1. When a woman applies for a job, her boss asks: How many children do you have? She replied: Five. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info boss asks: So what are their names? She replied: Xiaoming, Xiaoming, Xiaoming, Xiaoming, Xiaoming. The boss asked: They are all called Xiaoming, so what should you do when you want to call them to dinner? She said: That's very simple, as long as I call Xiaoming, they will come. The boss asked, "But what if you only need to call a particular child?" She said, "That's easier, I just need to call him by his last name."

2. A lumberjack goes to enlist for a job foreman: the woods in front you go and try it...... See how many trees you can sawn in a minute...... A minute passed...... Foreman: Wow...... 20 trees a minute...... It's amazing...... Where did you work before? Workers: Sahara Forest ...... Foreman: I haven't heard of it...... I've only heard of the Sahara Desert...... Worker: yes...... Later, the name was changed!

3. One day, a female drug addict was caught at the police station, and when the police saw that she had tattoos on her hands, they asked her why did you tattoo your boyfriend's name on her hands, his name was Xiaoliang, was it...... Yes...... Isn't it. Tell me about it...... Did he take drugs...... Quickly speaking, I saw the female drug addict raise her head and say to the police with angry eyes. This is hate...... What this story tells us...... After the tattoo, it's better not to gain weight anymore -_-!!

7. One day a confessor came to the church and he said to the priest: [Father, I was wrong. The priest said: [If you confess your mistakes, God will forgive you... Expand all >

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Modern women get three from four. Three from, never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Fourth, you can't say, you can't fight, you can't scold, you can't provoke.

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A village chief absconded to the United States and had nothing to do, so he opened a private clinic and put a sign outside, which read, "If the disease is cured, pay $300; if the cure is not good, refund $1,000." "An American doctor saw the sign and thought it was a good opportunity to make money, so he decided to go to the village chief's clinic. American: I've lost my sense of taste, and I don't have a taste in my mouth when I eat. Village Chief: Nurse, take the medicine in box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth. Americans: Damn, it's gasoline! Village Chief: Congratulations, your sense of taste has returned, pay $300. The American doctor had to pay and left very unhappy. A few days later, he returned to the clinic with the intention of recovering the lost money. American: I lost my memory, I can't remember anything. Village Chief: Nurse, take the medicine in box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth. American: Damn, isn't this the gasoline that cured the palate last time!? Village Chief: Congratulations, your memory has been restored, please pay $300. The Americans had no choice but to pay again and left angrily. A few days later, I returned to the clinic. American: My eyesight is very poor. Village Chief: I'm sorry! I don't have any medicine for this disease, it's $1000 back for you... American: But it's only $500! Village Chief: Congratulations, your eyesight has returned, please pay me $300...... The Americans were not reconciled, and after a few months went to the clinic again, saying that they could not hear with their ears. The village chief muttered to the nurse: This guy wants to fight us to the end, why don't you add some rat medicine to the No. 22 medicine and let him pass! When the Americans heard this, they ran away. The villagers caught him and said, "Your hearing has been restored... Without waiting for the village chief to finish speaking, the Americans threw down three hundred and never returned. The next year, the American went to the clinic again, thinking that this time I would pretend to be crazy and stupid no matter what you say. Who knows, the village chief was overjoyed when he saw this, and hurriedly called the American's wife: My dear, your husband is like this, what are we doing secretly? After hearing this, the American snatched the phone and questioned his wife. Who knew that the phone didn't hang up at all. The Americans found out that they had been deceived and confessed to paying. This incident made the American heart blocked, and he learned all the lessons of the past and let people push to go to the clinic. And instructed the village chief not to be fooled no matter what tricks he played. When the village chief saw the Americans, he seemed to be silent in despair for a long time, and then went into the house and took out a pistol. Americans think: Come with me, do you dare to beat me to death? Unexpectedly, the village chief walked up to the American's wheelchair, held the pistol in the hands of the American, and fired a shot at his chest. After the gunshots, the village chief collapsed in a pool of blood. When the police arrived, the American immediately jumped up from his wheelchair, threw down the pistol and said: I didn't do it, he put the pistol in my hand. At this time, the village chief got up from the ground, took out the blood bag in his clothes and said: Sample! You still want to calculate me! Without this "idea", you can be a village chief in China!