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"Master, what's wrong?!" Although Shen Mu also felt that there was a vision in the sky, and there must be something incredible going on, but he didn't know anything about astronomical feng shui, and when he heard Uncle Nine shouting badly, he was shocked and hurriedly asked. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"The secret of heaven must not be revealed, there will be evil in the past few days." Uncle Nine sighed and shook his head, looking unfathomable.
Wen Cai scratched his head, "Demon harm? Could there be zombies? ”
Shen Mu didn't expect Wen Cai to look stupid, so he broke through the heavens with a single word, and said in his heart: "I'm rubbing, has this product read the script?" It's still the same as me, but this time the demon is not only a powerful zombie, but also a bewitching female ghost. ”
"Okay, you two stinky boys, don't look at it, hurry up and go to sleep, you two stinky boys don't understand anything now, and tomorrow I will teach you Maoshan Taoism as a teacher." After speaking, Uncle Nine yawned and went back to the house to sleep by himself.
Shen Mu heard Uncle Jiu's words, and said in his heart: "My guess is really right, Qiusheng and Wencai at this time still don't know anything about Taoism at all. ”
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On the second day, early in the morning, Shen Mu and Wen Cai were shouted by Uncle Jiu.
Uncle Jiu taught for the first time, and he was also dressed very formally, wearing a gossip yellow robe and Taoist uniform, wearing a Taoist crown made of black satin, black corresponds to water in the five elements, and water is worshiped by Taoist people, "good is like water", and it is inexhaustible.
"Today, I will teach you two the introductory knowledge of Maoshan Taoism, I will only say it once, you two should listen well."
"Yes, master." Shen Mu and the others also looked respectful, not daring to be disrespectful in the slightest.
"Well, Taoism includes five branches: Sutu, Mai, Zhongge, Quanzhen, and Maoshan, each cultivating feng shui, face-to-face, ghost hunting, self-cultivation, and spells."
Seeing that the two of them looked pious and studious, Uncle Nine nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "And our Maoshan Taoism, also known as Maoshan Taoism, is the most aggressive and difficult branch of Taoism. ”
In fact, Shen Mu had also seen it in a book on Maoshan Technique, the principle of which was to stimulate the potential of the human body's instincts, or to use the unique power of certain charms to disperse or drive away some things that were unlucky in the eyes of ordinary people.
There is a misunderstanding among the people, that is, the so-called "annihilation", many people think that the so-called ghosts can be completely "eliminated", in fact, in the Maoshan Taoism, the gods and ghosts have no reason to be destroyed, at most they are driven away, banned or "subdued" (the so-called subjugation is that the ghosts know that they are not opponents, and take the initiative to abandon the dark and turn to the light), in the folk, many witches and gods who exorcise ghosts and subdue demons, and their methods are inextricably linked with Maoshan art.
While talking about the Maoshan technique, Uncle Jiu picked up yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, and wooden sword one by one on the incense case paved with yellow cloth, which is the five most commonly used magic tools by Maoshan Taoist priests, paper, pen, ink and sword.
Shen Mu found a problem, that is, he found that he had crossed into this plane world, this plane seemed to have changed because of his arrival, originally paper, pen, ink and sword, these most basic things were only known by Qiusheng and Wencai when they carried Old Lady Ren, that is, the old zongzi back to Yizhuang, and now Uncle Nine has taught them these things, and this change can be regarded as a benefit to Shen Mu.
Uncle Nine finished telling Shen Mu and the two about the use of paper, pen, ink and swords, and then went on to talk about Maoshan spells, "Our Maoshan spells have hundreds of spells, including the offensive spells Five Thunder Mantra, Sky Thunder Break, Xuanbing Mantra, Fire Cloud Mantra, Purple Shadow Mantra, Qingying Mantra, Cangling Mantra, Sky Burning Mantra, God Destroying Mantra, Great Water Mantra, ......"
After a while, Shen Mu benefited a lot, and Wen Cai listened to it, and he was about to fall asleep lying on the incense table.
Uncle Nine looked at Wen Cai's appearance, he really hated that iron could not become steel, picked up the wooden sword on the incense case, and gave Wen Cai a bit, fortunately, Uncle Nine was not holding the kitchen knife next to the wooden sword, otherwise the next thing would really be over.
"Oh, Tingting, don't go......" Wen Cai was dreaming about pursuing Ren Tingting just now, Uncle Jiu gave him a moment, he didn't wake up yet, stretched out his hand, and was still touching around, as if it was really Ren Tingting who ran away, and he chased after him.
"You stinky boy, lustful mind! Syllable! Uncle Nine angrily took the wooden sword and gave it to Wen Cai again.
"Oops!" Wen Cai's head ached, and then he woke up from a sweet dream, rubbed his head, and looked aggrieved, "Master, why did you beat me." ”
"Beat you, I want to cut you with a kitchen knife."
As he spoke, Uncle Nine picked up the kitchen knife of the incense case and blew the sharp blade.
Wen Cai was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Master, I was wrong, and I won't dare to do it again in the future." ”
Shen Mu looked at this funny Wencai, and said in his heart: "Pig teammate, if you catch zombies with this guy, it won't be strange if you don't get killed." ”
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"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host, complete the first task, learn to draw talismans, get 1000 happiness points, and 10% task completion."
Shen Mu followed Uncle Jiu to learn the Maoshan Taoism for three days, and he also understood the most basic Taoism of the Maoshan Technique.
For example, drawing talismans, miscellaneous studies, and some of the most basic feng shui techniques, these most basic skills of Maoshan Technique, Shen Mu has already entered, and he is at the entry level, and like puppet techniques, corpse fixing techniques, these slightly more advanced skills, he will not know at all.
Not to mention the corpse practice techniques like Uncle Jiu, advanced feng shui techniques, these are not high-level Maoshan techniques that can be learned in one day or two.
If you know how to practice corpses, you will be powerful, bronze armored corpses, iron armored corpses, silver armored corpses, gold armored corpses, these zombies that look down on you, that is a very powerful servant.
Shen Mu learned to draw talismans in three days, basic feng shui, and some miscellaneous studies such as inserting plum blossom incense arrays, which made Uncle Nine appreciate it very much.
However, Wen Cai didn't learn anything about drawing talismans, only a few very simple miscellaneous studies, and Uncle Nine could also sigh and shake his head.
On this day three days later, that is, the day when Uncle Nine was going to move the grave for Ren Fa, Uncle Nine took Shen Mu and Wencai to the halfway point of Xishan.
At this time, Ren Fa was already waiting at the cemetery with a large group of family members and long-term workers, and Ren Tingting naturally came, but her clothes were not the dress she wore when she came back a few days ago, but a very simple blue embroidered dress.
When Ren Tingting saw Shen Mu and his party coming, she nodded to them.
Ren Tingting's father, Ren Fa, took a few steps forward and said to Uncle Jiu: "Uncle Jiu, you are here, according to what you said before, I have asked people to put the offerings on the table, and the first incense burner has been placed, what should you do next?" ”
Uncle Nine said: "Well, Master Ren, then let's start offering incense to the old lady." ”
Because Ren Fa asked Uncle Jiu, he was naturally very polite to Uncle Jiu.
"Everyone must worship with sincere respect." Uncle Nine first lit three sticks of incense and said while worshipping.
Ren Fa didn't dare to be a little sloppy about Uncle Jiu's words, this was about their family's luck, so they asked the family to worship one by one according to what Uncle Nine said.
After the worship, Ren Fa held a cigarette bottle in his hand, walked up to Uncle Jiu, and said with a smile: "Uncle Jiu, those who looked at feng shui back then said that this cemetery is difficult to find, and it is a good tomb. ”
Uncle Nine said: "Well, yes, this tomb is called Dragonfly Dian - Hole, three zhang and four feet long, only four feet can be used, one zhang and three feet wide, only three feet are useful, so the coffin can not be hidden, it must be hidden." ”
After hearing this, Ren Fa praised with a smile: "Amazing, Uncle Nine." ”
Wen Cai was a little confused when he heard it, and stepped forward to interject: "Hey, master, what is Fazang called?" Is it a French funeral? ”
When Uncle Nine heard Wen Cai's explanation, he snorted disdainfully and ignored him.
Shen Mu also had a black line in his head, and said in his heart: "Wencai, this guy, is really talented......