Sister Policeman!

The female traffic police, who is about thirty years old, looks average, but after putting on the police uniform, she has a heroic temperament, but the first thing Yang Tianyou paid attention to was the chest of the female traffic policeman. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Aerodrome!

Yang Tianyou was stunned, grandma's, it's not so moldy, it's only a few minutes to park, and it's so easy to "win the bid"? And isn't this eldest sister too unaware of it?

"Eldest sister, no, no, comrade traffic police, let's just stop for a while, wait for a friend, and drive away immediately!" Yang Tianyou hurriedly came up with a smile on his face.

Yang Tianyou is very shrewd now, he understands that fighting with the sky and the earth and people in these years is endlessly fun, and fighting with these law enforcement officers is against the government, that is, looking for death! So, his attitude is also surprisingly good!

It's a pity that the eldest sister of the traffic police didn't think much of Yang Tianyou's attitude, and said with a serious lesson: "Do you understand traffic laws or not, take out your driver's license and take a look!" ”

Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi hurriedly went to get the driver's license and handed it to the female traffic policeman respectfully, Yang Tianyou smiled and said: "It's really a temporary stop, we will drive away immediately, just bought a car, and I am still a little uncomfortable, comrade, you will raise your hand this time!" ”

The eldest sister of the traffic police ignored it, looked at the driver's license, frowned, looked at the two brand-new modern ones, and then handed the driver's license back to Yang Tianyou, and said: "The fine is two hundred yuan, do you pay it here, or do you go to the brigade to pay the money yourself?" ”

Penalty?

Yang Tianyou swallowed his saliva and said bitterly: "Comrade, we just stopped, can't we drive away, no need to be fined, right?" ”

"Do you know the dangers of illegal parking, the road here is not wide, and it is an intersection, your parking, will lead to a large increase in the probability of other vehicles violating the law, do you know how many traffic accidents are caused by illegal parking? I didn't deduct your points, it's already considered mercy, if it weren't for the fact that you just got on the road, today would be more than just a fine, hurry up and pay the money! The female traffic policeman said a little impatiently.

While talking, passers-by stood in the distance to watch the excitement, and suddenly stopped, more than a dozen people were talking there.

"These guys are miserable again, their luck is so bad!"

"What to pay the fine? Isn't it in the pocket of the traffic police? ”

"Isn't it, the current traffic police are all underworlds!"

……

Yang Tianyou and the others could hear it clearly, Niu Wazi opened his mouth to speak, and he looked a little unconvinced, but Yang Tianyou stopped him with his eyes.

Turning his head, Yang Tianyou laughed, and said to the eldest sister of the traffic police: "Comrade traffic police, aren't we just a violator, as you say?" ”

The eldest sister of the traffic police also heard everyone's discussions, her brows furrowed, Yang Tianyou's words amused her, and she immediately conducted a legal propaganda class on Yang Tianyou.

The eldest sister of the traffic police is very eloquent, she spat all over the place, and she talked for ten minutes, combining theory with practice, and gave a large number of examples to tell Yang Tianyou about the harm of illegal parking.

Yang Tianyou nodded again and again, regretting that he didn't do it at the beginning, he would have paid the money and left directly, and now he is listening to classes here like a primary school student, which is really uncomfortable and aggrieved.

Women can nag a little, in Yongan Town, Zhang Jing loves to nag the most, but compared with this female traffic policeman, it is too far behind.

Although Yang Tianyou was very impatient, he still endured it, with a smile on his face, nodding frequently to admit his mistakes, and when the traffic police sister was tired, Yang Tianyou was also so tired that his ears were about to become calloused, coughed, Yang Tianyou smiled and said: "Comrade, are you tired?" Why don't I buy you a bottle of water? ”

Passers-by gather more and more, all look energetic, Bazhong people are a little leisure, because there are not many factories and companies in the urban area, so there are not many people who go to work, most people are shopping in the morning, playing cards in the afternoon, shopping or playing cards and drinking tea at night, this is the life of Bazhong people, now there is a lively look, of course everyone is not in a hurry to go shopping.

Yang Tianyou's words made the eldest sister of the traffic police's face change, and her face turned slightly red, while the people around her were laughing.

There are few people who have any good feelings about the traffic police, most of the traffic police in Bazhong are like this, everyone has seen a lot, regardless of whether they have a car or not, these traffic police are a little disgusted, now Yang Tianyou is a help to help them breathe, I still think that Yang Tianyou The patience of these three big men is really good, and they can actually endure the nagging of the traffic police sister, and now the idea is different, I just think that Yang Tianyou is deliberately making things difficult for the traffic police.

The eldest sister of the traffic police was so angry that her face changed, and she gritted her teeth and said: "It seems that you still don't understand the harm of illegal parking, a fine of two hundred, and in addition, two points will be deducted!" ”

Violations are generally not deducted points, and it is obvious that Yang Tianyou angered the eldest sister of the traffic police, so the punishment is also extremely severe.

Yang Tianyou also held back his anger, and when he heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "I said comrade, you are not mistaken, I will violate the stop, I have such a good attitude, you have been educated for so long, and now you still have to deduct points, it seems that the violation of the stop generally does not deduct points, right?" ”

"That's right, generally no points will be deducted, but I see that your attitude is not as good as you say, so you must deduct points, if you are not satisfied, you can go to the traffic police brigade to complain about me!" The eldest sister of the traffic police looked serious, and a hint of pride flashed in her eyes.

Usually, it's too late for any car owner to see the traffic police and flatter, like Yang Tianyou, who actually said that he wanted to buy her water, isn't this deliberately insulting?

Therefore, when the female traffic police see Yang Tianyou looking aggrieved now, she is very embarrassed.

Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes and said, "You asked me to hand over the money to you?" ”

The female traffic policeman said: "You can also go to the brigade and hand it in yourself, but you have to queue up over there." ”

"Cut, you really take me for a fool, put the money in your hands, and you take it to drink tea, play cards, and buy clothes? I'm not fooled, if you want to be fined, you will be fined, if you want to deduct points, I will deal with it myself, but if you want to fill my money in my pocket, there is no door, if the result is not on the Internet, I can't find it, I won't pay the money, hehe, you're poor and crazy, let me give you the money, I'm phew! ”

Yang Tianyou's change of face is more neat than changing the sky, and he immediately looks like a ruffian, just now he was polite and polite, but now he looks like a scoundrel, he smoked a cigarette and came out, Yang Tianyou lit it, and said while smoking: "Open a ticket, I'll leave after driving!" ”

"You, you, you-" The female traffic policeman pointed at Yang Tianyou and said angrily: "You are slandering, who said that we have filled our pockets, I am just afraid that you will be troublesome, if you want to do this, you can pay the money yourself!" ”

Yang Tianyou's words, but the surrounding crowd applauded again, which is equivalent to directly giving Yang Tianyou great encouragement, what is it to buy a new car? If you buy a car, dare to collide with the traffic police, dare to hit the traffic police, this is a hero, roar!

Yang Tianyou pursed his lips and said, "Come on, everyone knows it, who doesn't know you!" ”

"Yes, yes, that's right!"

Someone in the crowd applauded.

"The general fine for illegal parking is 100 to 15, 200, which is obviously fraud, and points are deducted, and gross points are deducted!"

Khan, someone is shouting again.

Yang Tianyou was also a little embarrassed when he heard it, it seems that the people in Bazhong are really a little temperamental.

The eldest sister of the traffic police didn't say a word, and she really didn't have the face to stay here anymore, so she immediately issued a ticket and posted it on Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi's car in full view.

The crowd on one side began to heckle.

"The underworld has issued a ticket!"

"Oh oh oh, Ou Ye!"

"Hurry up and get out!"

……

Yang Tianyou was terrified when he heard it, what kind of people are these, how can they bully people like this?

No, I have to bully again.

Yang Tianyou smiled and said to the female traffic policeman who had already ridden the motorcycle and was about to leave: "Hey, big sister, go slowly, welcome to come again!" ”

Boom, the female traffic policeman was so angry that her face turned green, she secretly scolded herself for being bad today, and swore that she would stare at these two cars today, and if there was a little violation, she would immediately issue a ticket again!

Fight with your aunt and grandmother, my mother told you not to think about it in the future!

The eldest sister of the traffic police shouted and scolded while riding.

Of course, Yang Tianyou didn't hear these words, otherwise, he might also be frightened, after all, the driver was stared at by the traffic police, it was like a mang on his back, this year, who drives without violating the law, if he follows a traffic police officer every day, it is estimated that he will not be able to drive for a month, and his driver's license will be confiscated, and this point will be deducted.

Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi drove the car slowly to Caoba Street, where several cars were parked, although this is not a parking lot, but at least it does not occupy the lane.

After smoking two cigarettes outside the car, a taxi stopped at the bridge, and a monkey wearing a floral shirt and a gold necklace jumped out of the car and looked around, but Yang Tianyou was not found for a long time.

"Could it be that Brother Tian is joking?" The monkey muttered to himself, took out his phone and began to pull it out.

"Monkey, monkey!" Niu Wazi beckoned to the monkey.

Khan, the passers-by nearby all looked at the monkey together, he was originally terrible thin, otherwise he would not be called a monkey, now he is wearing a flower shirt, he is really a bit of a circus monkey's "style", his face changed slightly, a red, the monkey also saw Yang Tianyou and the three of them, his eyes were stunned, and he hurriedly ran over.

looked at Yang Tianyou and the three of them up and down, left and right, and then looked at the two new cars next to them, the monkey swallowed his saliva, babbled, and said, "Holy shit, it's really hairy?" ”

Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "Where do you say, what do you say, you have to buy a car if you don't send it, who doesn't buy a car these days?" ”

"Brother Tian, you hit me hard, I didn't buy a car!" The monkey smiled wryly as he began to hand out cigarettes.

Yang Tianyou took the cigarette handed over by the monkey and looked at it, damn, soft cloud, twenty-three yuan a pack, immediately laughed, took the cigarette to his nose and smelled it, and said with a smile: "Monkey, are you fucking rolling like this now?" ”

"What's wrong, Brother Tian?" The monkey was a little confused.

Yang Tianyou smiled very coquettishly: "You still smoke this cigarette?" ”

After speaking, Yang Tianyou took out a pack of soft China from his pocket, stuffed it into the monkey's hand, laughed, and said, "Take this cigarette and smoke it." ”

The monkey still knows the people of Yongan Town very well, after all, he has stayed in Tongjiang County, and Yongan Town is notoriously sassy in Tongjiang County, knowing that Yang Tianyou is deliberately joking, the monkey is not polite, he stuffed the cigarette into his pocket, laughed, and said: "Brother Tian, all of you people in Yongan Town are really sassy." ”

Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi also laughed, pointing at Zhang Yanyan, Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "Let me introduce you, this is my little brother, Zhang Yanyan." ”

"Brother Monkey, I've heard the boss mention you for a long time, this is the first time we've met, I'll take care of you in the future." Zhang Yanyan hurriedly smiled.

"You, you, your little brother?" The monkey swallowed his saliva and frowned, "Brother Tian, are you also mixed up in society now?" ”

Yang Tianyou glanced at the monkey and said, "Mix your size, I didn't mix, didn't I call you last time, I opened a brick factory now." ”

"Then you still accept the little brother?" The monkey pursed his lips and said, "By the way, your clothes can't be fake, right?" Are you still wearing a genius? ”

Yang Tianyou grinned and said, "Lao Tzu will wear fake name tags?" The cars are all on, and they are wearing fake ones. ”

"Yes, yes, that's all what the boss paid us for." Zhang Yanyan hurriedly said.

The monkey grinned and said, "Brother Tian, are you here to help the poor?" Then forget about my harvest as a little brother, and I'll be mixed with you in the future. ”

"What's the matter, you can't get along in Bazhong anymore?" Yang Tianyou scolded with a smile.

The monkey suddenly sighed and said, "It's hard to say, let's go, find a place to eat, I'll have a treat, have a few drinks at noon, and then let's talk while drinking." ”

"Looks like I'm going to invite you." Yang Tianyou said with a smile.

The monkey scolded: "Brother Tian, don't look down on your brother Wow, come to Bazhong, even if you smash the pot and sell iron, even if you sell blood and kidneys, I will arrange it for you, you can rest assured, drink at noon, drink tea in the afternoon, go to the bar to sing together in the evening, I will stay for you in the box." ”

"Didn't you say, I'm coming, you give me the whole bar, haha." Yang Tianyou said with a smile.

The monkey was stunned for a moment and laughed: "Yes, a word, that is categorical, definitely not bragging!" ”

The three of them got into the car, Yang Tianyou took the monkey and drove to the "big restaurant" in Jiangbei together, in the car, the monkey suddenly sighed: "Brother Tian, I haven't been so comfortable for a long time like today!" ”

Yang Tianyou seemed to hear the subtext in the monkey's words, frowned, and asked, "Monkey, what's wrong?" Looks like you're not doing well in Bazhong? ”

The monkey smiled bitterly: "Brother Tian, this Bazhong City is really not easy to mix, but I am not mixed now!" ”

"It's still not a brother, what's the difficulty, give my brother a squeak!" Yang Tianyou scolded.

Chirping!

The monkey squeaked suddenly, then laughed.

Yang Tianyou was stunned for a moment, and he also laughed wildly, but he was a little speechless.

Holy shit, squeak, do you really squeak?