"Hey, hey! Yuan Chun Meow? It's me. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Now I have good news and bad news. Which one are you going to listen to first? As soon as the phone call began, Misaka Miyume's address to Tsuchiomon made him have a black line on his face.

He is very clear about the bad taste of his eldest sister, and it is absolutely impossible for the other party to misunderstand his name because of his own mistake and accidentally adding a fetish to his name, purely deliberately having fun.

In other words, unless she feels tired of pinching him one day, no matter how much she corrects herself, it will be useless.

"Poofha!" Since the hands-free button was pressed, both Steele and Uejo Dangma could hear it clearly. Now I'm holding my stomach and laughing gloatingly.

…… I always feel unusually hot.

After forcibly suppressing the anger in his heart, Tuyumen said: "In the current mood, I still want to hear the good news first." ”

"I see." There was an understanding tone on the other side, "Then I'll talk about the bad news first." ”

“……”

"Poof! Just kidding, just kidding! I was going to start with the good news. And kindly advise you, don't drop your phone on the ground and step on it. Otherwise, you will be the one who will break your heart afterwards. ”

“…… Big sister, aren't you hiding in some corner of here to peek at us, right? ”

"I'm not interested in spying on a bunch of stinky men." The other end said angrily, "It's just that I think most people will react like this." ”

- You're really self-aware.

The crowd was speechless for a while.

"Alright. Now for the serious ones. Meimeng's voice on the other end of the phone became serious, "The good news is that Oriana has been captured by me. ”

"Do you know the location of Lydovia and the Apostles' Cross?"

When Ma heard this, he asked nervously.

"That's the bad news, Orianna is now in a coma due to her injuries. I couldn't wake up for two or three hours. ”

Hearing this, Steele frowned.

"What did you do?"

"No, I must have done something in vain." The sweet dream on the other end of the phone also seemed to be helpless.

The eyes of the two people present focused on Dangma's body.

"Me?" When Ma pointed to himself suspiciously.

"Oriana's back has the mark of the back of her fist. It seems that you have used the inside fist on her (Note 1)! "TOEFL still broke three ribs, and her lungs were hit and she couldn't breathe." As a result, I gave her an American hug and went into shock. Lying in the hospital now? ”

(Author: "What kind of American hug can make people suffocate?") ”）

"I'm sorry......" Dangma's expression was full of apology and regret.

"No need to apologize. You've done a great job. "After all, you're not attacking the vital part of your waist that I told you, but the hardest of your backs. The attack is also done with your left hand, but you only have a lot of strength. If I want to say it, it should be a relationship that I didn't ask about in advance. I apologize in advance. ”

7-9 cm above the belt is the weakest protection on the back of the person. And it's very close to the spine, and it's the spinal cord. Striking this part can dislocate the joints of the enemy's spine, leading to paralysis or death.

Mimu Misaka once explained this matter to Dangma, and Amijo Dangma, a good citizen who thought he had violated the law, immediately said that it was too dangerous.

Meimeng didn't blame and force too much, after all, the path he was going to take was different from his own. The scale or something, just grasp it yourself.

When Ma was surprised by the rare praise of himself for the sweet dream.

"So what's going on over there?" Do you know the conditions for the initiation of the Apostles' Cross? ”

"Well, according to the method of the eldest sister's head, I have found it. The conditions for its activation ......"

"If you know, you don't have to tell me, I don't know anything about this kind of thing. You'll take care of the rest. Come on! ”

Before Tsuchigomon finished speaking, Mimu Misaka interrupted him, and after explaining it, he hung up the phone.

The rest of the thing is none of their own business.,Regardless of when Ma found out the truth later, he ran to the periphery of the school city to beat Lidovia.,Or was lured to the airfield of the twenty-third school district.。 In the end, the "Apostolic Cross" could not meet the conditions for its launch. There is no need for Misaka Miyu to pay too much attention.

Then, the Soul Chaser walked out of the hospital room.

"Yo! Dr. Quack, how is that big sister now? Meimeng beckoned to the Soul Chaser of the Underworld and asked with concern.

"They all said don't call me that." The Soul Chaser of the Underworld waved to her head angrily and said, "Your emergency measures are good, and the broken ribs have been fixed. There is nothing too much of a problem with the lungs. As long as it takes a day or so, it won't affect the action. But if you want to fully recover, you have to recuperate for a week. ”

"Thank you, doctor, I'll go back and take a few photos in my nurse's uniform for you."

Have you run out of discipline as a man?

"As long as you don't mess with me, I'm going to thank God." The Soul Chaser sighed, "But it's true, it's obviously a blow to the back, and it's still so badly injured......"

Halfway through speaking, the Soul Chaser of the Underworld stared at Misaka Mimu: "It won't be your hand!" ”

"Wronged!" Meimeng shouted loudly, "If I do it, she will at least be half dead." ”

"That's not an explanation at all...... Well, I admit it's convincing. The Soul Chaser of the Underworld, who was halfway through the rebuttal, seemed to think of something, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and finally said helplessly.

Pushing open the door, Mimu Misaka walked into the nursing room, and sighed a little apologetically when she saw Oriana's childlike innocent sleeping face on the hospital bed.

"That's it, I'll come back to see her in the evening. Can you let her out at night? ”

"Are you going to take her to the Night Parade?"

"Of course. It's rare to come to the school city.。 It's not a shame that I haven't played anything. ”

“…… Whatever you want, even if I say no, you'll sneak her out anyway! ”

"Thank you, it's really Dr. Quack."

"They all said don't call me that."

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"Wait a minute, Misaka will try to catch up. It's okay, Misaka just wants to take a look at the souvenirs, don't leave me, Misaka Misaka protested desperately, but the other party didn't mean to stop at all. ”

The voice of a child came.

Miyoshi Misaka was standing next to a magazine stand in a bookstore and picked up a manga magazine, ignoring the clerk's resentful gaze and looking at the overlord book with taste. After hearing the voice, he put the book back on the shelf, ignored the bookkeeper who cheered for his victory, and ran outside to find the owner of the voice.

"Yo, Misaka Misaka. This way. Sweet Dream waved at the crowd.

"Wow! It's Sister Sweet Dream! Misaka Misaka did not hesitate to change the direction of progress. A little girl who ran out of the crowd and carved out of almost the same mold as Meimeng pounced on Meimeng, "It's great to meet Meimeng." That person is really not gentle at all, and he doesn't consider Misaka's mood at all, and Misaka Misaka complains to Sister Mimeng.

"That's right, you know, that guy is a tsundere!" Mei Meng's last work was hugged to her chest and whispered close to her ear.

"What is Tsundere? Misaka asked curiously. "The final piece seems to be starting to sparkle in both eyes.

"Tell you, the so-called tsundere ......" Just when Sweet Dream's conspiracy was about to succeed, suddenly one hand grabbed the collar of the last work and lifted her out of Sweet Dream's arms.

When she looked at it, she saw a gray-clothed young man with discolored white hair standing in front of her with an unhappy face. The last piece in his hand was still swinging his little feet in the air and struggling desperately.

"Hey! Don't you know that it's rude to interrupt an intimate conversation between sisters? ”

"That's right, that's right! Let go of Misaka, Misaka is discussing with Sister Mimu what an important topic of tsundere is. Misaka Misaka said with a serious face. ”

“…… I think I'm going to let you talk about it. My place in this little imp's mind is bound to become very strange. ”

"Isn't that true?! (Surprise!) )”

“…… Do you want to die? ”

"Did you do it?"

Crackling-

There was a flash of lightning and thunder between the two.

"Misaka wants to see that! Misaka Misaka used the vantage point to quickly find something interesting—"

"You're in luck."

"Each other, each other."

……

The final work is like a swing, dragging Misaka Miyu and the arm of one side passing.,Jumping forward and swinging.。

This is a corner of a large department store, and the second floor part of the underpass, the above-ground part and the overpass are combined, and a complex three-stage passage is added. The part of the second floor where it is now located, there are many handmade stalls on both sides of the road.

The final work seems to be very interested in souvenirs, so I gradually go deeper and deeper along the way.

Actually, all the souvenirs sold here are for outside tourists.,I really don't know what the end result will be to be interested in these things that are common in the school city.。

In the crowd, Mimu Misaka suddenly spotted two familiar figures-

Mikoto Misaka and Mirei Misaka.

Misaka Mimu couldn't help but think.

Although Mai Trin has explained the "absolute ability" and "sister" to her gossip mother, her mother also said that other sisters are welcome to play at any time, and it should be no problem to bring the final work to meet.

But Fang Tong is the direct mastermind of this experiment, although he has chosen to forgive him. It's hard for others to say, and if you meet with two people, I'm afraid it's another trouble.

Is it to throw aside one side of the passage and take the last work to recognize the relatives? Or do you want one side to pass and the last thing to avoid them?

Just when Meimu was a little in a dilemma, she suddenly noticed a figure in the distance gradually walking towards Mirei Misaka and Mikoto Misaka.

The name of that figure was Kuroko Shirai.

At this moment, Misaka Mimu made a decision crisply, neatly, and decisively, and said with a serious face as she pressed the shoulders of one party.

"Hey, one side passes, you go over there with the last work."

"What's wrong all of a sudden?" One side of the passage does not seem to be able to adapt to the sudden changes of the other.

"If you are in the front, it will be very troublesome."

"Parents, that's a nuisance...... What about you? "One side seems to have misunderstood something.

"I'm going to lure them away...... Just take care of this girl, and don't leave her behind. Meimeng didn't bother to correct this misunderstanding, and said seriously.

"......Shh

……

There is still some time before the next competition at Tokiwadai Junior High School, and Mikoto is taking Misuzu shopping.

"Wait a minute, you don't need to buy a five-dimensional kaleidoscope! If you buy that, you'll get tired of it, three days!"

"Mai Trin. Speaking of school cities,Of course, it's to buy this kind of incomprehensible technology souvenirs!"

"What? If you're really using the latest technology, of course, you won't be able to take it out to the outside. And what about this kaleidoscope? To say that 'theoretically, the appearance of the five-dimensional space can be reproduced with optical twisting technology' is obviously a lie! Is it possible for you to actually go to the fifth dimension to confirm!?"

"But it's this feeling of uncertainty that's interesting."

"The real souvenir should be to immerse yourself in good memories!"

"Wow, I even said something like being immersed in good memories, Mikoto is really a girl-"

"Shut up, stupid mom."

Mai Trin took her mother's hand and forcibly dragged her away from the stall. She wants to persuade her family to buy more worthy souvenirs, as far as the middle school students who are in the period of rebellion are concerned, it can be said that she has a good relationship with her family.

This is a mother-daughter file with a very eye-catching appearance, but she doesn't care about the eyes of others at all.

"Ahh Mai Trin, do you know any good places? Mom, I want to see the move of the super-giant space carrier into the dock. ”

“…… What the hell do you think of the school city?。 ”

"Then I'll compromise and look at the pure girl of anthropomorphic weapons."

"There's nothing like that!!"

Mai Trin couldn't help but exclaim.

"No, there are still things like this that have to be said."

"Wow! Sweet dreams, is it okay to walk with some sound? It's scary. Mikoto Misaka screamed in surprise, and was relieved to see the dream.

"Yo, you're here!" Meiling smiled and picked up a matchbox-sized object from the street stall and asked the girl, "Come and see, how about you come and see this." ”

"A small, high-performance air purifier developed for smoking teachers in the academy." After thinking about it for a moment, Mimu introduced, but each machine can only breathe in air in one direction. Only like this......"

Meimeng took out three small high-performance air purifiers the size of matchboxes and arranged them into squares.

"When four machines work at the same time, the air on the table can really capture and inhale the smoke from the cigarette, and release clean air through the filter. This is the latest model that applies aerodynamics, and at the same time manages to keep the cost down to a very low level, and it is a real practical product. ”

"Wow! Sweet dreams are really erudite!! Unlike Mai Trin, she just said that this thing can't even feel the slightest wind, and it must be a lie or something. ”

"Sister Meiqin has a more boyish personality, and she won't pay too much attention to this kind of thing that has nothing to do with her!"

Don't you think it's strange that you were originally a boy?

"Don't talk nonsense about sweet dreams!"

Really, what the hell is this guy doing......

Mikoto watched with some taste as her mother and Misaka Mimu were chatting hotly, and at this time, she suddenly felt a strong gaze outside her field of vision. Unlike the gaze cast by pedestrians walking on the road, it is full of persistent gaze.

"Black... Kuroko?"

Mai Koto turned around and said tremblingly.

The double ponytail girl looks weird.

Kuroko Shirai's eyes sparkled and gave off a dazzling light.

After wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Kuroko pulled his throat and said:

"It's... This is your ...... sister Family? That's really ...... It's wonderful. It's so beautiful! What's going on with this big swelling of my sister's light? Mix... Bastard, since that's the case, I'm also enlightened. I don't care if it's a sister or a mother and daughter, so let's all go together! Woohoohoo hey hey hahaha!!"

Bathed in the light of the Misaka clan, Shirai Kuroko fell into chaos.

Seeing Kuroko flashing like a hungry wolf's ** eyes, both Meimu and Mai Trin secretly swore an oath.

This guy must not be allowed to know about the existence of his sisters.

The next moment, Mikoto Misaka and Mimu Misaka both did the same thing—emitting a blue-white electric light towards Shirai Kuroko, who was rushing in mid-air.

(Note 1: Liquan is also known as backhand boxing...... Baidu for the rest. ）

ps: It's really time for this "Madham" to come, and the old house is being rebuilt. Wires are exposed. As a result, in the evening "bong! The line exploded, the electricity ran out, the computer hung up, and my heart ...... And it shattered.

Wait until this chapter is written. Frightened, I finally couldn't help but run to the top floor, and despite the wind and rain, I stood up to the sky and shouted:

“i**yourmotherthebitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

PS2: After a cursory review of "House Cannon" and the original book, I feel that I am far behind.