CHAPTER 12: THE SHAME OF THE BIG TEACHER PLAYS
In the end, Iruka and Sunset Red agreed that Sunset Red would first test Kurama Yakumo if there was anything strange in his heart, and then Sunset Red would go to the ninja school to find Iruka, and then the two would decide on the next course of action. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
After separating from Sunset Red, Iruka looked at the sun at noon today and said that he had gained a lot today, that is, he gave a high-yield task from the system, and spent another morning with a big beauty. This wave is not a loss.
Iruka was about to leave home for a nap when two green figures appeared on the street.
"Jump around the village frog in a circle, and the loser will have to do five hundred weight-bearing squats."
"Yes! Mr. Kai! ”
Two green kappa monsters, one big and one small, jumped from the end of the street, and the big one was still wearing the uniform of Konoha Kaminobi, the same watermelon head, thick eyebrows, and when people who didn't know saw it, they thought it was the kappa father who took the little kappa out to collect the wind.
"The one who wins has to do a thousand weight-bearing squats of youth!" The big kappa shouted out the rules of the game that were completely illogical.
"Oooh! Squats of youth! Mr. Kai, I won't lose! "Well, the logic of kappa thinking is different from that of humans, and maybe the two words of winning and losing are defined in the kappa world in opposite directions.
"Hahahaha, a youthful speech, but too tender, Lee! Because it's got to be me who won that person! The large kappa gave a thumbs up as he accelerated the leap, revealing two rows of white teeth, "Poof! As is often seen in toothpaste commercials, Kappa's teeth flashed white.
"This is not necessarily, Mr. Kai, Li Luo's youth energy is 200% explosive!"
"Oh, yes, Kai's youth energy, 300% burst!"
“500%!”
“1000%”
Iruka looked at the two people who were jumping over at the same time as they were talking between 5 or 6-year-olds, touched their foreheads with a little headache, and silently stepped aside, pretending not to know the two people.
The green figure jumped in front of the big teacher, and Iruka breathed a sigh of relief, if it was known that she knew the little kappa inside, it would be no different from shameful play.
"Oh! Iruka-sensei! "Murphy's Law says well, if you're worried about something happening, it's more likely to happen. The trumpet kappa jumped back with the frog upside down and said to Iruka.
"Oh, Lee, long time no see! Ahahahaha! Iruka touched his forehead in embarrassment: "Your guide is going to run away." ”
Iruka said casually, wanting to get rid of Xiao Li as soon as possible, because the eyes of the people around the street looking at Iruka had become wrong. What I didn't expect was that Kai actually followed Xiao Li's example, and then jumped back.
"Li, youth is not allowed to be lazy!" Kai taught to Xiao Li, but when he saw Iruka standing next to him, he shouted, "Oh, oh, are you the great teacher Mr. Iruka that Li often mentions!! ”
Iruka froze, and then as if he had been wound up, he picked up his right hand to cover the lower half of his face, lowered his head slightly, and a mysterious smile appeared on the corner of his half-covered mouth.
"Since you asked sincerely!"
"I'll tell you with great mercy!"
"In order to prevent the extinction of the first saints from being forgotten."
"In order to protect the wisdom of mankind to be passed on."
"I'm a gardener who protects the seedlings to thrive."
"I am the red candle that burns myself to illuminate others."
"I'm a big teacher!"
"The big teacher is me!"
"I am"
"Great teacher Umino Iruka!"
Iruka cried in her heart as she spoke: "It's too shameful, it's too shameful, the previous generation of users who set this shame PLAY, you wait for me, don't let me meet you in the heavens and all the worlds, I'm embarrassed to be .................."
"Oh, it's not the first time I've seen it, but every time I see it, I think it's amazing!" Li, who has a completely different brain circuit from a normal person, said excitedly.
"This youthful speech! It's so impressive. Brain Circuit Anomaly 2 said as he wiped away tears.
"Ahh Iruka, who finally regained control of his body, said embarrassedly, "Aren't your games going on?" ”
"There is one more important thing to ask you about than the pre-lunch money exercise." Kai said seriously.
"Is this a campaign for food money?" A drop of sweat dripped from Iruka's forehead. "Say it."
"Please teach me the three secrets of the legendary ninja!!" Kai a tiger landed on his knees.
"What's that?" Iruka, who has a bad memory, has long forgotten what he said casually when he fooled Lee.
Lee followed Kai to perform the Tiger Landing Pose and said, "I'm sorry, Iruka-sensei, but when I was chatting with Kai-sensei, I accidentally told Kai-sensei the three secrets you taught me to become a ninja. ”
"No, Lee, it's all because of youth!" Kai raised his head and said to Xiao Li with tears in his eyes, "If you want to blame Xiao Li, please blame me, Iruka-sensei!" ”
"Mr. Kai!"
"Lee!"
Looking at the two people who hugged each other and the two people who were crying, Iruka's brows jumped, it was enough to encounter such a farce at noon.
Iruka calmed down for a moment and said to the two: "You say that, it's not a secret that is not passed on, as long as you pass the test of the great teacher, no matter who you are, you can get these three secrets." ”
"Please tell me the title of the challenge!" Kai's face changed instantly, and he raised his thumb, revealing two rows of white teeth (could this be the reason why Kai and Kakashi have a good relationship?). Gao Sheng said: "Youth will not refuse any challenge!" ”
"Back then, I challenged Li to run 100 laps around the school's playground, as a ninja, naturally it can't be such a simple question, your first challenge is to run with weights."
"Oh, leave it to me!" Kai's whole body began to burn.
"My weight is not the same as that of a normal ninja, so first you have to hand over your weight to me?" Iruka said to Kai.
Kaipan sat down, took the weight slip with the root on his foot, hesitated, and handed it to Iruka. (Regarding the statement that Kai has no weights, if according to the original book, Kai is not tied to the weight when fighting, but with Kai's character, if he is tied to Li with a weight, then it is impossible not to tie it when exercising, so it is set to be tied when training in the village, and when doing tasks, he unburdens in order to complete the task.) )
Iruka took the weight strip and stared at him, this weight was a little heavier than expected, worthy of the man who almost kicked out the Hokage's ending. Iruka then threw the weight into the air, and it landed on the ground without raising a trace of dust.
"This control!" Kai, who knew how heavy his burden was, looked at the weight on the ground in surprise.
After pretending to be very happy, Iruka said with a curl of his mouth: "I'm going to put a weight on you!" ”
"Leave it to me!" Kai squatted and said solemnly.
Iruka shook his hand slightly, and five talismans with the word "mountain" written in the middle appeared in his hand.
"This is, the charm of every day!" Kai said secretly in his heart.
"Fu Dun - Mountain Fu - Mount Tai beckoned!"
"Fu Dun - Mountain Fu - Huashan is coming!"
"Fu Dun - Mountain Fu - Hengshan is coming!"
"Fu Dun - Mountain Fu - Heng Mountain is coming!"
"Fu Dun - Mountain Fu - Songshan is coming!"
"Fu Dun Chain - Five Mountains Attract !!"
For a moment, Kai felt an incomparably strong pressure enveloping his body, and his whole face turned red, as if there were really five mountains pressing on him.
"That's it, run around the village, no problem!" Iruka said with a smile on his face as Kai looked at him.
"Youth blooms! Konoha blue beast, run! Kai cheered himself up in his own way and began to run down the street with difficulty.
"Mr. Kai, are you alright?" Xiao Li asked a little worriedly.
"Don't worry, Li, Kai is not even carrying a tenth of the weight he usually bears." Iruka patted Xiao Li's head and comforted.
"So, how come?" Li asked puzzled.
"You've felt it, the Moving Mountain Spell is not so much about moving a mountain as it is actually a charm that increases gravity, and each spell doubles the gravity, and the gravity doubles after the chain, which means that Kai is now under ten times his body weight in gravity." Iruka explained: "Of course, this weight is nothing to Mr. Kai, who has tied the weight to his body for many years, but the biggest difference between gravity and weight is that gravity evenly distributes the weight to every part of the human body, whether it is bones or muscles, or blood vessels, as well as the fragile internal organs of the human body, that is to say, now Kai, every breath has to use ten times more force than usual, and every heartbeat needs to bear ten times the pressure than usual, one moment or three moments, His body couldn't adapt to the change. “
"I see!" Xiao Li took out his notebook again and recorded what Iruka said.
"It seems that this can't be a problem for him," said Iruka, who looked at Kai a little bit of adaptation, "Lee, I'll follow Kai-sensei, I'll go to Ichiraku Ramen first, and when Kai finishes running, come to Ichiraku Ramen to find me." ”
In the spirit of doing a full set of dramas, Iruka instructed Xiao Li Dao.
"Hey! Wait for me, Mr. Kai! Xiao Li squatted down and chased after him while frogging and jumping.