Chapter 0301: The Master Appears in His True Body
But what's the use of throwing me a picture? It's laughable! Staring at it for a long time, the two eyes on the painting move, and the mouth can speak: "I don't help people I don't trust to catch ghosts!
"Slow!" Fairy Dan shouted in a hurried voice, and he came over and stared at the painting tightly and asked, "The ghost is by our side, see how you can catch it?"
I thought that the painting would not listen to the peony fairy, but I didn't expect to flick it lightly, and the person in the painting flew out and floated high in the air, and the paper turned white, and there was nothing on it, so I had to put it in a circle and disappear.
The peony fairy pointed directly at the silkworm cat behind me with her hand and said, "He's a ghost!"
The person in the painting made a "swish", pulled out his sword, aimed it at the silkworm cat, and slashed it down......
Seeing the sword broken in half on his head, the silkworm cat did not have a drop of blood, and cried out in horror: "I'm not a ghost, why do you want to kill me?"
I had an idea, but now I had to be suspicious, and the pimple asked, "Is he a ghost?"
The peony fairy looked a little embarrassed, there were no steps to go down, so she could only say firmly: "He is a ghost, otherwise, the hanged person cannot be like him!"
In the painting, the person pulled off his beard, threw it in the air, "clicked", and pierced into the body of the silkworm cat......
I could see clearly with my eyes of fire, this was a little woman, who looked like Bu Xiu, and I had to shout: "What are you doing in someone's body?"
The peony fairy was more anxious than me, and scolded in a panic: "Little slut, a neurotic who is going to be hanged, are you also attached to others? Aren't you afraid that you will also become a psychopath?"
This little woman is twenty centimeters tall, wearing a long white dress, and her whole body is thin and small, except that her face and mouth are like Bu Xiu, and she is different in other places.
Without saying a word, the man in the painting took out the earthen bottle around his waist, put the little woman in the chain, and screamed for a while, looking at the mouth of the bottle with his right eye, which had turned into water......
It seems that the problem has been solved, as the peony fairy said, there is something in the silkworm cat's body......
The silkworm cat fell from the air and died without rolling its eyes......
Now a question arises, is he a silkworm cat at the bottom of the road?
The peony fairy pointed her finger at me and said, "Won't you ask the circle?"
I had to shout to my left hand: "Beautiful oriole, can you tell me something?"
The yellow bird's beak really stretched out from the circle, and said strange things for a long time, I couldn't understand a word, so I had to ask the peony fairy......
She shook her head vigorously, stared at the person in the painting, and asked, "What does the bird's beak say?"
The man in the painting spreads his helpless hands: "There is no translation in this language, unless the oriole himself answers." ”
The peony fairy was very anxious, and she pinched the beak of the oriole tightly with her hand, and shouted: "What do you say?
The oriole's beak was hurt, and it flashed into the circle and never came out again......
The peony fairy was so angry that she was about to go crazy......!
The circle didn't hit, it turned my hand red, and it connected the aura and burst into flames......
The peony fairy was so shocked that her eyes were about to bulge out, and after a burst of "haha" laughter, she said, "My immortal method has been restored!"
Why is the person floating in the air and not wanting to get into the circle?
I thought about it, but I couldn't find a reason, so I had to ask, "The ghost has been taken out, you should go, don't be a light bulb in front of others!"
The person in the painting is smarter than me, and in one sentence, it is solved: "I am the person in the painting, and I am not interested in women; if you want to be affectionate, I pretend not to see anything!"
The peony fairy glared at the boss and snorted unrelentingly: "I said you, we have to live as a husband and wife at any time, don't you feel awkward to have you by your side?"
The person in the painting spreads out his helpless hands: "I have nowhere to go, the paper is thrown into the circle, unless ......"
I stared at the circle with my eyes and asked, "What about the painting I just threw in?"
With a "poof", the oriole beak stretched out and replied in a beautiful voice: "I'm sorry master! Your drawing paper didn't say hello to anyone, floated into the sea, and disappeared......
"Damn it! If you don't take care of it, you'll make a mess! I thought about it for a long time and asked, "Can you take the person back from the painting?"
There was an immediate response: "What are you doing with it? This is for you? What do you mean that immortals don't understand?"
These words made my second monk confused, and he had to ask: "What are you sending this thing for?"
The oriole beak said, "No, how did he get out?"
I couldn't answer my squeaks, and I was very depressed......
The peony fairy stared at the beak of the yellow bird and asked, "Why do you talk like this, do you need to shout it out again?"
The oriole hated her the most, stared at her and did not answer, and when she was about to retract, she said many things in bird language...... None of us can understand it.
The peony fairy gritted her teeth and wanted to reach out again......
I had to fold my left palm together and move it to the side......
She jumped up and down in anger and yelled at me, "Can't you stretch out your hand and let me slap me?"
I pointed my finger at the person in the painting, which she understood, and raised my palm high, but she couldn't continue......
The silkworm cat on the ground moved and got up, stared at me and shouted, "Son-in-law, let's go home!"
The peony fairy was stunned, and pointed directly at it with her hand and exclaimed: "He, he, why is he not dead?"
The person in the painting explains: "He was frightened and fainted? ”
I had to ask, "Didn't the hanging rope strangle him?"
The person in the painting didn't see it, so he had to say, "It will take some time to find out what you said." ”
The peony fairy, who couldn't wait for a second, stared at the person in the painting and shouted: "What are you doing to eat?
The person in the painting smiled and said, "Don't have time, unless you have some tricks?"
The peony fairy reached the point of being unreasonable, landed lightly, sealed the dirty collar of the silkworm cat and shouted: "Why didn't the rope strangle you?"
The silkworm cat was not angry, and replied with a smile: "Strangled you, and I won't strangle me!
"It's so weird! The imp took it, and he still said something like that? Doesn't it have anything to do with the imp?"
The peony fairy scolded angrily: "Go to death! Do you still want to be a father? Do you know what my identity is?
There are more and more questions left in my brain, which slowly accumulate, and I can't say clearly, so I have to ask: "Who is Silkworm Yun to you?"
He replied normally: "The eldest daughter is called Silkworm Li, and the twin phoenix fetuses, one is called Silkworm Yun, and the other is called Silkworm Poetry." ”
It seems that he is really my old father-in-law, why don't you call your father?
The silkworm cat looked very imposing, and also proclaimed: "I am the father of two immortals, and one of them is the highest, and also belongs to my daughter." ”
I have to correct: "She is your son-in-law and daughter-in-law, and she does not belong to the kind of relationship you said." ”
Anyway, the silkworm cat was very happy and shouted, "Lead the way; all to my house......
The person in the painting first declares: "I have a mission, you have to go, go and ...... yourself"
Who wants to go to that kind of hellish place? He is so poor that he is dying! He almost eats grass like an old cow......
The peony fairy didn't believe that there would be such a poor place, so she had to go with him......
The person in the painting doesn't squeak, and he flies stupidly for a long time, and there is no road at all?
Or the peony fairy is smart, pointing to my left hand and saying, "Ask, don't you understand?"
I opened my left hand, the circle flew out, the picture did not move, Jin Yanzi stood inside tremblingly and shouted: "Great official, what are you doing? Are you going to scare me to death? There are ghosts shaking everywhere?"
The person in the painting was most interested in hearing this, and asked with concern: "Where is the ghost, tell me?"
The golden swallow pointed everywhere with her hand, as if there was no place without ......
The man in the painting said, "The target is too messy to start, so you can come to us and go ghost hunting together?"
Jin Yanzi shouted to me again: "Great official, find a way to get me over; husband and wife can't be on one side, they need to be reunited!"
The peony fairy glared and scolded: "Die! Random out, whether it is a person or a ghost, they all want to rob the man next to me! There is a hairy man here, why don't you move your eyes to him?"
Jin Yanzi wants to plead: "My father entrusted me to him on his deathbed, and from now on, I will be his person!"
The peony fairy didn't admit it, and showed a disdainful expression: "Who wouldn't say that: some women are even more shameless;
I had to admit it, and I stood on her side and said, "The Golden Swallow is my wife who I voluntarily married, and it has nothing to do with entrustment!"
The peony fairy wanted to slap me twice again, but it was still for the sake of the large number of people, so she endured it, and said, "Hum chirp" and said, "How many rooms have you married? Do you want to make me angry to death?"
The silkworm cat jumped up with joy and shouted at the golden swallow, "I'm your father!"
Jin Yanzi was confused and had to scold: "Dead old man, do you want to take advantage of me? My father is gone!"
The silkworm cat shouted, "Die well! Otherwise, I'll have to fight again as a father!"