At night, Kamijo leaned on the windowsill and stared blankly at the night sky. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The stimulus received today was too great, first a strange personality replacement, then a strange magician appeared, and then he was beaten up inexplicably. In the end, I found out that my classmate was actually a spy on the magic side.

For a while, Shangjo Dangma's head was a little ineffective.

"What's wrong? When he was a young man, he actually looked up at the moonlight like a poet, did he reach the estrus period? As soon as he entered the door, Misaka Miyume did not hesitate to spit out a divine groove.

Amijo Dangma, who was in deep thought, almost fell from the window and yelled, "Why do you think of estrus from looking up at the moonlight!" Aren't those guys who are famous in history in ancient times a thief? ”

"Yes, it seems that teaching (tiao) guide (jiao) has a certain effect, and you can spit out a good hand at will." Misaka Mimu nodded when she heard this.

"Please let it go." Sighing helplessly, Kamijo Dangma took out the patronus charm given by his father from his pocket.

Because someone was there, Dangma didn't throw it away, just kept complaining, "Does this thing really work?" ”

"Even if it's a replica, it contains spiritual power! This is the basis of idolatry! Tsuchigomon suddenly walked in and interjected into the topic with a smile.

"I didn't expect you to be a magician?" Kamijo Danma said in a slightly emotional tone.

"To be precise, it's already (past tense)!"

"Dr. Onmyoji, who is good at Feng Shui [Necessary Evil Church], is now just an ordinary person." Obviously, he had lost everything he had before, but Tuyumen shrugged his shoulders as if he didn't care.

"Won't you everybody go there?" When Ma turned his head to Tuyumen asked.

"I can't go back if I want to! (Angel Fall) when it is activated. Although Sister Divine Crack and I immediately started an enchantment, it can't completely cancel out Meow! Tsuchigomon replied. Ha? What does that mean? "It seems that Dangma's IQ can't understand the explanation of the earth royal gate.

"That means that although your personal consciousness with the God Split has not been affected, have you still been replaced by other characters in the eyes of ordinary people?" At this time, Misaka Mimu suddenly interjected.

"That's it, it's great that Miss Sweet Dream's comprehension is so good! Now I'm (-) meow in their eyes! Tu Yumen said with a smile.

“（――）？ That superficial-looking star? When Ma heard this, he asked with some curiosity.

"It doesn't seem to be true. Secretly, he is still a full negative man, and he has unspoken rules for twenty-one female stars who have just debuted, thirteen married women, and a record of going to adult hotels many times. Recently, there seems to be a behavior exposed. Many of those women should be holding kitchen knives and going to see that bad guy now! Misaka Miyu suddenly broke out a large number of scandals about the star. As soon as he heard the words of the dream, Tu Yumen suddenly pounded the ground in annoyance.

"I said why, as soon as I entered the airport, a large group of women came out and said they wanted to kill me. Why is it so good to die, but I just spread this product! ”

"Ahh Great work. Dangma patted Tu Mimon's shoulder and comforted.

"But speaking of which, why do you know such a thing? Are you a fan of his? Kamijo asked with some curiosity.

"Do you think I'd be interested in such a frivolous thing?" Meimeng rolled her eyes angrily, "I just want to make some extra money to check this information." ”

"Why do I feel a hint of sin?" Dangma said.

"Allallah!" Meimu smiled and narrowed her eyes, "Be Masan!" It's better to know some things in the world, understand? ”

Tuyumen and Dangma suddenly felt a chill behind them, and hurriedly nodded in response.

Rather than this inconsequential curiosity, it is more important to have a small life.

"Speaking of God's cracks?" When hemp shifts the subject.

"Ahh If you want to talk about the words of the eldest sister of the god split! As if thinking of something, Tsuchigomon chuckled.

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"Yikes! Dangma's friends are all very special people! "By the night of the last knife.

"But the big brother is so handsome, with red hair and a cigarette in his mouth." byRyujin Otohime.

"But there is a barcode on the face. Why is that? See. "By Kamijo poetry.

"I think it's stylish! Aunt Shina! "By Otohime Kamijo.

God Crack listened to this, but gritted his teeth as if he was enduring something.

"By the way, an amulet you brought from Egypt." As he spoke, Kamijo took something out of his pocket.

"Well! Forget about scarabs! Uncle Knife Night! Ryujin Otohime said.

"Ahh By the way, what's your name? Dao Ye suddenly turned around and asked.

Shen Crack endured it for a while before he said, "My name is Shen Split..."

As for Angel Misha, she is in the background with Intix.

----------------------------I'm the dividing line between the scene and the re-change------------------------------------------------------- "Steele, this is really interesting!" Meimeng and Dangma laughed when they heard it.

Suddenly, Dangma seemed to think of something and asked, "You just said 'unfold the enchantment'?" Isn't it true that superpowers can't use magic? "Yes! So the body became miserable. If you use the magic again, the blood vessels will burst, and you will be dead. Tsuchigomon pulled back the corner of his shirt, revealing his bloody belly.

"That's right, Uejo! Can you restrain your 'unfortunate' mouth fetish a little in front of the eldest sister of the Divine Split," Tsuchimimon said. "Huh?" Kamijo Danma's face showed a little puzzlement.

"Contrary to your misfortune, the eldest sister is a lucky person who can't forgive herself." Domimonway.

This only made Dangma even more confused: "Can't forgive yourself for being lucky? ”

"There is a secret crusade organization in Japan called (Amakusa-shi), and it seems that the eldest sister of the god split has been designated as the leader of the priestess from birth, and she is one of the few saints in the world who has (stigma}. A saint is a human being who can use the power of God. When liberated (stigmata), the eldest sister can temporarily wield a power far beyond that of humans. She could not forgive this great power that she had gained because of her own (good fortune). "Tired, tired! Is it God again? But how can this be a problem? Dangma seemed to be a little tired and said.

"Only she knows that!" Tsuchigomon replied.

"But Uejo, do you know what it's like to be a (lucky person)?" The sweet dream of being an audience almost laughed, and when the mahjong club knew about this kind of thing, the world could collapse. But at this time, neither the Tsuchigomon nor the Uejo noticed this detail.

"It's that you can always draw the only lottery, and no one else can draw it." With this, a rush of footsteps approached from a distance. Everyone turned their heads to look there, only to see Shen Crack panting and said, "I can't bear to go first." ”

...... "Hmm! When hemp! You go in and take a peek! Outside the bathhouse, Meimeng and Dangma stood at the door looking at the wind. After a while, Meimeng, who seemed to be idle, suddenly said to Dangma. "We're helping her keep an eye on her! What is this act of guarding and stealing! Dang Ma said helplessly patting his face.

Because the God Crack is now Steele in the eyes of outsiders, entering the girls' bathhouse will definitely be regarded as **. When I entered the boys' bathhouse, I felt too awkward to wash with the boys. In desperation, Shen Crack had no choice but to ask Meimeng and Dangma to guard here and not let others in.

However, because it is time-consuming for girls to take a shower, the sweet dream of having nothing to do outside has to make jokes to pass the time.

"Didn't you say that peeping at the women's bathhouse is a man's romance?" Meimeng said.

"It has to be within a certain level of safety." With the strength of the Divine Split, the moment he entered, he was set up with a death flag.

"Don't worry! I've got a way for you to sneak into the bathhouse without being discovered by the Divine Crack. "But I can't guarantee that no one else will find out! When the time comes...... Hey.

"I'd better forget it!" Although he was a little tempted, when Ma's intuition gave him a strong sense of crisis, he decisively refused.

Vaguely heard the sound of the sweet dream "cut", when Ma was more glad that he was not confused for a while.

"Unfortunate!" When Ma sighed.

"Hey, you forgot that this is a forbidden word in front of the Divine Split!" Well! According to the development of the original plot, when Dangma said this, the knife night should be coming soon. "Brawl! I almost forgot! ”

"Dangma, you're here! Huh! Why is Miss Misaka standing here? The women's bathhouse is opposite. Sure enough, Kamijo Daoye, who had a towel around his neck, walked over and said a little strangely.

I almost forgot, it's a girl now, and it's a little strange to stand on the door buckle of the men's bathhouse.

"I've washed it and I'm waiting for someone now!" In an instant, Meimu thought of a reason for herself.

"Really?" Shangjo Daoye was not suspicious, turned around and said to Dangma, "Just dangma!" It's been a long time since we've taken a shower together. With that, Dao Ye was about to open the door of the bathhouse.

"Wait! Not now, there's someone inside! When Ma heard this, he hurriedly stopped.

"So what, isn't it normal for someone to have people in the hot springs?" In the eyes of the knife night, the god crack is a man. It is said that even if you wash it together, there will be no embarrassment! "Ahh Yikes! How so? "When Ma couldn't find a suitable reason for a while, he had to be in a branch.

"Because it's a girl who is bathing in it!" Suddenly, the voice of the sweet dream came from behind.

"Hey! Sweet dream, how do you ......" told the truth about the sweet dream, when Ma was about to ask, but was stopped by the beautiful dream with his eyes. "Yikes! It's so much fun to be your friend! Miss Misaka, this is a men's bathhouse! And the women's bathhouse is next door, which girl will not go to the women's bathhouse to the men's bathhouse? "The knife didn't care about it, but said very well." I'm serious! The tone of the dream is very serious, which makes people's hearts tense when they hear it.

"Sorry! The tone was a little rushed. Meimeng seemed to react and apologized, "It's a little inconvenient to talk here, can you come with me?" I'll explain it to you! ”

Dao Ye was infected by the atmosphere that seemed to have another hidden secret, and Dao Ye nodded and left with Meimeng.

When Ma Dun breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly put his hand on Dang Ma's shoulder again.

When Ma hurriedly looked back: "What! Tsuchigomon! Don't be scary out of the blue! ”

Tu Yumen didn't care, and said, "I feel that the development of things is quite interesting! Let's sneak a look, meow! ”

"What are you talking about?" Just then, after taking a bath, the god cracked fire weaving and walked out of the bathroom.

"Ahh That one! "When Ma Nei wanted to say something, but he couldn't make up ** words for a while.

At the same time, it occurred to him that if the dream hadn't stopped at that time. In terms of time, my dad and I are about to see the costume scene of the god cracking.

That's the result...... Definitely a dismemberment.

"Ahh We were just going to see something very interesting! Let's take a look at the big sister, too! "Tuyumen didn't care at all, and naturally invited the God Crack to join the team.

"Huh?" Shen Crack let out a puzzled sound.

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Outside the door of the hotel, Meimu stood in front of Dao Ye and asked solemnly, "Uncle Dao Ye, have you already seen the God Crack!" ”

Dao Ye thought about it for a while, and then said, "You mean that burly man with red perm, biting cigarette butts, and a barcode engraved on his face. ”

The "......" sweet dream produced a moment of silence and lowered her head. The body couldn't help but tremble. (Author: "Trust me!") Definitely holding back not to laugh! Why do I know? Because I'm laughing right now! Burst! Hahaha! I can't! ”）

Faintly, you can hear the sound of something being scratched in the distance.

"Miss Sweet Dream, what's wrong, are you uncomfortable?" Seeing the appearance of Meimeng, Dao Ye couldn't help but ask with some concern.

"Nope! It's just that I feel a little sad for the cracked gods! "Sweet dream pretentiously wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes (?) "Actually, I was in the bathroom just now!" It's a crack in the gods! ”

"Huh? Didn't you just tell me there was a girl in there? Now how can you say that it is Mr. God Split...... This? Dao Ye started the sentence very calmly, and ended it calmly.

"You guessed it right!" Meimeng nodded heavily, "God cracks!" It's a woman! ”

“…… Eh, eh, eh! "Alright! Dao Ye couldn't be calm, "Can a woman look like this?" ”

Meimeng looked at the night sky, not knowing whether she was reminiscing or solving the puzzles of Dao Ye, and said lightly: "Ten years ago! While I was doing a physical check-up in the academy city, I met the Divine Crack. At that time, she happened to be diagnosed with an imbalance in sex hormone secretion! ”

"Smack!" It looks like something is broken.

"Except for the main reproductive organs, the development is exactly the same as that of boys." The sweet dream continued to wipe away tears. (Author: "Strange!") Onion flavor! ”）

"Crackle!" Something seems to have been crushed!

"I went to visit the doctor whenever I was free for ten years for her, but there was no way to solve it!" Meimeng seemed to grasp the corners of her clothes because she was unwilling, her pretty face was full of grief and self-blame, her eyes were slightly red, and although she was forbearing, a few tears still fell from it. It's like a weak girl who feels guilty for her powerlessness in the face of her friend's suffering, and it's very touching to see it!

This guy has reached the highest level of deception! Tricked yourself into it!

"Koupeng!" It's as if something has been crushed!

"But she has an Adam's apple!" Although the girl's acting skills are very realistic, the experienced Dao Ye still has a trace of doubt in her heart.

Cut! Trick me up! No way!

"Uncle! Can you understand how a woman feels when she walks into the women's toilet as a matter of course, only to be punched and kicked out by the screams of the girl? Can you understand how unacceptable it is for a young girl to go to the toilet with a group of big men and take a bath? Can you know what it's like to be scolded by others all day long? Or, you know, ten years like this, man! What will it become? ”

Under the questioning of the sweet dream, he ...... on the night of the knife Silence!

There seems to be a very strong sound of hitting the wall in the distance! And some laughter, huh...... Suddenly it turned into a scream.

Meimu didn't pay much attention to it and continued: "I'm tired! Give up on yourself! In addition to the necessary baths, problems are almost solved at home. Her dress, her behavior. Almost exactly like a man. Even in order not to be exposed, he asked the doctor in the school city to make a fake throat model for her! ”

There are a lot of incomprehensible things in the world, and with Meimeng's first-class acting skills, Dao Ye suddenly accepted this fact.

"That kid has also suffered a lot!" Shangjo Daoye said sympathetically, "When Ma knows, eh? ”

Well! It seems that the momentum is skyrocketing! Is anyone going to have Saiyan awaken?

Meimeng nodded and said, "Mr. Daoye and Dangma are really a father and son!" I don't mind anything like that. ”

As soon as he heard this, a smile appeared on Dao Ye's face: "What a good girl!" God Crack First... It's a blessing to have a friend like you, Miss! By the way, this is an amulet brought from Africa, and I will send it to you! With that, Dao Ye took out a bracelet and handed it to Meimeng.

Originally, the beauty dream refused! But suddenly after seeing the style of the bracelet! His hand shook for no apparent reason.

Why is there a hanging too in Africa? That tribe is bored with it as an indigenous god! Damn it! I want it so much! I want it so much! (Author: "Has Mai Trin's love for quack been embedded in the genetic information of cells?") ”）

(Sweet dream: "Just kidding!") It's really cute though! I just want to give it to Sister Mai Tamin as a gift! ”）

(Author: "Do you want to ask me why I don't complain!") Because I feel that if I vomit this groove, I will die soon. ”）

Indifferent (?) took the bracelet, and Meimeng bowed down slightly and thanked: "Thank you, uncle!" That's right! Please don't tell others about the splitting of the gods! “

Dao Ye nodded as if he understood, and said, "I understand! If a non-mainstream outfit like hers is found to be a woman, it will definitely be very troublesome. ”

It's a little subtle, but it doesn't seem to be wrong!

Suddenly, when Ma ran out of the door, pulled the knife and said, "Dad! It's rare for us to see each other, so let's go for a walk together! ”

"Huh! Wait a minute! When hemp! Do I still have to take a shower? Wait a minute! Before he finished speaking, Dao Ye was run away by Ma La. ）。

I'm still worried about how to get Dangma to see the angels? He's on his own! But why is his head bruised and swollen?

"Sweet Dream!" A depressive voice came from behind.

It turned out to be a relationship between the gods and the gods! However, it seems that her condition is a little worse than expected. It's okay, brother (?) There's a clever plan.

"Ahh God Split! You're done! Anyway, I've done a good job! The whole person of the sweet dream threw himself into the arms of the god (author: "What a envy!"). "), a pair of shiny and pure (?) Wide-eyed anticipation.

The fire in the heart of the god suddenly disappeared, and a rare trace of blush appeared on his face, and he gently let go of the sweet dream, touched her head, and said, "Thank you!" ”

"Don't touch my head, it's not tall!" Meimeng complained, but her face showed a childlike and comfortable look. (Author: "Temperance!") Moral! Who's going to make up for this guy's festive exercises! A certain red and white jumped out: "How much is the hourly wage?" Author: "...... Sure enough, it's my fault for thinking too much about the world! ”）

Seeing the appearance of the sweet dream, Shen Crack suddenly felt like he had been healed, and thought, "This kid! Much purer than our people! ”

If Ma sees this scene, he will definitely keep hitting the wall, and shouting "This is not scientific!" The end is coming! Something like that.