Chapter 3: The Shitman

It was already 1 o'clock in the middle of the night when he returned to the rental house, and after Qian Fang charged his home with another 100 yuan of electricity, he began to take a shower comfortably. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Our people are happy today, our people are so happy today!"

Qian Fang, who absorbed enough electricity and felt that his body was full of strength, happily hummed a song while rubbing the bath. Without the pressure of making money, Qian Fang said that life is full of sunshine.

In the shower, he found that the skin on his body was wrinkled and crumbling, and he tore off the whole piece with a gentle rub, revealing the new white and tender skin.

When all the dead skin was cleaned, Qian Fang hurriedly looked in the mirror and found that not only had all the external injuries on his body healed without leaving a trace, but even the old scars left by the previous martial arts fights had disappeared without a trace.

What surprised him even more was that he grew up from black to old, and now his skin was new and white and tender, and there was a faint hint of luster when he looked closely. This made him particularly excited when he was nicknamed by his eldest cousin since he was a child.

"Hahahaha! Let's see who can still call me money black egg in the future! Hahahaha......"

"Look for death! Which psychopathic doesn't sleep in the middle of the night in that ghost crying wolf howl! The complacent Qian Fang was scolded by the neighbor who didn't know who was waking up by him.

"Hiccup...... Hiccup...... "The arrogant laughter just now was forced back, but it turned out to be too anxious and unprepared, and Qian Fang, who was happy and sad, hiccuped directly.

Depressed, he wiped a handful of hair with his right hand, and even more wanted to cry without tears---- his hands were full of fallen hair.

The three handfuls of two handfuls of money that were even grabbed and washed looked in the mirror, and saw a big boiled egg in the mirror, and his heart was extremely panicked.

"In the future, I will only be a bald lady...... If you can't grow new hair and go to school with a big bald head at the beginning of this school, you will be demerit to find your parents!! ”

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Qian Fang, who was secretly depressed, lay on the bed with a worried heart, and asked if he should go to Huang Zhiqiang's house to absorb some electric energy and suppress the shock.

Anyway, his family's electricity has not been cut off for so long, either his family pays for it, or his family is a tyrant, and it is precharged with tens of thousands.

Anyway, his family's money is not coming from the right way, and he can be regarded as robbing the rich and helping the poor.

Well, I'm poor.

Qian Fang, who was thinking wildly, fell asleep in a daze, and Huang Zhiqiang's family, who were asleep at this time, didn't know that the number of their home meter had exploded at this time, and what was even more sad was that they were remembered by a cautious guy.

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As soon as he slept until noon, Qian Fang, who was awakened by the Five Organs Temple, went downstairs to buy a bowl of noodles and ate them. As a result, in the past, a big bowl of noodles could solve a meal, but today he ate three bowls of raw and was only half full.

"Oh Xiaofang, you haven't eaten for a few days?" Downstairs, the owner of the pavilion looked at Qian Fang in surprise.

"Lao Wang, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and go down. Xiaofang, don't listen to your Uncle Wang, it's a blessing to be able to eat! Seeing that Qian Fang's face was slightly embarrassed, the proprietress Aunt Wang hurriedly pushed her man into the kitchen.

"I'm full, I haven't eaten all day yesterday and I'm a little hungry today. Uncle Wang, Aunt Wang, I'm leaving! Although Aunt Wang's words are good, no matter how thick-skinned Qian Fang is, she can't resist Aunt Wang's strange eyes. The money party who poured the last bite of hot soup quickly paid the money and ran away, thinking about whether to go to KFC to get a bag, no one thought it was strange how much to buy there anyway.

"Hey Lao Wang, do you think Xiao Fang seems to be a little white......

Qian Fang, who left the Wang family's noodle restaurant, vaguely listened to Aunt Wang chatting with Uncle Wang, as if she was praising herself, and her embarrassing thoughts just now eased slightly.

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After eating three buckets of money for the whole family, he finally filled his stomach. looked at the wallet that was a little shriveled again, and sighed as he touched his shiny braised egg head

"I didn't expect the problem of electricity bills to be solved, how to eat and go up! That's four or five times more than usual, and that's worth it! ”

"Do you have to go out and think about making money?"

In this short period of time, the ups and downs of life came too quickly, so that Qian Fang, a little heart who had only developed for more than ten years, couldn't bear it!

"Forget it, one step at a time! Let's go for a run! Qian Fang, who has maintained the habit of morning exercise since childhood, went to Qiaonan Stadium and slowly ran around the plastic playground to make up for the morning exercise that was not carried out today because he got up late.

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Twenty laps passed, and Qian Fang, who should have been sweating in the past, still felt relaxed, and he didn't even sweat. He knew that it was the electrical energy he inhaled that improved his physical fitness, making him stronger and more endured than before. A jogging of just 20 laps has little effect on my current self.

So, speed it up!

Qian Fang, who still didn't stop, suddenly accelerated, and rushed around the playground at twice the speed just now.

Qian Fang, who felt that the surface of his skin was faintly sticky, nodded secretly in his heart, it had an effect!

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Running and running, Qian Fang faintly felt that he always smelled a foul smell, and he wrinkled his nose and didn't pay attention to it. After all, Dangang City is located by the sea, close to the Yellow Sea.

If you open the window during the evening self-study, the smell of stinky fish and rotten shrimp that occasionally wafts in with the sea breeze can often refresh the second middle school students who are sleepy in the evening self-study. It's not a fuss to run in the stadium and smell some fishy smell.

It's just that why does today's taste feel a little weird, and it's a bit strong......

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"Mom, did the big brother who just ran over pull his pants...... It stinks! "A four- or five-year-old child in a bulging bag followed his parents for a jog and frolicking on the playground.

"Shhhh Be quiet! If you don't see it, you don't pay attention to hygiene, just like this big brother, your whole body stinks and can smoke people to death. If you stink like this, the kindergarten kids won't play with you! Do you know how to wash your hands after pooping in the future? ”

"Oh, I see! Mom is so long-winded! I'm a five-year-old! It's not a two- or three-year-old child! I'm going to marry the girl in the class, I know the depths! ”

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When Qian Fang, who was deaf and clear-sighted, heard these words, he looked at his arm with a layer of dirt under the faintly blackened sleeves, smelled the stench emanating from his body, and the sadness in his heart flowed backwards.

"Damn it, what the hell is this! The pores of the whole body can be excreted!! ”

Qian Fang, who was disgusted by himself, rushed home and took a shower in the bathroom for an hour. I couldn't wear this dress anymore, so I had to throw it away for a while.

"Damn, what's going on!! No, I have to go to Huang Zhiqiang's house at night to absorb some voltage shock! ”

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After taking a bath, Qian Fang faintly felt that his body was clearer and more sensitive. Knowing that my physical fitness should be further strengthened.

And last night, after sucking a full body at Huang Zhiqiang's house, I began to feel hungry again, and my desire to absorb electricity was much stronger.

"This should be the legendary marrow washing?"

Qian Fang secretly guessed that a large load of physical exercise should promote the body's digestion and absorption of electrical energy. The digestion and absorption of electrical energy should gradually improve one's physical fitness, discharge impurities and waste from the body, and achieve an effect similar to that of washing hair and marrow.

"Before I go home, while I'm in the city these days, I have to verify it."

"Well, continue to go to Huang Zhiqiang's house to draw some electricity at night."

"But until the impurities in my body are completely drained, I'm going to be a shitstar for a while!"