"Ding Zero Zero Zero", "Ding Bell Bell Ring". Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

In a fancy restaurant, a woman picks up the phone and says, "Hey, hello. ”

"Well, it's me."

"Allah, it's really rare, you actually took the initiative to call me, what happened?"

"Uh, it's nothing, what's the matter, can't I call you if it's okay?"

"I hate it, what do you mean by that, shouldn't you call for a quarrel, do you have a good meal? It's not okay to eat fast food from convenience stores all the time. ”

"You're annoying, I'm not a child."

"yes, we're all getting old, we have to eat something decent, by the way, what's going on?"

"Huh?"

"Something good must have happened."

"It's not ...... Actually, it didn't happen that big deal, that ...... I...... Actually, I ...... Got a job. ”

Inside a dilapidated house, Hasegawa said into the phone.

"Really, congratulations!"

"Well, it's not a big deal, it's a pretty stable job."

"yes, that's great! Then there has to be a celebration. ”

"No, don't bother. It's not the first time I've looked for a job. ”

"It's okay, I'm here for a treat. Because I didn't help you when you were in the most pain. ”

"Ah Chu, that ...... I can keep doing this job until I settle down...... We are back to ......"

"Miss Ah Chu, are you watching the night scene?" A man's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"I'm sorry, I'll call you later." Ah Chu hung up the phone in a hurry.

"Toot, toot, toot, toot"

Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Hasegawa silently hung up the phone.

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At night, the tavern of the mother-in-law of the ascending state.

"Oh, man?" Yinshi said suspiciously as he leaned on the bar.

Hasegawa took a sip of his wine, placed his glass heavily on the bar, and said wistfully, "You can't be wrong, it's a man's voice." As soon as I heard that guy's voice, I immediately hung up the phone, what the hell is going on, compared to me, is that guy better, this is a split leg, a split leg! ”

Tsuki took a can of Coke from Granny Dengshi, walked over to Hasegawa and sat down, and said to him, "In your current state of madao, that man is not better than you. ”

Yinshi picked up the strawberry milk beside him and slowly poured it into the soju, "What a split, didn't you couple break up a long time ago." ”

"Yinshi, it's still a heavy taste, and I even add strawberry milk to the wine." Moon poured Coke into his beer.

Yinshi glanced at Yue obliquely, picked up his strawberry milk and drank it all, "Add Coke to the beer, don't you have the same heavy taste, how did you and this madao meet." ”

Yue took a sip of Coke and beer, and explained to Yinshi, "He, when he was poor, I gave him a bite to eat, and by the way, he worked odd jobs in my store for a few days. ”

"Hey, you're off topic! Anyway, it's not a breakup, don't say it's so ugly, we're just separated, and I don't remember stamping the divorce agreement. Madao roared angrily at the two beside him.

Yinshi clasped his nostrils and said suspiciously, "Do you want us to cheat on the investigation?" I really can't lift the people I know. ”

"I won't lose a penny of your pay, I'm not a vagrant anymore." Hasegawa said confidently.

"Not a vagrant?" Yue Zai ruthlessly debunked on the side, "It's just the same smelling **** I met in an adult product store, is it reliable to work in that kind of scrap old man's company?" ”

"Don't say it's such a faux pas, although it's not a first-class big company, just wearing sunglasses to work is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." Hasegawa pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, a happy smile on his face.

Yinshi thought for a moment and said to Madao, "Is this the kind of company that sells white suspicious powder with sunglasses?" ”

Hasegawa said, "You know pretty well, there seem to be guns and the like, and I don't know exactly what they do. ”

A cold sweat broke out on Gintoki's face, and he persuaded Hasegawa, "It's better for you to give up that kind of job." ”

Hasegawa smiled and said to Tsuki and Gintoki, "Don't worry, there are no bad guys in the guys with sunglasses, it's just that everyone is shy." ”

Yue looked at the suit on Hasegawa's body, pointed to the hem of his pants and said, "Madao, your pants are a little shorter, so a shy guy won't wear that kind of short, shameful pants." ”

Hasegawa said impatiently to Tsuki, "You're arguing to death, this is the suit that Ah Chu bought for me when I was looking for a job for the first time." ”

Hearing Hasegawa's words, Gintoki sighed softly, "If your mind is full of women's words, your work will soon fail again, let alone get back together." ”

"I'll leave it to us over there, so be careful not to get fired."

Hasegawa drank the last sip of the wine glass, stood up and walked to the door, opened the door of the store, and said to Gintoki Kazuki, who was still sitting behind him, "Thank you, then please." ”

"Boom", the door of the store was closed, and only two people were left at the bar, Yinshi and Yue.

"Mother-in-law, have another glass of Coke for Beer (strawberry milk for soju)."