imperial city, otherwise export a little to our other world, we still have 30 million hungry refugees over there, all of them are masters with houses and cars, and they can choose to cry on the bicycle or moan in the car, and it is a person who has attained the Tao of chicken and dog ascension, The woman's parents can also follow the past to live in the past, which is really wonderful, how about it? Think about it, right? ”
When Kaiser Wilhelm heard Hao Qiang's words, he immediately felt that he couldn't understand, this two sides were at war, and the people on the other side still wanted to stop the war without making any compensation and only rely on peace, how did such an idea come about? How thick does it have to be to be cheeky to say it shamelessly?
If he agrees like this, wouldn't the soldiers of the empire who died die in vain?
"Young man, are you fooling this king for a fool?" Wilhelm the Great said again with an ugly face.
Hao Qiang spread his hands and said innocently, "What? How do you think that? We are sincere, do you think that the men over there can really look down on the poor people of your country? I'm providing you with the opportunity to move towards a well-off society, do you know how convenient it is for us to live there? How delicious is the food? How happy are the people......"
Hao Qiang said, and at the same time took out a can of Double Happiness, the kind of sixteen yuan, and then he took out one and put it in his mouth, lit it with a double arc lighter, and then swallowed the clouds and spitted out the fog, pretending to be endlessly happy.
Many powerhouses in the council room were a little puzzled when they saw Hao Qiang's extremely comfortable state, could this kind of choking smoke still make people feel happy?
Even Wilhelm the Great doesn't know why, before this kid finished speaking, why did he start to sell the products of another world?
It's just that this short stick that can swallow clouds and spit fog does look very good.
"Young man, you don't just want to show us this, do you? What's the point? "Wilhelm the Great is duplicitous.
"I'm just going to show you how to do it, and you'll find out for yourself by trying it yourself." Hao Qiang distributed the cigarettes in the canned Double Happiness one by one, and then took out a batch of one-dollar lighters and distributed them.
Many of the strong men were given a cigarette and a lighter, but they didn't know what it was, so they didn't dare to try it easily.
"Holy! You're not scared, are you? It's not poisonous, so I'm having a lot of fun, aren't I? Try it if you're daring, and when you've experienced the feeling, I don't think you'll regret it. ”
Although Hao Qiang explained, there was still no strong man to do it, and it seemed that they were all waiting for Wilhelm's approval.
General Wilhelm glanced at Hao Qiang suspiciously, and then said: "You can try it, even if this thing is really poisonous, it will not have much impact on us strong people, not to mention that the healing magic of the god and demon master is almost the flesh and bones of the living dead, there is nothing to worry about, if this kid dares to release poison, I will kill him immediately!" ”
Immediately after Wilhelm the Great spoke, curious and bold strong men began to light cigarettes.
According to Hao Qiang's instructions, he successfully lit the cigarette without using magic, then took a deep breath of the cigarette stick, exhaled a little, and then took a deep breath.
"Ahem, ahem!"
Immediately, several strong people who tried to choke on the smoke and coughed constantly.
"How dare you poison?!" William the Great roared angrily, and was about to take out the weapon from the space ring, wanting to kill Hao Qiang.
Hao Qiang waved his hand again and said, "Wori!" Can you calm down? Everything has a step-by-step process, the first time you push down a woman, can you find the hole all at once? ”
Hao Qiang's words were not unreasonable, and Wilhelm the Great decided to stand by first.
Several strong people who had coughed couldn't suppress their curiosity and took another puff of smoke, this time slightly better, not as violent as the cough.
As several strong people fully adapted to the smoke, after the smoke entered the lungs, they actually felt a strong feeling of fullness, which was a very wonderful feeling, and it was really wonderful.
These powerhouses immediately lay on their backs on their chairs, holding the cigarette stick in one hand, looking ahead with a very confused look in their eyes, with a honey-like comfortable expression.
When the other powerhouses saw the performance of the smokers, they also came to their senses and began to try the novelties of this different world.