Chapter 069: Jokes
"Oh? Do you know me? ”
Frieza raised her eyebrows, "But it doesn't seem like you're welcoming to me, King of the North!" ”
The King of the Northern Realm helped his little sunglasses, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with a white hand towel, and said in a shhhh......h You and your father don't have a good reputation in the East-West galaxy...... How did you suddenly end up here? ”
Frieza shook her head undeniably and said, "I didn't appear here out of nowhere, it took me a minute to pass through the snake path and come to you on purpose, but your attitude doesn't seem to be very friendly......"
The King of the Northern Realm was so frightened by Frieza that he hid behind Ballus, and said in a trembling voice, "You...... What do you want? I warn you, if you dare to kill the King of the Realm, you'll be in big trouble! ”
Frieza was angry and funny: "Who said I was going to kill you? I'm here to ask you for super divine water! ”
The king of the Northern Realm didn't believe it, and shook his head again and again: "Don't try to lie to me! You even killed the gods of the earth, I won't be fooled by you! ”
Frieza had a slight headache, pointed at the innocent-looking Babrus, and said to the King of the North: "Even if I'm lying to you, do you think that if I really want to kill you, you can do even a little bit of a difference by hiding behind that monkey?" ”
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"That's right!"
The King of the North smirked and stood up from behind Barblos, his expression slightly unnatural to avoid Barblos' angry howl. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
In order to ease the atmosphere, the King of the Northern Realm immediately changed the topic, looked at Frieza seriously, nodded slightly, and said, "En...... You do seem to be a little different today, and you can't see a little evil on your body...... You said you came to me for super divine water? Super Divine Water is a precious holy relic, what are you going to do with it? ”
Frieza flicked her tail and hesitated slightly, but after thinking about it, Frieza decided to tell part of the truth to the King of the North: "It's a long story...... I can't tell you for a while, but here's the general situation......"
"I have been blinded by evil spirits before, and I have done many things against my will...... Of course, I didn't want to excuse what I had done before, because it was indeed from my original intention at that time, and then by chance, I was splashed with super divine water, and found that super divine water actually had the effect of purifying the evil qi in my body! ”
"Although the symptoms are not the root cause, but at present, there is no better way to solve my problems......
The King of the Northern Realm held his chin and muttered, "That's the case...... It is true that the supernatural water has the effect of dispelling evil energy, but it does not make an evil person become good...... It seems that some evil substance must have invaded your body to make you violent......"
"So be it!"
The King of the Northern Realm walked to the side of the recliner and leaned down, beckoning to Frieza, "Come here, the King of the Realm will make an exception to help you take a look!" ”
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Although the attitude of the King of the Northern Realm was very poor, and Frieza did not believe that even the King of the Realm God Qianrui could not solve the problem, he could handle it with just one King of the North, but Frisha still held on to a glimmer of hope and walked to the side of the King of the Northern Realm.
The King of the Northern Realm sensed Frieza's distrust and said with a little displeasure, "Your eyes seem to be full of suspicion!" Youngster! ”
"Humph! Now I don't want to help you, I don't even want to give you Super Divine Water! Unless ......"
The King of the Northern Realm smiled, stretched out his right index finger and said, "Unless you can tell a joke that can make me laugh!" Explain in advance, it's hard to make me laugh! ”
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Frieza's face darkened, and her eyes widened!
The King of the Northern Realm, along with his chaise longue, was overturned by Frieza's telekinesis in an instant!
The King of the Northern Realm, who had been rolling on the ground several times, got up in disgrace, pointed at Frieza and angrily reprimanded, "Your attitude is really bad! How dare you make a move on my lord of the realm! Go back! I'm not going to give you anything! ”
Frieza snorted coldly, "It's you who kick your nose in the face too much!" I'm no longer evil, but I'm not at your mercy! ”
After hearing Frieza's words, the King of the Northern Realm was slightly stunned, and suddenly turned his back, bent over, and kept trembling slightly......
"Poof...... Nose kicking...... Poof...... Upper face ......"
"Kick your nose on the face......"
"Hahaha!"
The King of the Northern Realm finally couldn't help it, covered his stomach and turned around, pointed at Frieza and laughed: "Kick your nose in the face, kick your nose in the face!" Hey, hey, hey...... The joke you're telling is so funny! You're a genius at telling jokes! ”
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Frieza looked confused, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly: "Thank you...... Thank you ......."
"Hoo ......"
The King of the Northern Realm, who had finally laughed enough, touched his stomach that was a little sore from laughing, wiped the sweat on his forehead with a white hand towel, straightened his little sunglasses and said, "En...... Since you can tell such a funny joke, then I will forgive your faux pas, come, stretch out your hand, and I will show you with my vitality! ”
Frieza was stunned: "Vitality? ”
The King of the Northern Realm smiled smugly, "That's right! It's vitality! It's my own technology, and no one else can! I even created a unique skill with Genki called 'Genki Bomb'! What do you think? I'm amazing! But don't think about it, I won't teach you this martial arts this rude guy! ”
Frieza smiled slightly, stretched out his right hand in front of the Northern Realm King's eyes, and said slowly, "Do you mean this by Yuanqi?" ”
As soon as Frieza finished speaking, a cloud of active vitality full of life energy suddenly surged out of his right hand!
The degree of vitality was so strong that even the King of the Northern Realm was shocked!
"How is this possible!?"
The King of the Northern Realm wiped his little sunglasses with a hand towel, looked at Frisha's right index finger in disbelief and said, "Yuan Qi is the most righteous energy in heaven and earth!" Only those with good intentions and extraordinary talents can master it! Why do you ......?"
Frieza's eyes were slightly dazed, and the words that Qianrui had said to herself seemed to sound in her ears again: "Your soul is a kind ......"
"I see......"
Frieza blinked, came back to her senses, and asked the King of the Northern Realm, "However, this group of vitality is not just the free vitality of the Northern Realm King, but also my own power!" …… It seems that all of my power has been turned into energy similar to that of the Yuan Qi! ”
"What?"
The King of the Northern Realm grabbed Frieza's right hand in disbelief, and the tentacles on his head trembled slightly......
The results of the final investigation left the King of the Northern Realm dumbfounded!
"What an amazing vibration! What an amazing vitality! In this universe, there is someone who can cultivate Yuan Qi!? ”