Chapter 135: Elder Taishang made up nonsense

This is the Jade Emperor - the one printed on the banknote!

What kind of existence? Go to your house and buy a bun, and your brand will be on fire! If you take a ride, what will it be? The above rumors have to be refuted!

Long Qingqiu has lived for 98 years in the world, and when he saw the middle-aged man in front of him with clear eyebrows, he also trembled a little, "Brother Emperor, I have been looking up for a long time, I heard that your post bar in the world is quite hot?" ”

The Jade Emperor smiled, "Everyone is an emperor, you don't have to be polite, sit!" ”

Although the small courtyard is simple, but it is very chic, the courtyard is set up with grape trellises, just to enjoy the shade, under a green shade, there are rattan chairs, stone tables, and chessboards on the table. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info The Jade Emperor gave people the feeling of being a middle-aged cadre, and Tai Baixing subverted the image of the white-bearded old man and turned into a capable female secretary, all of which gave Long Qingqiu an illusion - this was not in the Heavenly Court, but was invited by the township chief to the farmhouse as a guest......

"At home, a guest is coming, make a pot of tea!" The Jade Emperor shouted in the direction of the main house.

After a while, a half-aged in her thirties came out of the house, with an apron tied around her waist, and a tea tray was brought up, with a few heads of garlic on it. Long Qingqiu pondered about the Jade Emperor's family, it should be the Queen Mother, right?

Seeing that the Queen Mother is also in her early 30s, it is considered to have a bit of charm, but it is not particularly outstanding, Niangniang's tea tray was placed on the stone table, patted the Jade Emperor, and said: "Don't be idle when you speak, peel these garlic for me." After finishing speaking, he turned his head to Tai Baixing and Long Qingqiu and said, "Don't go, make dumplings today!" ”

Long Qingqiu's sister-in-law almost blurted out, and after thinking about it for a long time, she didn't think clearly what to call it, and after being stunned, the Jade Emperor filled the tea for the two of them, and asked casually: "Old Long, you just died, you are not used to it, right?" ”

Elder Taishang was a little broken, there is nothing unaccustomed to dying, but he is not used to you, the Jade Emperor who peels garlic, and her, the queen mother who makes dumplings.

"Okay......"

"Drink water, drink water." The Jade Emperor was quite polite. "Before I came, Venus gave you a general introduction, right? Now because of the defection of Lu Zhenren, the heavenly decree cannot be implemented, and the suffering of the people below cannot be fed, we can only understand the situation in the world through the dead, it just so happens that in our human organization, you are the first to die, so I invited you from the underworld! ”

Long Qingqiu was very restrained and replied, "I don't know what you want to know about the Jade Emperor?" ”

The Jade Emperor thought about it, glanced at Venus, and motioned for the secretary to speak. Seeing this, Venus asked, "You are the elder of the Twin Tiger Wooden Sect, and you have always been in contact with Heavenly Court, when was the last time you received instructions from Heavenly Court?" ”

Elder Taishang had already prepared the answer in his heart, but he still pretended to think about it and said, "It should have been a few days ago, right?" Five days? The last message was 'Kill Liu Guanzhang', I also wanted to ask Liu Guanzhang what it was, and then I lost contact with Heavenly Court. ”

The Jade Emperor and Jin Xing glanced at each other and nodded.

"When was the last time you saw Lu Press?" Venus asked again.

"I really can't remember this, but I remember that it was the last time the system was maintained, he came once, upgraded our software and left, it seems to have been a few years."

Apparently this is not the answer they want.

"Then do you know who is in the hands of the Tongtian Treasure Box now?"

"I'm not sure, but I guess it's in the hands of that Liu Guanzhang!"

Venus's eyes lit up, "How did you guess?" ”

Elder Taishang was thinking about how to explain this problem all the way, so at this time, he talked eloquently, "That **** received an order from Heavenly Court - to kill Liu Guanzhang, I don't know who Liu Guanzhang is, but I can vaguely guess that it is a personal name, so I sent my disciples out to investigate, but before the order was passed down, the current head Xu Xianren came to me, saying that there was a person named Liu Guanzhang who wanted to play on the field!" ”

The Jade Emperor and Jin Xing glanced at each other, both of them showing shocked expressions.

Kick the field? How could that kid named Liu Guanzhang know about Humen? Could it be that Lu Jian Zhenren asked him to go? Does Lu Jian Zhenren have any other intentions?

Elder Taishang pretended not to see it, and continued: "When I heard it at that time, I guessed that this Liu Guanzhang must be the one you asked me to kill in Heavenly Court, I thought it would take a lot of trouble, but I didn't expect this kid to come to the door by himself!" At that time, I wanted to use the martial arts competition to kill him secretly, and then find a place where no one was there to bury him, but I didn't expect that there were more than 100 people in my door, and no one was his opponent! ”

The Jade Emperor's eyebrows were tightly locked, thinking about the joints in it, and Tai Bai Xing was the same, and the look of surprise on his face was even stronger.

"That Liu Guanzhang is only in his twenties, and he can't see any kung fu on his body, when Xu Xianren Xu and I arrived, the disciples of Humen Xiwutang were beaten and lay down by him, and even Lei Dabiao, the most outstanding second-generation disciple in my sect, was knocked down by him with a punch! I don't dare to take it lightly, let Xu Xianren personally appear to compete with him, the final momentum of my Humen's kung fu, as long as the tiger is a success, it will inevitably be like a bamboo, I didn't expect that Liu Guanzhang not only learned kung fu from somewhere, a unique lion roar skill, it broke the tiger momentum of Xu Zhangmen, and then just a punch, the ancestors spit blood! The ancestor is the most outstanding person in my martial arts, even he is not the enemy of Liu Guan and Zhang Yihe, even if I have the heart to kill the enemy, but I am also powerless! ”

Tai Bai Xing nodded and said, "The information that was passed to you at the beginning was not complete, in fact, killing Liu Guanzhang was not the goal, the main thing was to let Humen regain the Tongtian Treasure Box!" Now it seems that Liu Guanzhang should have been inherited by Lu Jian Zhenren, and it is reasonable that your Humen is not an opponent. ”

Elder Taishang was slightly relieved in his heart, and it seemed that this level had been fooled.

"It was also Xu Xianren who entrusted him to the big one, before the competition, he asked for Liu Guanzhang's life in order to have an excuse, so he forced the other party to make a life and death situation, but Liu Guanzhang said that he was not interested in Elder Xu's old life, and only liked his head Baoyu, and the two sides set up a word as a basis, if Xu Xianren was defeated, he would give up the position of head to each other......"

"And then?"

"Then, Liu Guanzhang became the head of our Shuanghumen......"

"!" The Jade Emperor and Tai Bai Xing scolded in unison.

"Not to mention sleeping with the number one beauty in our heavenly realm, even the Double Tiger Gate in our hands has to be touched, what kind of person is this Liu Guanzhang, and he doesn't take Heavenly Court seriously!"

Tai Bai Xing frowned and said, "Liu Guan Zhang is a mortal, how can he be the opponent of the head of the Double Tiger Sect?" And if he wins with one punch, which immortal is he reincarnated? ”

The Jade Emperor shook his head, "There are lists of immortals in the lower realm, we have already checked, and Liu Guanzhang is not on the list." ”

Tai Bai Xing reminded: "Jade Emperor, don't forget, someone used the secret method of not passing on before he was reincarnated, and it was not recorded on the list, and now no one knows where he was reincarnated, counting it, the time of his nether realm and Liu Guanzhang's age can just correspond, it won't be him, right?" ”

"What are you talking about-Taiyi Saving Suffering Tianzun?"

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Remember? In the second chapter, Liu Guanzhang's birthday is Singles' Day in the lunar calendar, so go check the birthday of Taiyi to save the suffering Tianzun. The reincarnation of Emperor Qinghua, isn't it? But is it at all? Yes or no? I won't say it.