Chapter Eighty-Four: Jiraiya died in Tsunade's small book

Iruka who left the root base looked at the sun in the sky, opened the status bar of each little strong again, and routinely brushed the state of many little ghosts. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Oh, Naruto in a position?" Iruka pondered for a while, and suddenly showed a face full of righteous indignation: "Damn, it's really uninteresting to start the car without waiting for me!" ”

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee" on the other side of the ...... is also concentrating on the gap in the shadow of the tree, staring at the youthful and energetic big sisters with a "critical" eye playing in the water, and suddenly an inexplicable cold current surging through his heart, making Jilai quickly turn his head to take a look.

The only thing that came into view was Naruto, who was trying to practice psychics, "Strange, Tsunade isn't here......" The old driver of Konoha scratched his head, muttered a little, and then continued to turn his head back into the gap in the bushes.

"Strange, I can't see it at all......" Suddenly a voice came from Jiraiya's side, Jiraiya turned his head sharply, only to see another figure following his example, squatting behind the bushes, in order to be able to see the picture clearly, the whole face was leaned into the bushes.

"It's Iruka...... Jiraiya let out a bold smile.

Naruto, who heard Iruka's arrival, was thinking about looking up to say hello, only to find that Iruka was also crouching next to Jiraiya, jumping up and pointing at Iruka and shouting, "Yay! Iruka-sensei is also a pervert! ”

"Ahem...... Iruka stood up solemnly, "You know, I'm asking Jiraiya-sama about an extremely important and strategic ninjutsu." ”

"Huh? Really? The stupid Naruto was instantly fooled.

Jiraiya, who is also an old driver, nodded: "Yes, little Iruka and I are discussing a very powerful detective ninjutsu!" ”

"Powerful! Strategic! Significant! I want to learn, I want to learn!! Naruto blinked, "What kind of ninjutsu is it?" ”

The Akina mountain cart god also beckoned Naruto over: "Look, what can you see from this direction?" ”

"There's a waterfall"

"What else?"

"I can't see clearly, it seems that there are a few people, it's too far away......"

Jiraiya smirked: "Yes, this is the first ninjutsu invented by my toad immortal!" As long as we pass through a small gap, we can magnify the distant scenery hundreds of times, so that every move of the enemy can be seen clearly by us! ”

"Yes, yes!" Naruto nodded excitedly, "So, what is this ninjutsu?" ”

"Voyeurism!" Jiraiya said proudly: "I invented this technique when I was six years old, isn't it amazing?" ”

"Wow, the ...... of voyeurism" Naruto finally reacted: "Pervert, a super pervert who was able to invent the art of perverts at the age of six!" ”

Jiraiya knocked a huge bag out of Naruto's head with a hand knife, "How many times have I told you, I'm not a pervert...... I'm a super invincible perverted lewd pervert, heehe......"

"Iruka-sensei!" Naruto took two steps back, wanting to file a complaint in the Iruka place, only to find Iruka staring at Jiraiya with adoration on his face, muttering:

"It's amazing, you actually said your attributes so shamelessly, Lord Zilai, you are really our idol in the driver world!"

"Ahh Jiraiya also heard Iruka's praise, revealing an expression of "winning and winning".

Naruto's face was stunned by lightning, and he was obviously beginning to doubt his life: "This ...... It is...... Adult......"

In order to maintain his image, Iruka cleared his throat: "It was all a joke just now, I came here to verify your learning progress, Naruto has been studying ...... recently"

"Liar!" Naruto's IQ suddenly went online: "Iruka-sensei is a big pervert!" ”

"Shi Dun - the great teacher's teacher Dao Hell!"

Iruka instantly blackened, his hands sealed, and he pulled Naruto into the inhumane Shidao Hell to experience a full package.

"Yay? How am I here? Naruto looked left and right with a pale face, "Iruka-sensei?" Lustful immortals? Why are you here? I just seem to have seen ......"

Naruto, who was trying to remember what he had just experienced, shuddered involuntarily through his body.

"You were practicing the psychic technique I taught you just now!" Zilai also said seriously.

Naruto suddenly realized, "That's right! But why can't I remember? ”

The big teacher who cooperated with the tacit understanding instantly picked up: "When you practiced just now, your head knocked hard, maybe there are some things that you can't remember, think about it carefully." ”

Naruto obediently touched his head with his hand, "It hurts so much~!" Touching the big bag that was knocked out by Jiraiya's hand knife just now, the stupid attribute attacked, and instantly believed the words of the two big fool old drivers.

"Remember, don't practice yet!" Jiraiya nodded and said to Naruto.

Naruto nodded energetically and continued back to the edge of the stream to begin practicing.

"Awesome!"

"Where, where? There's no comparison to you. ”

"No, no, no, to be able to get this kind of achievement at this age, Konoha's future (zao) will be handed over to you!"

"Yes!" Iruka nodded with a holy face: "I will take your flag!" ”

The two people who praised each other stared at each other affectionately, and seemed to be able to see the charm of sympathy in each other's eyes.

"Vomit~~~~"

"Wow~~~~"

Then the two men turned their heads and threw up on the ground.

"By the way, Jiraiya-sama ......" Iruka wiped her mouth and asked casually, "Why can your voyeurism only be used through such tiny gaps?" ”

Jiraiya had an expression on the point you asked: "Not only is the gap as small as possible, but you also have to hide your body firmly, this is all a lesson in my blood!" ”

"Oh, I've heard this story......" Iruka smiled gossipily, "I heard that Tsunade-sama knocked you out with a punch that time?" It seems that since then, Tsunade-sama has become the object of worship for all the women of Konoha. ”

"Six ribs, two broken wrists, and several broken internal organs...... Jiraiya smiled nostalgically, "However, you can see Tsunade...... 呲~"

"Hey, hey, hey! Jiraiya adult, nosebleed...... Nosebleeds are coming out! ”

Jirai, who had fallen into his own imagination, didn't wake up at all.,I don't know what to recall.,The smile that was originally nostalgic slowly became obscene.。

"Hey! Jiraiya-sama, wake up! Iruka shook Jiraiya's body: "The nosebleed can't be stopped!! ”

"The Sprinkle family is worth it in this life!" Jiraiya, who had lost too much blood, fainted with a happy face.