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The countryman got angry and shouted insults: "You dog, you can't understand people? If you tell you to get out, get out, and if you don't leave, I'll beat people! ”

The onlookers persuaded him: "Big brother, just give him a small one, or a bad one and send him away, why be angry." ”

The countryman resolutely refused, and his mouth was still scolding. The quarrel between the two immediately attracted many onlookers. A fellow in the roadside shop, seeing them making a lot of noise, walked out. When Li Yan saw it, he took the first step, took a few pennies and put it in the hands of the countryman, and said, "Okay, okay, don't quarrel, I'll buy a pear with this money to quench the thirst of this Taoist chief." ”

The Taoist priest glanced at him, and his eyes suddenly showed a look of surprise and surprise.

The countryman took the money, and then he scolded and took out a pear and put it in the Taoist priest's hand.

The Taoist priest held a pear in his hand, first saluted Li Yan and thanked him, and then said to the people around him: "The cultivators don't have anything good, so please eat a pear to show your gratitude." ”

The people around were surprised: "Since you have your own pears, why do you want to ask others?" ”

The Taoist priest smiled and said, "You have to borrow a seed." As he spoke, he held the pear in both hands and ate it in a big gulp, and the juice was covered with his beard, and he looked very ridiculous. After a while, all he had left was a pear core in his hand.

He said to the people around him, "Lend me a shovel." ”

Someone brought him a shovel. The Taoist priest dug a pit in the middle of the dirt road, put the pear core in it, and buried it with soil. Then he looked at the onlookers and said, "Which layman borrowed me a pot of boiling water." ”

The guy at the roadside shop brought another pot of boiling water from the shop.

The Taoist priest poured boiling water in the soil pit, and with the steaming of the boiling white gas, a small seedling suddenly rose in the soil, and then the small seedling grew rapidly, branching out branches and green leaves, and after a while, it grew into a big pear tree!

"Wow! This Taoist knows how to spell! ”

"What a trick this is, how can it be so magical!"

The onlookers screamed and pointed to the pear tree.

Immediately afterwards, I saw the pear tree blossoming and bearing fruit, and in a short time, it was full of large pears.

The onlookers exclaimed again, all of them dumbfounded. "This ...... How is this possible? ”

The Taoist priest smiled and plucked the pear from the tree and handed it to the onlookers. One for each person, and Li Yan also got one.

The onlookers ate in surprise and suspicion, and then exclaimed, "It's a real pear, big and sweet!" ”

"Thank you, Dao Chief, this kind of spell has opened everyone's eyes!"

After the pears were divided, the Taoist priest smiled at everyone, picked up the shovel and shoveled the pear tree vigorously, and it took a lot of effort to break the pear tree.

He took the pear tree on his shoulder, bowed to the people, and said, "Farewell!" ”

As he spoke, he carried the pear tree with lush foliage and swaggered away. As he walked, he sang a song, and the tone was very strange, and he couldn't understand a word of the lyrics.

The countryman who sold pears before also kept watching in the crowd. When the Taoist priest left, he suddenly woke up like a dream.

When I looked back, there was not a single pear left in my car! That car, too, had a broken handlebar!

"Ah...... Yes! He woke up like a dream, turned his head and shouted angrily in the direction where the Taoist priest disappeared: "You demon Dao, you actually use demon methods to steal my pears!" ”

The onlookers around looked at it and realized that the pears that came out of the pear tree just now were all from this countryman!

"Who told you to be so stingy and so rude to the Taoist!" Everyone pointed to the man and laughed together.

The man who sold the pears chased after him in a frustrated manner, but the Taoist priest was long gone, and only a severed handlebar was left on the ground.

Li Yan saw all this and smiled. The picture in front of me is almost exactly the same as the story of taking a chapter of "Planting Pears" in Liaozhai. Except for one self, almost everything else happened as written in the book.

Outside a ruined temple in the north of the city, a ragged Taoist priest sang and swaggered up the mountain.

Li Yan and his carriage followed slowly behind the Taoist priest, who was unconscious and didn't even look back.

came to the bottom of a broken wall outside the broken temple, and the Taoist priest suddenly sighed and looked down at the root of the wall.

"Wooin!"

A stray dog, whose hair had almost lost all of it, raised its head and barked weakly.

The Taoist priest's eyes suddenly showed joy, and he reached out and picked up a stone on the ground. Then he glanced back at Li Yan, beckoned him vigorously, and called him over. Li Yan hurriedly dismounted and came to the Taoist priest's side.

The Taoist priest lowered his voice and said to him, "You also pick up a stone, and we will catch this beast together and roast it and eat it!" ”

As he spoke, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva vigorously, with a very greedy look on his face. "Dog meat rolls three times, and the gods can't stand steadily!"

When Li Yan looked at the poor stray dog, he cried and laughed and said, "Dao Chief, you see that dog is hungry and thinner than you, and he has some meat to eat." Besides, cultivators, killing with stones doesn't seem to be very good, right? ”

The Taoist priest glared at him and said, "If I don't eat it, I'll starve to death!" Can you bear to watch me starve to death? ”

Li Yan's face continued to have that kind of expression of crying and laughing. "Dao Chief, I still have beef in the car, if you are hungry, you can take it and eat it first."

When the Taoist priest heard this, he reluctantly threw down the stone.

Two people squatted under the broken wall, one holding a piece of beef in his hand, eating it while basking in the sun.

Li Yan didn't eat anything, and most of it was eaten by the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest sighed while eating, and later, he even cursed.

Li Yan listened carefully, this strange Taoist priest turned out to be scolding himself!

"Alas, I wanted to be poor and fasting and self-discipline all my life, and I was happy to be poor, but I didn't expect to break the vows today, hey, sins and sins. A mouthful of fat, three thousand sins, the poor way can make you a miserable kid! ”

The corners of Li Yan's mouth twitched constantly. Who is the old bastard who just picked up a stone and wanted to stone that dog to roast and eat? At that time, why didn't you think about the three thousand sins of the ghost?

Also, I kindly sent you beef to eat, and I was scolded by you, what kind of reason is this!

"In the future, I went to heaven to see Lao Jun, and was thrown into the alchemy furnace by his old man and burned for 7749 days, and suffered 9980 ordinary capital punishments, all of which were caused by a piece of beef by you, a stinky boy. Hmph, I know that you kid is just uneasy and kind, and you want to see me unlucky and suffer in the future. That's it, both horizontal and vertical will suffer, so I might as well eat more. ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to Li Yan again: "Is there anything else?" ”

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