Chapter 218: Temporary Workers
When Hua Li and You Liangsheng came out of the ghost world, they happened to see Mu Xiaoyi giving new clothes to a crying female ghost, Bai Xinyu was still persuading bitterly: "Why do you say you, your family doesn't care much about you anymore, and they don't even give you incense during the holidays, what's the point of you staying in the world? Go back, look at your virtue, go and put on new clothes~"
"Woo woo woo ~ I just can't bear them ~"
The female ghost is still quite young, it seems that she was only in her twenties when she died, she was crying a lot, but she was pitiful, she was still crying when she got the clothes Mu Xiaoyi gave her: "I, I'm so reluctant, I don't want to die~Woo woo~"
"Oh, who wants to die, come, give you a little more gold ingots, in the ghost world, these gold ingots are still a little more useful, take it and go back quickly~"
Bai Xinyu was very patient and coaxed the crying female ghost back to the ghost world, and the experienced process made the flowers and gravels happy.
"Yo, your department has changed its strategy now and is no longer violently enforcing the law?"
After the female ghost left, Hua Li went up to tease Bai Xinyu, Bai Xinyu saw that Hua Li was back, and brought a right Liangsheng and said with a smile: "That's not it, sometimes changing it will have a good effect, by the way, have you gone to see Eleven?"
Because when You Liangsheng went in before, he also met Mu Xiaoyi and two, so he also said the reason for going in.
Mu Xiaoyi saw You Liangsheng next to him and asked, "By the way, is Eleven okay now?" We haven't seen her for a long time, and I don't know if she's doing well over there." ”
You Liangsheng picked up the gold ingots on the side and tossed them and said, "It's okay, we've all become ghosts, and when we have time next time, let's make an appointment to go in and play with her." ”
Speaking of this, Mu Xiaoyi said helplessly: "Oh, we also want to, it's just that I've been very busy, and I can't make an appointment with everyone at the same time, I feel that it's really not easy to get together, but I heard that we can have a holiday in the Mid-Autumn Festival, or let's see if we can make an appointment then, right?"
"Well, that's fine, call me when you have time. ”
Hua Li said: "Anyway, I haven't had anything to do lately, and I usually have time." ”
"Okay, then that's it. ”
Because Mu Xiaoyi and Bai Xinyu still had to work, Hua Li and You Liangsheng chatted with them casually and left, not wanting to disturb them to work.
Seeing the two of them leaving, Mu Xiaoyi and Bai Xinyu continued to work.
If you want to say who is the easiest to work in their department tonight, it is Ye Dongfeng and the group that hides them, because there are not many new ghosts on their side, and with the help of those old ghosts, they almost never meet ghosts who are unwilling to return to the ghost world and stay in the world.
Generally, most of the ghosts who like to stay in the human world are new ghosts, or they are ghosts who are obsessed with the human world, and most of the others are willing to go back, because they all know that staying in the yang world for too long is not good for the soul.
And those new ghosts were coaxed back to the ghost world by a group of ghost aunts and uncles who received Ye Dongfeng's benefits, and popularized some of the disadvantages of staying in the human world.
"Tsk~ It seems that this method is good, and the gold ingots that are sent out are not a loss."
Ye Dongfeng was lying on the grave of a ghost uncle, watching the grave owner next to him constantly popularizing and persuading a new ghost, and then the new ghost automatically and consciously went back to the ghost gate.
Seeing this, Hidden also smiled and said, "That's right, this method can be used in the future, so that we don't have to persuade us." ”
But just when the two of them were lazy in the open, they suddenly saw a ghost aunt being pushed to the ground by a fierce male ghost, the male ghost looked very angry, and he pointed at the aunt and scolded: "Get out! Dead old woman, what does it matter to you if I can't go back to the ghost world, I want you to be nosy! I dare to fool my little brothers to go back to the ghost world too, what will I go back to! How good it is in the human world, you old ghosts know a fart!"
The appearance of that male ghost is that kind of very vicious appearance, and at a glance, he knew that he was a bully or something, so his aunt didn't dare to speak out when he pushed him down.
Just when the very fierce male ghost was bullying the aunt, the little brothers brought by the male ghost also began to scold, scolding some ugly words, asking the aunt not to meddle in things or something, they were probably bastards or something like that when they were alive, so after they died, they were also the bastards' virtues, and they didn't dare to stand up when they scolded the aunt.
Seeing this, Ye Dongfeng couldn't help it, he said: "Damn, I didn't want to enforce the law violently, but now I can't do it without violence, this is all bullying our temporary workers." ”
Because they used gold ingots to 'recruit' the ghost uncles and ghost aunts, those ghost uncles and ghost aunts are now considered 'temporary workers' belonging to the Department of Metaphysics Management.
Ye Dongfeng stood up from the grave, then patted the dirt on his body with one hand, put something in his trouser pocket with the other, and when he touched something like a stick in his trouser pocket, he threw it directly at the bully leader!
What Ye Dongfeng threw out was very accurate, and it hit the head of the bully leader at once, smashing him with a loud scream!
"Ahh
The bully's smashed brain was buzzing, but because he was dead and a ghost, there was no bloodshed, but he still felt a lot of pain.
"It's your uncle, I~"
Ye Dongfeng had already walked to the side of the aunt, and he said to the aunt very domineeringly: "Don't be afraid, we are here, you can rest assured, since our department has invited you to be an employee, we will definitely ensure the safety of your ghost body." ”
Ye Dongfeng said and went to pick up the thing he had just thrown out, it turned out that what he had just thrown was the copper stick engraved with a spell that his grandfather had sent him before.
He brought a lot of good things with him when he went out today, so whatever he took out casually was a good thing.
Seeing Ye Dongfeng, the bully who was smashed in the head, looked at Ye Dongfeng a little vigilantly and said, "You dare to beat me?" Come on, little ones, give it to me and beat him to death!"
That male ghost is already mad now, and he doesn't even ask who Ye Dongfeng is, or if he was a bully before, he just wants to beat people, but although he and those little brothers want to beat Ye Dongfeng half to death, but he is not Ye Dongfeng's opponent at all, he was beaten down by Ye Dongfeng in a few clicks, and finally was pasted with a few spirit runes!
When they got here, those ghosts remembered that they were no longer human, and the people who could beat them were not ordinary people, so they began to beg for mercy now.
"Big brother, uncle, we were wrong, we all forgot that we are no longer human to have eyes and not know Mount Tai, you have a lot of them, let us go~"
"Woo woo ~ Master, just let us go, we don't dare. ”
"Yes, we were wrong~Let us go~"
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Hiding on the side and looking at the group of ghosts who began to beg for mercy because they couldn't stand the suppression of the spirit rune, he smiled, and when Ye Dongfeng began to beat the ghosts, he walked to the side of some ghost aunts and ghost uncles who were watching next to him and said, "See, don't be afraid to help our department, we will be your backer." ”
As he spoke, he said to those bullies and ghosts, and some other ghosts who also came to watch: "You have all shown me clearly, these old people are all employees hired by our department, and our department is the metaphysical management office of the human world, you should have heard of this department after you died, so, do you remember it?"
The bullied aunt just now is no longer afraid, she stood proudly to the side and was watched by the onlookers, and then looked at the bully ghosts who were pressed by the spirit rune, and stepped on them a few times as if to vent her anger, and then said angrily: "Hmph! Let you bully me an old man, we are now helping the management office do things, hum~"
Seeing that the ghosts of the onlookers were almost here, and the effect of killing chickens and monkeys was also very good, he walked to Ye Dongfeng's side and said, "Okay, the time is almost up, let's throw them all in." ”
"Okay, then throw it in," Ye Dongfeng said and wanted to throw those ghosts into the ghost gate, but when he was doing it, he suddenly thought of something, he said: "By the way, I also have to stamp them with a stamp, so that the ghosts inside will know that they have committed crimes in the human world, and they will not make them feel too good." ”
Ye Dongfeng took out a small seal as he spoke, and began to stamp the bullies and ghosts one by one, and after Ye Dongfeng finished stamping them, he helped throw them all into the ghost gate.
By the time this little incident was dealt with, the other ghosts had already obediently and consciously entered the ghost gate, and they didn't need much persuasion at all.
Seeing that the effect of 'killing chickens and setting an example to monkeys' just now was so good, he just said to Ye Dongfeng: "Very good, I think our group will be the easiest group tonight." ”
"Haha~ Actually, I think so too. ”
But when the two of them were relaxed, Yue Jiu Ling and Jairus were having a headache, because they had encountered a tricky incident this time.
"Child, don't make trouble, go back with your mother, what do you want to do?"
A woman in her forties pulled a girl on the other side of Nanxiang Street and wanted to take the girl away, but the girl refused to follow her mother, and had to go to the ghost gate guarded by Yue Jiuling, she saw the open ghost door, and her mouth was still muttering: "I'm going to the ghost world, I'm going to find him, you let go~!"
The girl is only seven or eight years old, but the expression on her face is full of vicissitudes, and her eyes are extremely sad, which does not look like the characteristics of a child of a few years old.
When the girl's mother couldn't resist the girl and let her go to the ghost gate, Yue Jiuling and Jairus, who were still curious and didn't know what the girl was going to do, heard what the girl said, which shocked the two of them.
She said, "Are you two comrades from the management office? I still remember the events of my previous life, can I go in and find someone?"