Extra: Year of the Rooster Special
"Ahem......" I patted the corn cob in my hand, which could barely be called a microphone, cleared my throat and said: "Welcome to listen to "The Most Handsome Person in the World is Rong Rong'an", oh no, "Luan Song Citation, Invite Fengming" special interview column, I am Rong An, a war intern reporter...... (Seems to be wrong?) I heard that today is the full moon banquet of the princess of the Bai family, well, I decided to go and join in the fun! ”
The streets were crowded, and I squeezed for a while before squeezing from one side of the street to the other, looked at the plaque on the door of the White House, took a breath and knocked on the door. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Soon, a small man poked his head out and looked out, "Are you?" ”
I smiled and said, "In Xia Rong'an, I heard that today is the full moon banquet of the princess of the Bai family, and I am here to congratulate you." ”
"Rong An?" The little guy repeated my name in confusion.
"Hmm." I nodded like a chicken pecking rice, smiling more and more happily.
"I don't know." The little guy shook his head, and then I heard the door slam shut. cao! What are the meanings of not following the script!! I turned around: "Pinch off this part when it's broadcast!"
While I was still thinking about how to write this little guy to death, the door suddenly opened again.
A little boy of four or five years old walked out and reprimanded the little guy just now: "Rong An is a person invited by his father and mother, why are you so blind?"
I stood up straight and slammed the guy with my nostrils, but my heart was very comfortable, worthy of a pig's foot child, and my IQ was not covered.
Then I followed him into the White Mansion and waited...... I suddenly stopped and remembered a very important question, why was the Full Moon Banquet held in Baifu? Don't...... Su Huai is in trouble?
The Baifu family was very busy, and I didn't have time to investigate until I saw off the guests in the evening...... Oh no, visit them.
Rong An: In Xia Rong'an, now I see that you are having a good time, as an author, I am very happy, I want to ask you a few questions, okay?
Bai Qishu: Okay, you ask.
Su Huai: What's the problem?
Chu Yurui (rubbing her hands): Tired.
Hua Hesu (rubbed Chu Yurui's shoulders and turned his head): Then don't ask.
Rong An (angry): How can you be so domineering? Hua Hesu (snorting coldly): What did you say?
Rong An (dry laugh): No...... It's nothing, I said please ask Uncle Ten Emperors to give face.
Hua Hesu: (raising eyebrows) Just ask me, don't bother.
Rong An: For the first question, please answer Bai Su and Hua Chu separately. Where did you first see each other?
Bai Qishu: My study.
Su Huai (for a moment): Hot springs?
Bai Qishu (suddenly reacted):, are you peeking at me taking a shower?!
Su Huai (overwhelmed): I didn't ......
Rong An (speechless): ...... Can it still be broadcast? Su Huai seemed to be crippled......
Baifu is in chaos, and the little lady doesn't want to cry.
Rong An: Aren't you going to fight......
Chu Yurui: Don't worry, Nanxun is measured.
Hua Hesu: You have to believe in the pig's foot halo.
Rong An: ...... Can you answer the question?
Hua Hesu: What did you just ask?
Chu Yurui: I forgot.
Rong An: ......
I watched Su Huai scurrying around with his head in his hands, "It's all a father, and you're still so cowardly." ”
Then I watched the Bai family's Kosaburo open her folding fan.
"Lying ...... Trough? Before I could finish speaking, several darts shot out of the folding fan, passed through my hair, and nailed them to the wall.
I just want to say, "Oh my God, I've got a taste of what it's like to be assassinated." "But...... Bai Qishu is so scary when he gets angry!!
The chaotic situation was immediately quelled, I took a deep breath, slowly took off the cabbage leaves on the top of my head, continued to smile and asked, "May I ask the Ten Emperor Uncle and the third lady of the Chu family, when did the two first meet?"
Hua Hesu & Chu Yurui: At the birthday banquet of Emperor Huaxiang.
Rong An (nodding): It's a tacit understanding. What do you think is the other person's shortcomings?
Hua Hesu (spread hands and spoiled): Perfect.
Chu Yurui (raised eyebrows): Split personality.
Hua Hesu: ......
Su Huai: It's too beautiful.
Rong An (Yan Yan): This is also called a shortcoming?
Bai Qishu: I like to tell the truth.
Rong An's heart: I'm afraid I met two guys who made faces.
Rong An: Third question, what is your favorite thing to do with the other person?
Hua Hesu: As long as you are with Chu Chu, you can be happy in whatever you do.
Chu Yurui (for a little thought): Riding a horse and traveling together, living in seclusion in the rivers and lakes.
Rong An (nodding): It's so warm.
Su Huai (sneer): I like it the most...... Go to bed.
Then I witnessed another domestic violence, and I stiffened up and approached the photographer and whispered, "Shall we fight a demon spirit first?"
Hua Hesu and Chu Yurui continued to bite their ears like they were all right.
Rong An: The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.
Hua Hesu (squinting): Say it again.
Chu Yurui (turning the dagger in his hand): Say it again.
I shook my body, I'm also the author, can you respect me, no, I'll write you to death when I turn around.
Rong An: Now, are you happy with your name? Do you know what your name means?
Hua Hesu: If you are not satisfied, can you beat you up and take it again?
Chu Yurui: Don't you know that everyone doesn't know the word "fern"?
Rong An (spread hands): Blame me?
Bai Qishu: I am very satisfied, it sounds good and simple, and it is super literate.
Su Huai: I always feel that my name is the most casual one of the pig's feet.
Rong An (rolling his eyes): Su Huai's name seems to have been taken casually at that time.
Su Huai: ...... Squat in the corner of the wall and draw circles.
I patted Su Huai's back, "Although the name is very casual, it still sounds good, right?" ”
After all, the name of my next book is more casual, I thought to myself.
Rong An: The fifth question, what do you like the most about the other party, or what is the most reassuring thing about the other party?
Hua Hesu (rolling his eyes): Do you still need to ask? Which point is not good, and which point is not worth liking?
Rong An (wiping sweat): The uncle of the Ten Emperors who spoiled his wife excessively......
Chu Yurui (touching her chin): Sullen.
I saw that Uncle Ten Emperors almost fell, which is this worthy of liking? Well, thinking back to what Mushroom Mushroom said, maybe the sullen male pig's feet are really likable sometimes.
I frowned.,No.,I can't just be limited to creating one type of male protagonist.,Then I'll write Ming Sao in the next book.。
Bai Qishu: Favorite ...... I don't think so, huh? So why should I like him?
Su Huai: Continue to draw circles......
Rong An: Okay, the last question (in fact, the number of words is almost exceeded), "Luan Song Citation, Inviting Fengming" is nearing the end and is almost over, do you have anything to say?
Hua Hesu: After sprinkling flowers, don't give such a long name next time.
Rong An: It's not over yet, hey!
Chu Yurui: I hope I can go to the next book to make soy sauce.
Rong An: Think about it~
Su Huai: I hope everyone will pay attention to Rong'an's new book on February 2~ If two, please go deeper! Present you with a Rong'an who is not the same!
Rong An: Forcibly implant ads, hey!
Su Huai: Didn't you tell me?
Bai Qishu: I don't have anything to say, so I'm here to wish you all a happy Year of the Rooster.
Rong An: Let's talk about chickens!
Looking at the gradually lively Bai Mansion, I, the author, was very pleased, stood in the cold wind and shook my body, threw the corn cob in my hand, and scolded indignantly: "Is it easy to interview you in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve!" You don't even leave me with food! ”
Gongzi Rongan said
"Luan Song Citation,Invite Fengming" serialization is now coming to an end.,On this special day,First wish everyone a happy New Year.,This little article originally wanted to be written outside the fan after the end of the text to look fun.,But after thinking about it, it's still released now.,The right is to adjust the atmosphere.,After reading the heavy text for so long.,Come to a little lighter little paragraph to make everyone laugh.,Anyway, no matter what,I still want to thank the readers and author friends who have been with me,|w?') I still have been supporting it intermittently for so long, it's a miracle, I hope I can keep my original intention, and I can put my heart and soul into every book in the future, and I also hope that in the new year, Xiaopu Street will work hard and work together. Dreams still have to be had, what if they come true?