"Can't you just go to the staff?" Chen Guxia was about to cry. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Liu Guanzhang stopped talking, and made an "ok" gesture while handing the broken stool to the staff.

"Today, we are gathered together because there is another Humen to open a sect and open a museum in Shengyang to accept disciples! According to the rules of the rivers and lakes, Don't Humen needs to break through ten levels in a row and be recognized by the colleagues in the rivers and lakes here! My martial arts in Shengyang City is not intolerant, so none of the various sects and factions have sent top figures to come out to guard, not to win, just to test the martial arts heritage of Shuanghumen, to avoid deception and fame thieves under the banner of our martial arts association! ”

Chen Guxia is also scheming, and his words are very tactful, in fact, all the sects want to take this opportunity to make a name for themselves, and they have sent the most outstanding disciples in the sect, and some of them are still the heads of the sects themselves. But he prefers to say this in order to leave room and avoid the loss of the face of the loser.

"Hurry up and fight, the bully is still talking about such a sanctimonious person!" Liu Guanzhang had a loud voice, and he could hear it clearly without Mike.

"Sharp teeth!" Chen Guxia still has a lot of scenes to say, but let Liu Guanzhang stir up such a stir, he can't say anything, "Hugh wants to take advantage of his tongue, I, Chen Ji Sanhequan, are waiting for you at the ninth level!" ”

The microphone was handed to the host, and the host announced: The first show begins!

As soon as the host's voice fell, a young man with nunchucks pinned to his waist jumped onto the stage, and the man rushed to the stage with his fists and arched his hands, and then made a circle, and said loudly: "Shengyang Nunchucks Association, Guo Jie, I have seen you!" ”

The little girl with pigtails in the audience asked her grandfather, "Grandpa, the first level is nunchucks, is this Guo Jie very powerful?" ”

The old man, known as the rivers and lakes, smiled, "The nunchucks are a kind of partial weapons, soft and rigid, heavy attack is not heavy defense, pay attention to the stability and ruthlessness, the total length is only more than 70 centimeters, it is because of a piece of iron chain in the middle, which causes the speed of swinging extremely fast, and ordinary people have no time to react!" I have heard of this Guo Jie, participated in the recording of many TV programs, and even served as a stand-in for many martial arts stars. ”

On the stage, Guo Jie said "ha" in his mouth, and then the nunchucks in his hands flew up instantly, if it was an insider who could barely see the movements clearly, if the layman could only see the white light shining brightly, changing hands, dancing flowers, rolling, dancing people were dazzled, the stick was no longer visible, only to see a silver dragon shining with silver light, drilling around in his hands and body, flashing behind his back, coming out of his shoulders, flashing on his waist, coming out behind his neck, the stick was turning, and the person was turning again, pointing to the east and west, unpredictable, and then a silver light almost blocked the figure, Just as everyone was stunned, the stick was closed, and the nunchucks were clamped under the armpits, a Bruce Lee standard appearance posture, which attracted applause from the audience.

"Good stick!"

"Beautiful!"

The cheers were endless, which made Lei Dabiao very depressed - Lao Tzu hadn't gone up yet!

After Guo Jie finished his appearance, he hugged his fists and bowed to the audience, and then stepped off the stage without taking away a single cloud.

Liu Guanzhang turned his head and asked the "martial arts" behind him, and said, "Senior, is this a performance before the opening?" ”

The old man was also a little confused, nodded and replied, "Maybe it'......"

Moderator: Session 2......

Lei Dabiao was in a hurry to go to power just now, and now he is not in a hurry, he wants to see how many levels he can automatically pass before he takes the stage.

In the second scene, there was a young man, who was also eighteen or nineteen years old, and he was about the same as Lei Dabiao, who saluted the audience after coming to the stage, and then introduced himself: "I am the industrial uncle of Shengyang City - University of Technology!" Minister of Judo, Jiang Tiejun! May you be able to learn from the Humen Sect! ”

Lei Dabiao ignored the one on the stage, and whispered to Elder Xu below: "Master, he doesn't know kung fu, why don't you let our head master and uncle go up?" ”

Elder Xu shook his head, "Forget it, the shame is too great, so you should go." ”

On the stage, Jiang Tiejun saw that Lei Dabiao didn't move, and made a provocative posture on it, and sneered: "What? Don't dare to go on stage? ”

Lei Dabiao raised his head and said, "Don't you practice by yourself for a while?" ”

"I play judo! How do you practice on your own? ”

"Why don't you take a stick too!"

Bickering is bickering, Lei Dabiao took off his coat and finally walked on stage, when he stood on the stage, he didn't look at the opponent, but looked at the host, "How to start?" ”

The rivers and lakes in the audience shook their heads secretly, how could the competition be so careless? The proud army will be defeated!

"These two uncles are so strong, grandpa, who do you think will win?"

Squinted at the stage and muttered: "I don't know much about the martial arts of Don't Humen, but this Jiang Tiejun is a national-level athlete, and he has won the fourth place in the country in the 100 kg competition of the National Games, and his strength is strong!" This is not a judo competition, so it's hard to say who wins and who loses, but the two must have a dragon fight! ”

Jiang Tiejun on the stage is also considered to have experienced a hundred battles, and at a glance, although the big man in front of him is in good shape, his whole body is flawed, and in his eyes, Lei Dabiao is almost lying on his stomach.

The two sides faced each other, hugged their fists, and the host shouted at the entrance of the stage: "Start!" ”

Jiang Tiejun sneered in his heart, his waist that was clenched and bowed with his fists was not raised, he pounced directly, and wanted to hold Lei Dabiao's leg and fall! Lei Dabiao looked down at the guy holding his thigh, the back of his head was in front of his eyes, he didn't dare to hit with his hands, for fear of beating people to death, just on the back of his head, he stretched out a finger and flicked it like a brain melon, and then he heard a snap, Jiang Tiejun rolled his eyes and lay down.

"Carry it down, it's okay, I'll wake up in a while."

The little girl in the audience looked at her grandfather, "Grandpa, didn't you say there would be a dragon fight?" ”

Very embarrassed, "This Jiang Tiejun is careless, the competition is not restricted by the rules of judo, he takes it for granted!" ”

Match 3: Taekwondo.

The little girl asked her grandfather, "Grandpa, can you say something more?" ”

The old man was a little embarrassed to speak, but he still reluctantly said: "Taekwondo, based on legs, the conference will arrange the appearance of taekwondo after judo, it can be seen that the confidence in the player is also more, although this player does not have an advantage in size, but look at his technical essentials should be good at speed, this is a duel of speed and strength......

That's all he said, after the taekwondo players on the stage saluted, they came up with a downward split, Lei Dabiao dragged the opponent's heel with one hand, lifted it up, and then the opponent snapped and fell to the ground.

Lei Dabiao squatted down and discussed with others, "Go down, I've seen this you practice on TV, you call it competitive sports, not martial arts." ”

"Grandpa, didn't you say a duel of speed and power?"

"The showdown is over......"

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In fact, the old knife also plays nunchucks, and those who played with me at the beginning have become veterans of the Shenyang Nunchucks Association, and my brother has become a legend that is not mentioned...... Don't forget to vote when you read a book.