Chapter 5: Anger
Burst! Zhao Ergou's chest was stuffy, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he was very depressed, why did this kid not care so much? Can't even hear kind words?
This is also now, if it had been before, the person who dared to talk to him like this would have been killed.......
This has already taken advantage of once, and you want to bother again? Is this still necessary. Faced?
That is, Zhang Xiaoman can't read minds, if Zhang Xiaoman can read minds, the explosion of ironclad anger, you. Big. Lord, when did he take advantage? Haven't you been completely framed yet?
The talisman paper made by his grandfather is a true Taoist talisman, with Taoist mana, I don't know how precious it is!
Something that can save your life at a critical moment is a priceless treasure, even if you can't buy it with money!
seemed to be chatting happily on the surface, and the two were talking about each other, but after a while, Zhang Xiaoman slapped his head violently. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Oh, look at my memory, I almost forgot, I still have something to leave at home, but I don't know when that lady will come back, I have a spirit talisman here, if this lady comes back, I will give it to that lady after I bother to do it." Zhang Xiaoman was about to talk about something, as if he suddenly remembered something, he took out a yellow rune paper from his crossbody bag and stuffed it into Zhao Ergou's hand.
Without waiting for Zhao Ergou to say anything, Zhang Xiaoman quickly patted Zhao Ergou on the shoulder twice and ran away quickly.
Zhang Xiaoman brought a total of just a few things, out of the shoulder bag he was carrying, the fortune-telling card about 20 meters away, the horse stool, ran to the smoke, picked it up and left, ran like a 100-meter flyer, and quickly disappeared in Zhao Ergou's stunned gaze.
"What the hell is this kid doing?" Zhao Ergou was stunned, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and he looked at the rune paper that Zhang Xiaoman stuffed into his hand in a daze, and suddenly his whole body trembled.
"I'll go, this is the rune paper that the kid just gave to that girl?! That's a good thing! Zhao Ergou swallowed his saliva, ecstatic, and almost roared.
This thing, in his hands, naturally has no intention of spitting it out, with such equipment, sticking it on his desktop, it is not a mortal thing at first glance, how attractive is it? Maybe he could get more of his guests! Even if it doesn't work, you still find a wronged boss and fool him into buying it, and such a good talisman may be sold for tens of thousands at once!
As for the old? What's the matter with him? Even if that Taoist imp comes to the door afterwards, what evidence is there to prove that this talisman is his!
Zhao Ergou squinted his eyes, laughing energetically, only felt that his palm was hot, and he was suddenly startled, and looked at his palm differently.
The rune paper in the palm of the palm that originally looked crumpled turned out to be like a hot glue, melting quickly, and before it could react, the rune paper had completely turned into a puddle of yellow water.
A pungent stench wafted out from the yellow water in Zhao Ergou's palm, just like the stinky socks that have not been washed in the sun for eighteen years in the summer, or the kind worn by people with athlete's foot.
That taste........ It's just spicy for the eyes!
The stimulated smell of "cough cough cough ......" quickly penetrated from Zhao Ergou's facial features, choking Zhao Ergou coughed, tears and snot, and even a feeling of suffocation.
Even if you pinch your nose tightly,
"This ..... Ahem...... What is it...... cough cough ...... "Zhao Ergou is completely confused, he has been in this industry for more than a year, and it is the first time he has seen such a strange thing, and he was stunned while coughing.
...........
At the same time, Zhang Xiaoman, who had already left quite far, had a strange sneer on the corner of his mouth.
This talisman is naturally different from the talisman he gave to the middle-aged woman before, this talisman was drawn by himself, and there is no mana, it is just used for spoofing, although it is very similar to the imitation, but the function is completely different.
The talisman he gave to the middle-aged woman, but the exorcism talisman drawn by his grandfather, although he didn't know how much his grandfather cultivated, but according to what his father said, his grandfather once captured a five-hundred-year-old ghost alive, otherwise Zhang Xiaoman would never be so entangled.
As for the rune paper he gave to Zhao Ergou later, it was drawn by mistake by him before, which could absorb a little filthy aura nearby and transform it into a foul smell of the entity.
Even if the yellow water on his hands is washed off, this foul smell will surround his body and will not dissipate for three days.
It is estimated that after three days, the whole body will exude a foul smell, and Zhao Ergou's stall will be a lot deserted.
"Zhao Ergou, is it? Now my Taoism is too shallow, and my cultivation is not enough, so I can only punish it so simply! Zhang Xiaoman sneered, but also a little unwilling.
This kind of punishment is really too light, it is a prank, but it is also one of the strongest punishment methods that Zhang Xiaoman can come up with, if his Taoism is a little stronger, he can use many means to make this Zhao Ergou feel a profound lesson, but now there is no way.
Of course, Zhang Xiaoman would not let Zhao Ergou go so easily, and when he cultivated, he would definitely let this Zhao Ergou really feel the world of ghosts, so that he would not dare to step into this field from now on!
Such a person is really a scourge in their circle, if it were an ordinary liar who eats mixed rice, Zhang Xiaoman would not be so angry, seeing that the child before was obviously a problem, but he still delayed the time, which is simply harmful.
If you continue to stay in this circle, maybe one day you will really kill a person!
Zhao Ergou, who was in the other section in the distance, stared at his hand with an obscure expression, not knowing that in the near future, there would be a big trouble waiting for him.
After sneering for a moment, Zhang Xiaoman came back to his senses, carried the brand and the horse stool in his hand, and walked along the central street into the distance, one thing, he didn't lie to Zhao Ergou, that is, he really had something to do.
Tomorrow is the day of the opening of Zhang Xiaoman's fourth high school, and after two months of wildness, it is time to collect your heart and sort out your books or something.
"Ugh." Zhang Xiaoman sighed faintly, originally planned to take advantage of this holiday to use his old job to make some money, but he didn't expect that the two months would pass in a daze.
Zhang Xiaoman's home is very far from the city center, and it takes more than two hours to walk on two legs from the downtown central street.
The two-hour journey is indispensable for Zhang Xiaoman every day, one is to play a role in exercise, and the other is that the geographical location is relatively remote, there is no direct bus connection, and the price of a taxi is too high.