"Section Chief Hao, this is not appropriate, is it? He is also a petty thief, and it is almost fifteen days of detention, and if you want to write a knife, I am afraid that you will be directly sentenced. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" Liu Guanzhang said this, and the thief also nodded frequently, "Yes, the government, I was wronged!" ”

Section Chief Hao glared at the thief and said to Liu Guanzhang: "You don't have to worry about this, this is just cooperating with propaganda and establishing your heroic image, and it has nothing to do with his sentencing." After that, he changed his face again, and said to the thief: "This is also an opportunity for you, if you cooperate with us to do a good job in the propaganda work, we will consider leniency when sentencing you!" ”

The thief didn't dare to say anything, Liu Guanzhang scratched his face, and said: "Section Chief Hao, I understand, we are here to establish a heroic image, as for some of the details at the end, it doesn't matter, is that what you mean?" ”

Section Chief Hao Yile, "That's right! Propaganda is needed! ”

"Then I'll play a thief, his image is better than mine, even if he sends me to the public security organ, let's stand together, eight adults have to think I'm stealing a wallet."

Section Chief Hao's face flushed, "Alas, isn't this a mess?" ”

"It's okay, I don't mind, in order to cooperate with the publicity, it's nothing to be wronged by this, as long as you can control the mouths of the dozens of people in the car, even if I detain him for 15 days, it's fine, as long as it's full."

As soon as he said this, Section Chief Hao's face was a little unbearable, and he said: "This Comrade Liu, I am very grateful for your cooperation with our propaganda work, but so many people in the car saw that you caught him and sent him to the public security organs, we can't let a thief play a hero, if it is just to do some artistic processing on some final details, I think it is understandable that the masses present." ”

Liu Guanzhang was embarrassed: "They understand you, but they definitely don't understand me, they all think that I am stinky and shameless to brag, how inappropriate is this?" You see that my image is not good, and I finally became a positive character......"

"Or else!" Section Chief Hao thought for a while and said a compromise solution: "For the specific details, the report does not mention it, just say that after you acted bravely, you were very low-key, refused any commendation and awards, and even did not want to keep your name, and finally our public security organs found your name and unit through the household registration system, by the way, your surname?" ”

"My surname is Liu, Liu Guanzhang."

"Is the surname Liu or the surname Guan, and the surname Zhang?"

"The surname is Liu, and his name is Liu Guanzhang."

While the two were talking, there was a knock on the door outside the interrogation room, and a young police officer led the way, followed by a female reporter with a microphone and a videographer with a video camera. The female reporter nodded at Section Chief Hao, and then went straight to the thief.

"You are Liu Guanzhang, the hero of the righteous and courageous citizen anti-pickpocketing, right? I'm Jia Kejia, a reporter from Dang Shengyang TV, can I do an interview with you? ”

The thief was embarrassed and didn't know what to say, and Liu Guanzhang next to him looked at Section Chief Hao: "Don't you reconsider my proposal just now?" ”

What a big oolong! Section Chief Hao pulled reporter Jia aside, muttered a few words, and explained the current situation, Jia Kejia was also very embarrassed, and turned around and said sorry to Liu Guanzhang again and again.

"It's okay, as long as you don't make mistakes, I'm very happy." It's good to be able to apologize.

After all, Reporter Jia is a professional, so he quickly turned the topic elsewhere and said, "I heard Section Chief Hao say that after you captured the thief, you didn't take credit for it, and even refused to reveal your real name, right?" ”

Liu Guanzhang was stunned, Lao Tzu turned himself in, is it good to refuse to disclose his name? However, when people say so, they can't directly deny it, so they replied vaguely: "Ah......"

"And you resolutely declined the Good Citizen Award given to you by the public security department, and even the 10,000 yuan bonus was not ......."

"Wait a minute!" Hearing this, Liu Guanzhang couldn't help it, "What did you just say?" $10,000 bonus? ”

"yes."

"Uh, I've changed my mind, give it to me, I'll take it." Liu Guanzhang cut the railway.

"That ......" it was Section Chief Hao's turn to be embarrassed this time, "The bonus, that's what I said, it's the Righteous and Courageous Fund, and it still needs to be applied for approval, a series of procedures." ”

"Do you use the form to fill out? Then apply according to the procedure, I can wait, it's fine. ”

Section Chief Hao walked over, pulled the corner of Liu Guanzhang's clothes, and whispered, "Pay attention to the image." ”

"I don't want an image, I want money."

Over there, reporter Jia had already signaled to the cameraman to turn off the machine, "We have a breath at the door, you talk first." ”

Liu Guanzhang's shameless attitude of asking for money is really not like a hero, and Section Chief Hao is also very embarrassed, and he has a sense of powerlessness that the mud can't support the wall. After all, he was born in ideological and political work, Lao Hao stood up and kicked on the chair where the thief was sitting, "You, squat in the corner!" Then he turned back to the police officer who was making the record and said, "Let the anti-pickpocketing brigade take him away!" ”

When the room was clean, Section Chief Hao took a deep breath and said to Liu Guanzhang with a pleasant face: "Have you heard of Schrödinger's cat?" ”

Monk Liu Guan and Zhang Zhang's second monk was puzzled, if Lao Tzu could understand such a profound concept of quantum mechanics, would he not be able to finish his studies in the eighth year?

"Schrödinger's cat is a very famous ideal experiment in quantum mechanics, which tells the story of putting a cat in a box and a small amount of radioactive material. Within an hour, there is about a 50% chance that the radioactive material will decay and release a poison gas to kill the cat, and the remaining 50% probability is that the radioactive material will not decay and the cat will survive. When the box is closed, the whole system remains in a state of uncertainty, and the cat is both dead and alive. ”

Liu Guanzhang looked at Section Chief Hao with a confused expression, what is this guy going to do?

"The bonus I just talked about is the same as a cat!"

Liu Guanzhang continued to be confused.

"The so-called 10,000 yuan bonus is also between existence and non-existence, in layman's terms, that is, if you want it, the bonus does not exist, if you don't want it, the bonus exists."

……

Liu Guanzhang thoroughly worshipped it, looked at the level of people's ideological and political work, and directly used the advanced concept of quantum physics to explain the economic problem of an unknown whereabouts of the 10,000 yuan bonus.

"What do you mean, cats can only live in the imagination?"

"Cats are meant to be imaginary."

"Then it's okay to give a certificate of merit, a pennant or something, right?"

Section Chief Hao is happy, this can be had.

Then it will be easy to do, the bureau has ready-made pennants, and reporter Jia took a few shots of Liu Guanzhang receiving the award certificate and taking the pennant, and then he interviewed Section Chief Hao, and the focus was of course on the anti-pickpocket propaganda carried out last month -- the effect was remarkable.

The cooperation between the police and the people was happy, Section Chief Hao sent Reporter Jia away, and turned back to ask Liu Guanzhang: "Do you still have something?" Don't you hold the pennant? Why don't you leave? ”

"Something." Liu Guanzhang squirmed.

"What's the matter?"

"Turn yourself in."