Verse 74: The Five Ghosts of Absurdity (2)

The thief who was called the third thief didn't seem to give up, and said to the scribe, "If you don't say it, I won't say it, you guys," and it pointed to each ghost and said: "If you don't say it, how can the blue lord know that we take turns to go out to play, and it's not that we don't protect that girl." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "He turned to me as he spoke. But I found that I was looking at it in a daze, and I couldn't help but be stunned, and I tilted my head to look at me, left and right, I didn't move, still looking at it, to see what kind of demon moth it was going to produce. As long as it's not honest anymore, I'll urge the magic trick to take it! It doesn't matter if it wants to go out for a run, if it runs away, Lan Bing comes back and rushes at me again, what do I pay for it, and besides, the 'ghost fragments' that I owed to Lan Bing last time haven't been returned to others? I owe him another ghost, where do I come to get these things and give them back?!

The third thief, seeing that I was just staring at it blankly, and didn't seem to move, crept over to me and muttered, "Why doesn't this girl's eyes move?" Isn't he blind? Or are you wandering? As he spoke, his dry hand shook in front of my eyes, fanning a yin wind.

"I think you want to go back to this jade bottle, right?" I opened my mouth coldly.

As soon as I opened my mouth, the third thief sat on the ground with his ass, and his big eyes of horror widened: "You, you, can you actually see us?!" ”

"Or else? Who do you think took you into shape? I sneered, this group of ghosts is too blind, and they dare to ignore me, a big living person. And I was also surprised to find that I don't know if I have seen too many ghosts and evil things recently, and when I saw these ghosts in various forms, I was not shocked.

"We only remember that the blue lord entered with a divine thought, telling us to protect a mortal woman, and we were released, and then we hurriedly found a place to hide, and before we were completely invisible, we were invited out by the magic trick......" The thief snorted, "Who knew that you, a mortal, could still see our law body, you, you are not yin and yang eyes, right?!" It looked at me curiously.

"You're yin and yang!" I'm not curious, dare these ghosts think I can't feel them, so they can be so presumptuous?!

"Hahaha, hahaha......" At this time, the beggar who was catching lice saw the appearance of the thief three, and began to laugh wildly and presumptuously.

The scribe looked disgusted, and shook the book gently, as if the beggar's feet had smelled it.

Looking at the ghosts in their various forms and very tired, they really had big heads, and some regretted calling them out, and now they knew that I could see them, and they looked at me strangely.

"It's really a mortal, it's not yin and yang eyes, it doesn't know spells, and it doesn't touch cow tears, how can you see us?"

The "third thief" still looked at me with an unwilling and curious look.

And the beggar ghost looked at the third thief, and he kept laughing, as if there was a great joy.

The ghost in the suit didn't move from beginning to end, just stood like a tower.

And the scribe began to shake his head and read the book, and after a while he put the book down and looked at me earnestly.

In ancient times, the ghost known as Boss Cai stood upright, holding a long soft hand, and he was already standing on my body.

"Stand up for me!" I suddenly ordered, I can't let them challenge my patience anymore, how can I, a dignified human, let you ghosts look at me like gorillas?!

When they heard me, they didn't stand up at the first time, as if they suspected that I was ordering them.

"What? Don't listen to me? Okay, this jade bottle is in hand, I will accept you and seal you forever......" My words are not finished.

The beggar ghost was the first to stand up.

"Hehe, mortal girl, if you have something to say, don't you stand up?" Its voice is sharp, harsh, and a little hoarse, which makes people very uncomfortable to listen to. It said it was standing up, but it looked very hanging.

I looked at the thief who was still sitting on the ground with cold eyes, and he didn't say anything, and the way he looked at me was very unkind, and finally he got up.

I looked at Boss Cai standing next to me and said, "Ghost head, what are you doing standing next to me?" ”

"Protect you!" It's a succinct answer.

"I declare now that even if your Blue Lord has handed you over to me, you must listen to me, you know? Now stand in a row. ”

"Yes!" Boss Cai was the first to respond.

Then they stood in a row crookedly in front of me, uneven in height, as if drawing an unformed wavy line.

"Look at the way you stand, didn't your Blue Lord teach you how to stand? Arrange me by size! ”

"We've always been in ranking." This time it was the suit sunglasses that spoke.

"I said that if you press the size, you can go by the size, and if you don't accept it, you can enter the bottle."

The five ghosts, you look at me, I look at you, they all seem to be extremely dissatisfied with my words, but because I have the jade bottle in my hand, I finally reluctantly reordered, originally Cai Boss first, scribe second, thin imp (thief third) third, beggar fourth, suit fifth.

Now the highest suit is ranked first, Boss Cai is the second, the scribe is third, the beggar is still ranked fourth, and the skinny ghost is fifth.

They were obviously unhappy with this arrangement, as they were accustomed to the previous arrangement, and had always thought that the order of this arrangement was the order of their abilities. But I tried to do the opposite, and for a moment made their grimaces even more chilly.

Looking at the team from high to low, a little like a queue, I frowned, let's just do it, it's not my own ghost anyway, I can roughly watch it. Through this move, I wondered if I was a little obsessive-compulsive.

"Okay, let's introduce ourselves, what's going on?"

Through their self-statements, I finally got a rough idea. It turns out that the oldest ghost in this is really Boss Cai, don't look at it as young and handsome, it turns out that it is more than a thousand years old, it is the ghost of the Lan family, and it has been accepted in the hands of Master Lan Bing. At that time, he died tragically, and the yin soul was restrained by a strange formation, but he didn't have a soul to disperse, and was finally rescued by Lan Bing's grandfather, and he became the domestic ghost of the Lan family.

The scribe was born in troubled times, and he did not report the country's aspirations, but he was framed and died, so he was also resentful, but fortunately, the Lan family surpassed it, so that it did not fall into the ranks of evil ghosts. And the third thief, who was a person who practiced evil skills before his death, was somehow accepted by the Lan family and became a family ghost. The beggar era was earlier, but it was collected late, but it fell to the fourth. This suit is the latest ghost, and the mana is also the weakest, so it was washed of resentment, so it is ranked fifth, and the surname Wu is called Wu Wu.