This article is inspired by a certain scientific otaku electromagnetic cannon, although there are a lot of similarities, but Xiaocheng I will still try to write my own style. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hah! Good wine, good wine, old man, your hundred-year-old daughter's red end is really not covered. Don't get angry, Lao Tzu has already won the national martial arts competition, just treat me a little and I'll die! I'm not convinced that you're going to grab it, oh! Forget, you can't wither anymore...... Huh? Don't be angry! Come, take a sip of wine and lower the fire. "In front of a grave in the wilderness, a ghost with a cloak of hair. Oh! No! It was a young man, sitting in front of the grave, holding a jug of wine in each hand, one bottle of which was poured into his mouth and the other on the grave, and from time to time he was muttering something to himself.

To be clear in advance, this guy is definitely not insane, well... Although it can also be said to be a neuropathy. But if you dare to say that, martial artists all over the world will give you a thumbs up. As long as you can come back alive......

Dream, a world-class martial artist. At first, he suddenly rose from an unknown small town, and with a set of four-like boxing techniques, he challenged a hundred large and small dojos successively, and none of them were defeated. attracted the attention of well-known martial artists from all over the world, at first everyone thought he was a good martial arts wizard, but he was too arrogant, so he wanted to hit the young man's sharpness. So, a certain master (the name is too troublesome, anyway, it's just a trick ╮ (╯▽╰)╭) came to visit and learn. What is surprising is that this so-and-so master was defeated in just three moves, and in the end he was despised by the dream.

It hurt Master So-and-so to perform the Dafa of changing his face, first becoming Guan Gong, and then becoming Bao Gong, that is called a god.

When the other martial artists heard this, they came forward and wanted to come forward to fight. But Dream replied impatiently: "Is it fun for a group of stinky old men to harass people every day?" If you want to go up, let's go together. Save time for non-Lao Tzu"

This can anger everyone, the junior can do a little kung fu, it's amazing? When we came out to mingle, you were still asleep in the lower half of his father's body, and if you don't give you a little color, you don't know how to live.

But after all, it seems that this group of martial arts masters is really not his opponent. Fighting, it is a loss of face. If you don't fight, you will lose face. I don't know what to do for a while.

So, everyone is in a dilemma,

But one Tianmeng suddenly hung a big letter on Tiananmen Square: "Er Lao and the others are not ready to compete with me in front of Chairman X!" The words were so bright that they could be seen clearly for hundreds of meters, and the media were immediately crowded. As for why the government didn't respond, the officials at this time said that they were holding a similar envelope, which was either the video or the ledger. (You know what)

So, the government instantly approached, "This is not under the jurisdiction of our xxx department, please find the yyy department." "Bug.

Everyone had no way out, so they had to bite the head and carry Wude on their backs. went on the stage, and finally simply thought to himself: "Anyway, my face is thrown in, it's better to abuse this kid to relieve the hatred in my heart." ”

As a result, it can be seen from the jaw drop in the audience and the pile of human flesh behind the dream that looks like a mountain of corpses!

Well, the dream became famous from then on. After that, he began to visit countries around the world and look for people to fight. Up to the Arctic Ocean and down to Antarctica. It doesn't matter if it's black or white, whether it's a man or a beast. Defeat is a madman with his fists lowered. One day, a reporter asked him what he was doing with everyone, and his answer sent all the martial artists to the ground.

"It's just boring."

Later, after returning to China, the guy suddenly said that he wanted to participate in the Youth National Martial Arts Competition. It made the organizer embarrassed for a while. You are almost the first in the world, and you want to be the first in the youth. Do you want young people to have no way out?

But in fact, dream is a serious young man of 800. In desperation, the organizer discussed with Menghaosheng. It was decided that he would not go to the competition and win the first place directly. Dream didn't care, so he just took the certificate and left. I remember that the first place on the podium was empty that day, which made the second and third places look so painful.

Dream sat in front of the grave, his eyes full of this blankness. Looking at the tombstone in front of me, a memory comes to mind.

He was an orphan who was seen and adopted by his father. According to the old man, he dreamed that the old man was sleeping on the street and woke up with a beautiful woman and saw his baggage. So, he named him **. Later, he was stuffed into a pit before changing his name.

The old man was a martial arts master, but he was half disabled due to illness, and his martial arts were completely useless. I remember that the old man often said that you kid will study hard for me, and when I grow up, I will help me pick the world's masters.

Although Dream has a strange personality, he follows all of his father's requirements. Later, he went out to fight all over the world.

Originally, I wanted to show off in front of my father when I came back. But when I suddenly saw the white flag fluttering in the village, I suddenly didn't feel bad. When I got home, I looked, well, the old man was already hanging. In his suicide note, he didn't leave any inheritance, just one sentence: "Bring the championship certificate of the National Youth Martial Arts Competition, Lao Tzu will take it to hell and blind the eyes of those old ghosts." ”

Because of this relationship, the highest place on the podium of the competition was so empty that everyone was entangled. And that national-level certificate was laid to rest in a coffin.

The boy wiped the stain from his mouth and bowed to the grave. Went back.

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Teenager, sitting at a computer desk, is watching the updated anime with relish, while complaining about the characters of the anime......

Don't collapse, since the dream has completed his father's goal, the dream has started to have fun everywhere. Don't worry, it won't be the kind of self-depraved fun, the old man's education has not failed to that extent. Begin to study various professions, doctor, teacher, cook, shoemaker...... (The heart says that you are training the red dust to get rid of the demons in your heart!?) Eventually, he became obsessed with otaku anime and light novels. In less than a month, a generation of grandmasters has been transformed into a rich anime otaku in a month.

"Ahh Dream stretched and got up and ran towards the mountain.

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"It's so comfortable!" On the top of the mountain, Yume lies on a soft and flat grass, his eyes fascinated by happiness. This is the happiest time he has ever had besides watching anime.

"Save Misaka...", a voice came from his head.

"Who!" Dream opened his eyes suddenly, and he was full of light. As an excellent former martial artist, Yume's alertness is still very high. There were no less than 100 people who attacked him in the past, but none of them survived.

Looking around, there was no one.

Strange, is it a delusion? Dream scratched his head and thought.

"Save Misaka...'" The same voice came to his mind again, and Dream was a little mentally prepared this time, and he didn't panic, and asked secretly in his heart, "Who are you?" ”

"Misaka's sisters, please save them."

"Why are you looking for me?"

"Misaka accidentally synchronizes with the wavelength of your brain electromagnetic waves, Misaka's time is running out, please be sure to save your sisters..."

"Why should I believe you..."

"Misaka can't prove anything, but Misaka feels that you are a very kind person, and you will definitely help Misaka, and Misaka believes in you."

"Convinced?" Two simple words, but there was a trace of fluctuation in Meng's eyes, and he was silent for a while before he replied, "What should I do?" ”

"Jump off a cliff, but at the same time you lose your original reality. Misaka made an additional explanation, ""

If it were an ordinary person, he would have left a long time ago. But the dream was different, and he really felt the sincerity of the words in the girl's mouth. And it's a strange thing to have a conversation in your head. It's nothing more weird.

And...... Dream looked in the direction of the grave and suddenly smiled as if she wanted to do so. Yes! There's no longer any reason for me to exist. If anyone really needs me, it's okay to give it a try!

"Okay, whether it's pureed meat or broken bones, I'll help you once." Yume looked at the bottomless cliff and jumped off without hesitation.

"Misaka is touched by your behavior, and Misaka can rest assured that everything will be entrusted to you."

"Good luck all the way, but maybe I'll be with you in a moment"

"Don't worry, you won't die. Misaka said confidently. Bye! ”

Looking at the ground that was getting closer and closer, Yume suddenly reacted: "Misaka? Where do you think you've heard of it? ”

A generation of young grandmasters, Dream, left this world because of a neurotic reason.