"You just slept after eating, you're a pig!"

"You yourself just said that I was a pig, do you know what I am doing now?"

"What behavior?"

"Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "I said quite comfortably on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed and a cigarette on the table.

"Poof, how can anyone say that he is a pig, then I'll set an alarm clock, sleep for a while, and I'll go get you a quilt."

"What are you doing with the quilt, you just turned on the air conditioner, I didn't take off my clothes, didn't you stain your quilt?"

"You know it's dirty, and you're still sleeping on my couch! It really is! Yan Yu'er said angrily.

"It's okay to have a sofa, you don't usually sleep on it, the quilt is different, it has to touch your skin." I said it seriously.

"Okay, good, stupid, don't pull a few, my floor is warmed, and the quilt won't be given to you!" After Yan Yu'er finished speaking, she walked into her room, and closed the door with a bang.

It warmed up really quickly, I took off my coat, covered my body, and made up for sleep, more than an hour was enough for me to rest.

Soon, I fell asleep in a daze, and then when I opened my eyes again, it was okay, I slept for forty minutes, which is a normal nap time, I went to wash my face, sat on the sofa, and watched TV casually and prepared to wait for Dongfang Yue to come.

According to the general logic, when lonely men and widows are in the same room in the anime, there should not be a cockroach or mouse to assist, and then Yan Yuer ran out of the bedroom in her pajamas and shouted loudly, "Jiang Ye Jiang Ye, it's terrible, there are cockroaches, woo woo, help me kill it!" ”

And then the protagonist will generally show his bravery, pick up the guy and shoot the cockroach to death, and then come out of the bathroom, Yan Yuer will be frightened and ask me to hug, at this time the protagonist will face a dilemma, whether to choose Yuer, or choose the wives at home?

Of course, my choice must be Qin Wan Su Rong, and it seems that I am not the protagonist, the bedroom has always been a safe and stable situation, as far as Yan Yu'er is concerned, unless there is a small restaurant with a large smoke downstairs, it is basically impossible to have cockroaches, facing south, direct sunlight, no shade, it will not be damp, the above paragraph also happened in a dream.

looked at the deconstruction of Yan Yuer's room, this structure is quite simple, and I don't know which mentally retarded designer designed it, there are actually two rooms similar to a study, to be reasonable, it is generally two bedrooms and one study.

Just when I was complaining about the designer's mental retardation, my eyes became extremely hot.

Wait, what did I see!

On a table not far from me, there is an Apple All-in-One PC! Right under my nose, I didn't notice that I hadn't been happy playing Dota at home lately, and the upheavals in the real world had seriously affected my journey in another world.

Why didn't I see it just now?,If you do.,You can get off Dota when you sleep.,And then wake up just enough to play! Oh my God, I'm worried about my IQ and eyesight.

I quickly jumped up, sat on the chair, turned on the computer, and turned on the computer for a few seconds, but I need a password to log in, my God, Yan Yuer's own home computer login still needs a password?

I originally wanted to knock on Yan Yuer's door directly, but after thinking about it, people are sleeping well, and it will make people very unhappy when I knock on the door like this, thinking that I myself hate being disturbed by others when I am sleeping.

Wait a while, wait for Yan Yu'er to get up, although I can't hold it back, I still force myself to sit on the sofa, and I don't dare to make too loud noises on the TV, for fear of disturbing her.

Wait for a better attitude, it is estimated that as soon as I ask, Yan Yuer will give it to me, and this product will be taken advantage of, besides, I just received the funds of the club, so I have to be polite.

In this case, I calculated, there is no class on Wednesday afternoon, after the club activities are over, you can play directly until the evening and then go to an elective, see if you can skip that elective, then you can play a game all night, and then go back to the dormitory at about 10 o'clock, why not play at home The reason is very simple, Su Rong Qin Wan goes home every night, and it is impossible for me to finish playing a dota.

I actually calculated my current schedule quite carefully, there are classes in the afternoon on Monday morning, there are no classes on Tuesday, I will basically go to Z University to listen to one or two classes, eat with Qin Wan, buy vegetables and cook home in the afternoon, Thursday is also a morning class, I will basically go to Z University in the afternoon to listen to classes, there is no class on Friday morning, I wake up the next day and follow Qin Wan to listen to the modern history at half past 10, and then I can go home after class in the afternoon, needless to say on Saturday and Sunday, it is also full now, not a library, is to accompany Qin Wan and Su Rong to go shopping.

Count it down,It's my time.,It's only this poor Wednesday.,People always have to have a little mental pleasure.,Victory in Dota is the most direct and the most exciting for me.,Second only to having sex with the girl I like.。

Just when I was thinking about it and feeling where the time had gone, the door of Yan Yuer's bedroom was pushed open with a "squeak", Yan Yuer was wearing a normal light blue nightdress, in fact, the girl nightdress I have seen is not normal.

Most nightdresses are designed to make you comfortable while sleeping, and basically no girl wears underwear while sleeping.

This kind of satin nightdress can line the woman more lazy and charming.

Yan Yu'er standing in front of me felt like this, I didn't dare to look at her too much, this thing looked obviously not wearing underwear, quite casual.

Yu'er yawned and waved her phone at me, "Lao Yue said that she has something to do today and wants to make financial statements, so she won't come, let's start next week and resume normal club activities." ”

"Okay, no, it looks like there's going to be a fourth- or sixth-grade exam next week, right?"

"Is that also next Saturday, come over next Wednesday, and Senior Sister Ben can also give you counseling."

"What are you tutoring, you have passed the fourth level?" I don't believe that Yan Yuer can pass the fourth level, "I'm sorry, I scored 530 points in the sixth level, and I passed the naked test once." ”

"I'm going to go, so powerful?" Yan Yuer, this guy, the real person doesn't show his face, "Yes, you can, but the tutoring will be waived, I also want to try the naked exam, and I will work hard next semester if I can't pass the exam." ”

"By the way, Yu'er, what's the password of your computer, the club activity has been canceled, I want to play Dota."

“dota？ Can't you play in your own home? ”

"Of course I can't play it, my women don't agree with me playing games, and I have to spend time with them on weekends now, as if I only have Wednesday afternoons to spare."

"Oh, why don't you go to an internet café?" Yan Yu'er had a hint of a smile on her lips.

"The Internet café smells of smoke, and you have to change your clothes when you go once, and when you go to the Internet café, you have to go with a few brothers to be interesting, and it's too boring to go alone." I sancerily ruled them out one by one. (To be continued.) )