"Transfiguration? Did he become a Super Saiyan? Liu Guanzhang said and glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, Lu Lao Liu, who was still wearing a casual practice uniform just now, was now wearing a Taoist robe, holding a cloud heart bun, holding a dust, and looking vigilant. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "I'm grass, this costume change is too fast, isn't it?" ”

In the video, Lu Lao Liu was also a little embarrassed, shook off the dust, and changed back to the lazy appearance just now, "I've been in the world for a long time, and I'm afraid of ghosts, and I'm out of shape, out of shape." ”

Is this high-tech? Sichuan Opera changed its face and twisted its head, no matter how good the magic is, why do you have to block it with a cloak? This guy changed in front of you, just change his clothes, and change his head shape? I'm not chatting with a dress-up game, am I?

Liu Guanzhang and Sai Tianxian stared at each other, swallowed and foamed at the mouth, revealing an expression of disbelief.

On the phone, Lu Lao Liu was indifferent, "I also understand you, it is indeed unbelievable in your opinion, but you have to look at the problem scientifically and dialectically, what can be confirmed, what can be believed, what can be falsified is not believed, and what cannot be verified or falsified is doubtful." ”

Liu Guanzhang glanced at Sai Tianxian, "Why don't we call Yang Liu'an out, and listen to the immortals tell us about the dialectical materialist worldview." ”

"Willow Shore! Come out and see the gods! ”

There was a commotion here, and the school flower in the house also woke up, and listened to Liu Guanzhang calling himself, and came out with a piece of clothing. In the living room, Liu Guanzhang and Sai Tianxian squeezed their heads together, staring at the mobile phone screen, as if they didn't want to miss it.

"What are you doing?"

"Come, look at the immortals."

In the video, Lu Lao Liu also gushed: "You have been taught that there has never been a savior, and there is no immortal emperor - this is wrong in itself, there are emperors, hundreds!" Emperor, you haven't seen anything alive, do you believe it? Let's do the business of immortals, we can't wander around the nether world without anything, so the vast majority of people have never seen immortals, and if they haven't seen it, it doesn't mean that they don't exist, can you confirm that there are no immortals? Can't you? If it can't be falsified, it is doubtful, now that I appear in front of you, I brush the changes, this can prove the existence of immortals, right? ”

Liu Guanzhang and Sai Tianxian glanced at each other, and then at Yang Liu'an, who had just come out, and the meaning in their eyes was - do you believe it?

If you don't believe it, then you have doubts, if you have doubts, let's verify it! Liu Guanzhang looked at the mobile phone and pointed to the Sai Tianxian beside him, "You turn her into angelababy!" I will believe you. ”

The camera turned to Sai Tianxian's face, and he obviously felt Lu Laoliu's face twitch, "You can't be embarrassed by the immortals, let's talk about world peace." ”

Liu Guan pursed his lips and thought for a while, "Then you give me 100 million US dollars and put it on the coffee table!" ”

Lu Lao Liu was very embarrassed and explained: "If I can conjure up 100 million US dollars, won't I change it for you just now?" If you take the money to go to South Korea for plastic surgery, even if you can't get an angelababy and amputate above the neck, at least you can look like a person. ”

"You can't turn stones into gold, are you embarrassed to say that you are an immortal?"

"You don't know, our immortals really don't have this function!" Lu Lao Liu made Liu Guanzhang run at the moment, and he was also a little faceless. "Our spell cultivation is only effective in the heavenly realm, in the human world, we are hungry if we don't eat, and it hurts when we are beaten, otherwise I won't fall to death, so let's let you see the supernatural powers of the heavenly realm, and you will believe it."

As he spoke, Lu Lao Liu's palm spread out on the phone, and a blue flame appeared in the palm of his palm, and with a stroke of his fingers in the palm, a ball of fire was scattered into seven, lined up in the palm of his hand, and with a shake of his hand, the seven flames floated in the air, gradually turning green, and there seemed to be a thread connecting the seven flames together. I saw Lu Lao Liu think about it, and with a wave of his hand, the green flame turned into a green leaf, and the invisible line showed up in a twist and turn, which seemed to be a vine, and then seven gourds grew on the vine, and the gourd grew bigger and bigger, and seven small gourd babies jumped out.

A man and a woman on the couch looked at each other and applauded enthusiastically.

As soon as Lu Lao Liu's hand was closed, the flames, gourds and other things disappeared, and he smiled at the camera, "Did you believe it this time?" If you don't believe me, I'll turn you into seven more dwarfs......"

"I believe it!"

"I believe it too!"

"We all believed!" The three of them said it together.

Lu Lao Liu smiled, "It's good to believe it, that, I remember that someone seemed to scold me for being insane just now?" ”

The sweat is coming down here, oh my God, scolding the gods? How much of a sin does that have to be? A few years earlier, it would have been possible to kill the counter-revolution in accordance with the current situation! "That, Da Xian'er, are you mistaken?"

Lu Lao Liu pursed his lips, "We immortals, we are not people with rat belly and chicken intestines, we have cultivated for thousands of years, don't we have any cultivation at all?" How can you be as knowledgeable as you ordinary people? Call Daddy! Stand corrected! Hurry up and drop! ”

Called Daddy? In front of two beauties - a beautieth and a woman? It's too embarrassing, Liu Guanzhang can't do this kind of thing even if he dies! Thinking of this, he bit his teeth, turned his heart sideways, pushed away the Sai Tianxian beside him, slapped the table and stood up, and went straight to the toilet with his mobile phone.

As soon as the toilet door closed, the flushing sounded, and then I heard a faint voice from inside: "Dad! ”

"Hey! It's so crisp, call it again! ”

"Daddy!" Liu Guanzhang frowned and said with a sad face, did the gods listen to too much cross talk? Do you like to play ethics so much?

"I'm tired to ask, are you doing this business of immortals so unsuccessful?"

Coming out of the toilet with a frown, the two girls didn't dare to be happy when they looked at him, but Yang Liu'an was thoughtful, and reminded: "Nothing else matters, now you still have a case on your back, ask this fairy, how can I help you solve this matter?" ”

Speaking of this, Liu Guanzhang remembered, what a good fairy, why jump off the building to play if you have nothing to do? It doesn't matter if he jumped off the building, he also put his life on his back! That's not how fairy jump is played!

"That, Daxian, you're good, why are you jumping off the building if you have nothing to do? fell so much, all of them were flattened, do you immortals have something that you can't think of? ”

Lu Lao Liu hehe, "Our immortals don't take life and death so seriously, the main reason is that I want to go back to the sky to see, isn't this just in place?" ”

The words used are really good, homecoming! "But it doesn't matter where you go, put me in it!"

"I just wanted to try, can you jump with me, it's okay, not stupid."

Liu Guanzhang's ancestral grandmother's scolding in his heart, what are these immortals? Is there such a cheat? "May I ask you which immortal you are? When I go out to play in the future and see which temple is owned by your god, I will also go over to pull, no, it is the incense on the pillar. ”

"Lu Jian is really me, you can't find my temple, hehe, you want to on my god seat, there is no door!"