"Elder Xu! I'll wash your pants for you, and now the Motherland needs you! ”

Elder Xu nodded, "I don't have a problem with you washing my pants, but if you want me to fight, the concubine can't do it!" ”

"Wearing adult diapers, can't you come back and take a shower?" Liu Guanzhang said tentatively. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Now I can't even beat an ordinary person, and it's humiliating to go."

Liu Guanzhang circled back and forth in the ward, "I'll go see Qifan and Da Biao first!" ”

"No need to go, their situation will not be better than mine, this poisonous and domineering! If I want to recover, it will take three days, but for ordinary people, it will take a week! ”

Liu Guanzhang was so anxious that he pouted his teeth, and even Zhou Leshan's old fritter talked about the dignity of a warrior - the whole audience shouted the name of Longhumen, and now he is hiding in the hospital, which is worse than being in prison!

"Old man, is there any way to get through my second line of Rendu and let me directly become a martial arts master? Or you can pass on all your strength to me! ”

Elder Xu looked at Liu Guanzhang sympathetically: "You have read too many martial arts novels!" ”

"! Damn it! Liu Guan was so angry that he scolded the street. Now he has the heart to kill him regardless of it, but reason tells him that this will not only help, but also make things worse, and it is a trivial matter for him to lose the battle and get injured or something, but the Dragon Tiger Gate, as a spiritual pillar in everyone's minds, cannot be defeated! So it's better to be patient for a while.

But it's really hard to endure!

"If you want to go, go there." Elder Xu said.

Liu Guanzhang raised his head and said, "Old man, do you hate me for not dying?" ”

"You should be fine!"

Liu Guanzhang squinted his eyes, feeling that Elder Xu at this moment was suspicious, just like a political commissar who used patriotism to incite people to the battlefield. "Is it okay for me to be killed?"

"Have you ever been in a fight?" Elder Xu asked.

"Nonsense!"

"Have you ever lost?" Elder Xu seemed a little tired and lay down on the hospital bed.

Liu Guanzhang thought about it, when he was a child in an orphanage, he beat others, and rarely when others beat him, it was the same in the juvenile detention center. When I went to college, I basically didn't fight, and when I went out to do the work of collecting debts, I mainly deterred and rarely did it. Later, he fought in Longhumen, and he fought side by side with Liu Qifan on the long street, but if you recall it carefully, it seems that you really haven't lost.

"Does it matter?" Liu Guanzhang asked rhetorically.

"Although you don't know martial arts, you have merit."

Liu Guanzhang didn't understand what this meant.

"When you first arrived at Humen, you once knocked down Lei Dabiao with one punch, remember?"

Of course, Liu Guanzhang remembered that this was a very brilliant record for him, and he also disgusted Da Biao for a long time with this matter.

"If it is an ordinary person, even if it is a boxer, it is difficult to knock Da Biao down with one punch when he is defenseless! Da Biao's tiger fist has been practiced to more than thirty pounds, and the average person's fist speed is difficult to hurt him even if he is caught off guard. ”

Liu Guan pursed his lips and said, "Do you want to say that I can beat Lei Dabiao?" ”

"You can't beat it, but if it's a life-and-death battle, the two big biaos are not your opponents!" Elder Xu's words were astonishing.

"Is it in the case of giving me a pistol?"

Elder Xu shook his head: "Do you really think that Wei Mi's three palms are so easy to carry down?" ”

Liu Guanzhang rolled his eyelids and said, "Isn't Wei Mi a charlatan?" ”

"Charlatans? That's the martial arts master of Shengyang City! ”

"He himself admitted that Lei Dabiao alone can beat him six!"

"It's not that he's weak, it's that Da Biao is too strong!" Elder Xu explained: "Like Wei Mi and others, they practice martial arts either out of hobby or for fitness, they just take martial arts as a homework, and we, Humen, martial arts have been integrated into life and life!" These martial artists in our sect almost regard the pursuit of the mysteries of martial arts as the ultimate goal of life, so they are far from being our opponents, however, it does not mean that they are weak, if Wei Mi's three palms hit the stone tablet, the stone tablet can be cracked! ”

"I took him three times, and I didn't think anything of it." Liu Guanzhang recalled the situation at that time, and the blood in his mouth was still made of ketchup.

"You've never been hurt, have you?"

This is true, Liu Guanzhang is not stupid, he generally picks soft persimmons and pinchs them in fights, and if he encounters hard stubble, his first reaction is to run, so he basically hasn't been beaten much.

"I guess, no one can hurt you."

Liu Guanzhang disagrees with this -- thick-skinned is a kind of magic resistance, and what is prevented is a mental attack, and a physical blow cannot be prevented.

"Let's not guess, okay? I was punched to death, and you apologize to my grave - I'm sorry, I guessed wrong! ”

Elder Xu shook his head, "Do you think anyone can raise the Tiger Fist to the seventh layer overnight?" ”

"Even if I'm talented, then I'll have to give me a few more nights, not more, if I get to about thirty, I'll dare to compete with that kid named Chady, but not now!"

Seeing that it was useless to say so much, Elder Xu nodded and called Liu Guanzhang: "Come here, I'll show you something." ”

As soon as Liu Guan probed, the thermos on the table was buckled to his head.

"Does it hurt?" Elder Xu, the initiator, asked.

"Your sister! Old bastard, I'm fighting with you! Liu Guanzhang covered his head and shouted.

"Don't be afraid, if my analysis is correct, this physical blow should not cause any harm to you! As I said, although you don't know martial arts, you bring your own merits! With your skills, this little damage doesn't matter at all! ”

"Your uncle! There's boiling water in it! ”

"......," Elder Xu was also a little embarrassed, "I forgot about the water in it." ”

After blackmailing Elder Xu for 500 yuan, the matter was overturned. Fortunately, the water came from yesterday, and the temperature was not particularly high, otherwise Liu Guanzhang would have to be disfigured.

"You mean, I'm good at fighting?"

Elder Xu nodded: "Although you are not very good at martial arts, you are a master in fighting!" Do you know how much strength you have? ”

Liu Guanzhang thought for a while, "It should be bigger than the average person, I'm stronger, I guess it's about the same as Da Biao." ”

"How strong are you?"

"It's the level of ordinary people, I used to report long-distance running in the school sports meeting, and I didn't get the first place, but I didn't feel too tired after running."

Elder Xu nodded, and then asked as if he was a stick: "The strength is not outstanding, and the endurance is also average, so where did you go with so much food!" ”

Liu Guanzhang blushed a little when he said this—his metabolism went out.

"Impossible! I saw it when you went to the toilet, and it didn't have a big lump! ”

Elder Xu, you're enough! You see everything, why don't you taste it?

Elder Xu's inference is that if you eat so much food, it will inevitably be converted into energy, and in what way is energy manifested? The strength is not outstanding, and the endurance is the level of ordinary people, so it must be in the ability to resist hits!

"You're saying I'm pretty resistant to beatings?" (To be continued.) )