Chapter 129: Hundreds of Millions of Families
The farce ended, and Hao Qiang also withdrew the hegemony enchantment. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Boss Zheng, see you soon." Hao Qiang said hello to Zheng Qiang and turned to leave.
Zheng Qiang's heart was dripping blood, but on the surface, he still pretended to be very polite and replied: "Brother Qiang is welcome to come to my place at any time...... Ah no, it's a free one-stop service. ”
Zheng Qiang can't wait to slap himself, what kind of thing did he say? Why did you slip the tongue?
Hao Qiangwei turned his head with a smile and said, "Since Boss Zheng is so enthusiastic, then I will definitely come to smash your field when I have time." ”
Walking on the road, Hao Qiang's heart did not fluctuate, although he did not like to kill, but when he encountered an enemy who wanted to kill him, he would not show mercy.
But the king said resentfully: "Xiaoqiang, are you too cruel to do this? I see that you're getting closer and closer to the name of the psychopath. ”
"I've always been me, it's just that you insist on substituting me as a perverted madman, but you're becoming more and more like a virgin bitch." Hao Qiang said angrily.
The king said unconvinced: "I'm just sorry for that handsome blonde guy, if I kill a certain two-dimensional cute girl, you will definitely find me desperately, right?" ”
The king's reason made Hao Qiang speechless, and it was understandable to empathize.
"It depends on the situation.,I just like the two-dimensional cute girl.,But it's not to the extent of blindness.。 And although Jin Shining is a king, he has killed too much, and it is a scourge to keep it, not to mention that he also wants to kill me. ”
Next, Hao Qiang and his party continued to pack up a few sponsors, and the sky was already dark.
happened to come across a barbecue roadside stall, Hao Qiang was rarely interested, so he beckoned Bai Fang and Han Cheng to eat barbecue together.
The king looked at the barbecue and beer on the table, and said with some difficulty: "Just eat this?" ”
Hao Qiang picked up the skewers and started eating, opened a bottle of beer with his fingernails and toasted with his younger brothers before saying, "I didn't say let you eat, you can find a high-end restaurant yourself." ”
The king frowned and said hesitantly, "It's so late, where can I find it?" ”
"Then you can eat some." Hao Qiang said.
"But this kind of thing is unhygienic, you see that boss is wearing a vest, and his whole body is covered in sweat, it's disgusting......"
Hao Qiang sat up and said: "Uncle Farmer also sweated when he planted the land, I saw that you ate rice and vegetables to the fullest, and even you knew that those crops were watered by dung, and I didn't see you complaining?" Even those high-end dishes are completely free of chemical contamination? Just say that the dishes need to be prepared by hand, and you can be sure that the chef must have washed his hands completely? He wants to hold a little tintin when he goes to the toilet, right? Self-soothing inevitably sticks to your hands, right? Wiping your ass always rubs the paper, right? If you see this, even if he washes his hands with sulfuric acid, you won't be able to eat it, right?
So, don't think about how the food came about and what kind of process it went through when you eat, this is the advice given to you by a creature called the Shell Lang......"
"Poof! Ha ha! After all, the king couldn't help laughing, and she couldn't resist Hao Qiang's way of belittling herself to please her.
Hao Qiang is a little inexplicable, is there anything funny about this? He is clearly a good teacher and a hard teacher, why does it make people laugh?
"What are you laughing at?"
"I'm laughing at you for being a shell...... Cluck. The king laughed and trembled, leaned forward and backward, and didn't want any image at all.
Hao Qiang raised his eyebrows, it was the king's misunderstanding, he tastefully used chopsticks to pick up the meat on a skewer and threw it straight into the king's mouth, the latter's laughter stopped abruptly, and looked at Hao Qiang with an angry face.
"I'm just giving you an example, if you have to think that I am substituting for the Shell Lang, then you have successfully eaten the Shell Lang's food. Then again, do you know what the shell lang eats? Hao stressed and said with a smile.
"You...... I don't want to be angry with you, it's almost enough, can't I eat it? It's just that the taste is a little spicy. ”
"Is it spicy? I don't think so, do you know that I am the man who managed to eat the Grim Reaper's pepper? I didn't apply for the world record just because I didn't want to be too ostentatious. Hao Qiang began to boast again.
"If you're an ordinary person, you'll have to go to the hospital immediately after eating the Grim Reaper pepper." The king threw Hao Qiang a roll of his eyes.
"Eat your stuff, can't stop your mouth?" Hao Qiang threw out God's words.
Bai Fang and Han Cheng were moved, and they all gave Hao Qiang a thumbs up!
"The surname is Hao! I'm fighting with you! ”
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A large-scale blind date show in Qinhai City has just started live broadcast at the moment.
"Ladies and gentlemen, hello everyone! Here is the 'Looking for a man who can be as soft as a soft girl coin' large-scale blind date live broadcast site, and we have our first male guest...... Zeng Dabao! As soon as the host finished saying this, a man came out of the passage where the male guests entered.
This man is none other than Hao Qiang, who took off his sunglasses and appeared bald.
At this time, the spotlight was focused on Hao Qiang, and almost everyone recognized him immediately.
And most of the women also screamed for the first time, one after another, so lively.
The host was also confused, how did the male guest become a perverted maniac? This is a live broadcast, Hao Qiang is here, isn't he going to mess up the show?
"This ...... Male guest, are you sure you're here on a blind date? "The host's reaction is still relatively fast, because this is a live broadcast, and there can be no mistakes, and then you can only follow the trend.
"That's right! I'm here for a blind date, don't you guys on a blind date show only recognize money and not people? Then I'm going to have to find you a theory! Hao Qiang replied shamelessly, not caring about his identity at all.
The host endured the galloping of thousands of horses in his heart, and said with a strong smile: "Since you are here for a blind date, then now, you can show your background and soft sister coins." ”
"Soft Girl Coins? Are you going to let women marry money? I really didn't expect that the current blind date show has degenerated to this extent...... But it doesn't matter, I happen to have a lot of money, I have all the dozens of women on the opposite platform, just tonight, how much will you help calculate? Hao Qiang was also happy to climb up the pole.
"This ...... What's wrong with you? The host was very angry, he didn't expect Hao Qiang to say such a red fruit, although there are few female guests on the show who are good, but it's a live broadcast, so you have to pretend to be, right?
Hao Qiang's words caused an uproar in the audience, this kind of perverted madman dares to be embarrassed on the blind date show?
And all the female guests on the stage directly turned off the lights, not because they didn't like money, but because they didn't believe that a pervert like Hao Qiang would be rich.
"Holy! is so faceless, it seems that I can only show my billions of dollars! Gold worshippers, you must know that after this village, there is no one to stand on the street. ”