Chapter 36 Settle accounts after the autumn
"Your Majesty..."Concubine Jiang Shufei shrunk her neck and gently called Emperor Jingtai. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Shhh
"Is that good?" Concubine Jiang Shu looked at the carved wooden door connecting the outer room, and asked uncertainly, her voice was so small that she could barely hear clearly, what the hell is the tension in her own bedroom?
"It's okay, you keep shaking, don't stop." Emperor Jingtai did not raise his head and ordered, and after cutting the sausage, he continued to cut the peppers.
Concubine Jiang Shufei didn't dare to disobey, and used all her strength to shake the bed, but the rosewood bed was really well-made-thick and strong, and Jiang Shufei's shaking was drenched in sweat, and it could only make the bed move slightly. However, it was enough for the two grandmothers with extremely pointed ears outside the door, and they thought that what was going on in the house was a normal bed affair for men and women.
(hahahaha...... Your Majesty, are you playing lurking? )
"But the emperor..."Concubine Jiang Shufei was a little worried, panting and lowered her voice: "This smoke will ...... later"
"It's okay, I'll put the stove on the bed, and you put down the curtains." Emperor Jingtai poured the ingredients into the pot and carried the pot to bed with the stove.
Jiang Shufei: ... My copper amphora round-bellied stove hey...
The stove was ordered by Jiang Shufei's brother Jiang Houye, who found a furnace master, Jiang Shufei liked it very much, and only took it out when the emperor came up, so I knew it... Concubine Jiang Shu wanted to cry without tears, why did she replace the bedroom with her favorite furnishings, and use that ordinary three-legged milk stove!
Emperor Jingtai kicked his shoes and went to bed, seeing that Concubine Jiang Shufei was still in a daze at the head of the bed, he directly reached out and pulled her onto the bed, and put down the tent and veil by the way.
Concubine Jiang Shu: Your Majesty, you just cut the sausages and chili peppers and you haven't washed your hands...
Emperor Jingtai went to the stove and put a lot of hot silver frost carbon, and as the heat gradually rose, the ingredients in the pot began to change.
"Ahem, cough, ahem..."Concubine Jiang Shufei was choked by the smell of chili peppers and coughed again and again. Emperor Jingtai glared at her sternly, and Concubine Jiang Shu hurriedly covered her mouth and nose with her hands, her face flushed.
"Shhh
Jiang Shufei: ... My beloved dragon and phoenix pattern ten brocade sheets...
The light in the bed was dim, and Emperor Jingtai didn't notice Concubine Jiang Shufei's bitter and hateful expression, and he was concentrating on checking whether the food in the pot could be eaten. As the temperature gets higher and higher, the smoke of the food and the smell of meat permeate the small space.
Jiang Shufei: ... My beloved mandarin duck plays like the phoenix fire tent... She silently lit a piece of wax in her heart for her bedroom.
"Huh?" The two grandmothers outside the door felt that something was wrong, how could there be a smell of roast meat? Don't... Does the emperor still have this habit?!
The two grandmothers who were frightened by the picture made up by their brains remained silent, and continued to stand with their eyes and noses and noses, this matter is not something they can control, Ami Tofu - they also lit a wax for Concubine Jiang Shufei in their hearts.
"Huh?" Although separated by two doors, Grandpa Shi's sense of taste is more sensitive than others, especially in a dormitory with such a strong incense, how can there be a ... The smell of oil smoke? And also... A pungent smell that couldn't be said, he glanced at the door of the dormitory suspiciously, strange, where did this fight come from? Don't you know that the emperor is in the palace of the concubine!
Emperor Jingtai looked at the smoke rising, he was afraid that others would find out, so he quickly took out the stove and pot, Concubine Jiang Shu couldn't stand it anymore, and got out together, Mom, choked to death in the palace!
At this time, Emperor Jingtai was thinking, where to eat? After sweeping around, Emperor Jingtai's eyes stayed on the curtain of the bathroom for a long time. Concubine Jiang Shufei saw a sudden shock in her heart, the emperor doesn't want it... In the end, Emperor Jingtai looked away with difficulty and decisively opened the wardrobe with Jiang Shufei's double doors.
Concubine Jiang Shu was shocked: The emperor doesn't want it!! Mother... I'm dripping clothes... Emperor Jingtai held the small ear pot in one hand, and pushed aside a row of clothes that had been hung with the other, and ate while blowing, and after two bites, he thought of his little daughter-in-law, and asked casually: "Do you want to taste it?" ”
If it were in normal times, Concubine Jiang Shu would definitely come over affectionately, give a courtesy in an elegant and dignified manner, and reply with a thousand manners: "Since it is a reward from the emperor, the concubine is naturally disrespectful..."
Emperor Jingtai stopped paying attention to her after asking, just kidding, time is precious, he doesn't have time to coax people now, he has to eat quickly, otherwise that old man Shi...
"Your Majesty." Sure enough, Father-in-law Shi pinched the time to invite him outside. With the emperor's physical strength and... In terms of force, just for such a while, Father-in-law Shi thinks that he is just right, he can't indulge the emperor, and he has to go back to approve the folds, this is the right thing!
Emperor Jingtai was taken aback, almost biting his tongue and speeding up his eating.
Concubine Jiang Shu was a little nervous, the Shi Gong Guild urged the ceremony to be completed three times, if she didn't go out three times... That... She glanced around the room, and her heart was like ashes: It's over, the reputation of this palace...
Five minutes later, "Your Majesty~~~ It's time to go back to the palace." This is the second time to urge, Emperor Jingtai can't, so he has to swallow the food in his mouth, hide the pot in the closet, take off the cloak of Concubine Jiang Shufei on his body, and ask Concubine Jiang Shufei to give him a full crown, and then he is ready to go out.
Although he is not afraid of Gonggong Shi outside the door, an emperor hiding in the palace of his concubine to stir-fry vegetables is not good to hear. Emperor Jingtai took a deep breath, put down his chopsticks helplessly, reluctantly glanced at the sausage that still had a third left, and explained to Concubine Jiang Shu: "Don't waste it, you will eat it later." ”
Concubine Jiang Shu nodded obediently, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in her heart: a thousand hopes... As a result, Hongu is not as good as a sausage...
Gonggong Shi stood at the door with a straight face, counting the time in his heart, this is the rule set by the ancestors, the emperor, don't rely on me.
Just as he was about to make another sound, the door creaked open, and Grandpa Shi saw Emperor Jingtai's black face without exception. He greeted him with a smile, he was used to it, every time he disturbed the emperor to eat snacks or spend time with his concubine, the emperor's face was black and scary.
Hey? Wrong! What's wrong with the emperor's mouth? By... Gnawed?
Tut-tut, the lady is getting bolder and bolder!
Well?? Grandpa Shi sniffled again, how could there be a smell of sausages? And it's a sausage sent from Weixian! Don't... Shi Gonggong was puzzled, stretched out his nose and sniffed carefully, that's right! It's the taste of sausage!
Emperor Jingtai was apprehensive for a while, what? Has it been discovered? How so? So much protection has been done! No, I can't let him smell it anymore, "What are you doing!" Don't go yet! ”
It turned out to be the mouth! Gonggong Shi suddenly realized, Your Majesty! You're... Use such an excuse to hide in the concubine's dormitory during this time and steal food! I really want to stab myself in front of Yushi to swell!
In fact, this can't be completely blamed on Emperor Jingtai, it's really too plain to eat in the palace! Especially at this time, it's easy to get hungry, and if you don't have some meat, how can you hold on! And his extra meal is really boring and single, for example, he said to Shi Gonggong, I am hungry, get me something to eat.
A boiled egg.
Give me another dish.
A plate of scrambled eggs.
Give me another one!
A bowl of egg soup.
Jingtai Emperor: ...... With this food treatment, how can you not drive people crazy!
Today's dinner is still those dishes, some of which he has eaten for 30 years! He looked at the table of food and had no appetite at all, so after the meal, he proposed to go to Concubine Jiang Shu's palace to sit down, and secretly put the sausage in his sleeve when Gonggong Shi went down to arrange the sedan chair.
Emperor Jingtai was still savoring the wonderful taste of fried sausages along the way, but fortunately, I was wise and let Concubine Jiang plant a garden of chili peppers!
Although the emperor has left, Concubine Jiang Shu did not call someone to come in to serve, but anyone who is not a fool can see at a glance that neither the emperor nor her can afford to lose this person!
Concubine Jiang Shufei was in a daze at the plate of sausages alone, do you want to eat it? It's so late, it's not in line with the rules of health, but if you don't eat it, where will you lose it? If you eat... Concubine Jiang Shu looked at her stomach in embarrassment, this palace was losing weight.
When Concubine Jiang Shu's celestial people were fighting, the maids outside the door spoke up, "Niangniang, do you want to freshen up?" ”
It's time to clean up the "battlefield", but today...
Concubine Jiang Shu looked at her messy dormitory and ordered: "No need, you can retreat, the palace is about to rest." The maids retreated softly, and Concubine Jiang Shufei also made up her mind to eat! I have to clean up the house after eating, and I have to take care of it myself.
Soon, Concubine Jiang swept away the sausages, licked the walls of her teeth with the tip of her tongue, hiss~~~ It's really enjoyable!
Old man Shu has been living in the countryside and has not come back, plus Mrs. Shu's Sanqi and Wuqi graves, Boss Shu has gone to pick up three times, but Old Man Shu just refuses to leave. On the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month, Aunt Shu went to the village in the car of the county government to bring back Old Man Shu.
This year has been very dull, and Qinglan feels very hard, because all the ingots used in the sacrifice are folded by her.
Mrs. Shu is gone, and this task should have been taken over by the Qin family, but she said that she was stupid and could not fold well, and she was afraid that the gods and ancestors would blame her, so she shirked cleaning and couldn't come out empty. Pan Erniang was busy with the orders of the previous year all day long - there were too many people looking for her to fry carp and jump the dragon gate and Sixi balls, and Shu Lao'er, who was on vacation, was also sent into the kitchen to help, and worked from early morning to midnight, even Brother Hu kept peeling onions and garlic, otherwise it would not be available at all. Wang Yufen simply refused this work, "I won't fold it, my mother is not here, I have long forgotten how to get it." “
Qinglan had no choice but to resign herself to the stacking of ingots, there are three kinds of ingots, namely gold, silver, and red, the big one costs one hundred and thirty-two for each color, and the small one costs one hundred and seventy-six. Qinglan lowered her head and folded it for three days, her neck was about to break, her arms were sore, and she often folded her hands and trees, and she was numb. Mingyu wanted to come to the Shu family to help, but Qinglan didn't allow it, "The exam will be taken in the next year, have you done all the fifty questions I wrote for you?!" “
Mingyu didn't dare to disobey, and obediently went to study, saying that in the matter of learning, my sister was stricter than my father.
On the fifth day of the first lunar month, Mr. Shu called the family together, saying that it was a family meal, but in fact, Mr. Shu wanted to settle the account - the expenses and gifts for Mrs. Shu's funeral. At this time, the Shu family, rare everyone, of course, there is no child, after all, this is an adult's business.
All the expenses of the funeral are shared equally among the five families, and the gift money of each family and the in-laws will be returned to each family after deducting the funeral expenses.
Old Man Shu took out a bill and circulated it to everyone. Pan Erniang looked at the bill, her brows tightened - with the daily income and expenditure of the restaurant, Pan Erniang's calculation ability has greatly improved, she wondered that in addition to the funeral expenses, there are also the expenses of Old Man Shu and others in Qinhuangdao on this bill, which is reasonable, the most unacceptable thing is that there are six hundred taels of silver unicorn blood money on it! Let's not talk about whether Mrs. Shu ate six hundred taels of unicorn blood, let's just say that this medicine should be given by Shu Ergu's family, how can it be evenly distributed to the five families!
"Dad, this list is wrong, right?" Pan Erniang asked Old Man Shu suspiciously, in fact, she already knew in her heart that since it was the bill taken out by Old Man Shu, whether it was added by Second Aunt Shu or not, whether the money should be shared equally, Old Man Shu's attitude was already there. Can... Pan Erniang glanced at Zhao Bingsheng and Wang Yufen, both of them had expressions without meaning, and Pan Erniang was a little drumming in her heart.
"Yes, that's it." Old Man Shu obviously didn't intend to be reasonable, nor did he intend to explain.
"This unicorn blood is the medicine given by the second sister's family to my mother to treat her illness at that time, why is it listed here?" Pan Erniang made it clear, no matter what the result is, I have to explain it, if I don't say it, I think our family is still bullying!
Everyone else was silent, what Pan Erniang didn't know was that in fact, before this meeting, Old Man Shu had already reached an agreement with other children, and as for Old Man Shu's family, it was not within the scope of Old Man Shu's consideration at all, because he didn't count on them at all.
Everyone's performance Shu Lao Er saw it in his eyes and understood that this list was a certainty, but it was just a formality, and this loss today must be eaten.
Old man Shu handed his second son a small handkerchief embroidered with two fat bamboos, and Shu Lao Er recognized this as his daughter's "masterpiece" at a glance.
Opening the handkerchief, which contained a pair of gold earrings and a gold ring, Shu Lao Er looked at the familiar jewelry, and his eyes gathered water: This is what my mother wears on weekdays!
"Give this to Qingqing, leave a thought." Old Man Shu spoke.
Wang Yufen moved her buttocks with some hot eyes, thinking that the other jewelry left by Mrs. Shu was in her box, and she didn't say anything.
The Qin family also glanced here twice, thinking that Old Lady Shu's private money was locked in her cabinet at the moment, and she didn't say anything.
Pan Erniang understood that this was blocking the mouths of her husband and wife.
What made Old Man Shu favor his second sister-in-law? What benefits did the eldest brother-in-law and Wang Yufen take and not make a noise at all? Pan Erniang couldn't figure it out. But soon, she knew the answer, and it turned out to be-
(To be continued.) )