"Auntie, do you have to get off the electric car like this?"

Auntie was also embarrassed, "I forgot that you were behind." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Originally, the atmosphere at the scene was very depressing and sad, but as soon as Liu Guanzhang appeared, the style of painting immediately changed, as if this scene was spoofed by PS in the later stage.

Under the watchful eye, I thought you would be wearing a golden armor and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, but I didn't expect it to be a dilapidated electric car and a 200-pound aunt...... Why didn't the traffic police punish you for riding a bicycle with people?

"I'm sorry, it's late, it's late! It's not easy to take a taxi from the hospital! Liu Guanzhang hugged his fists and squeezed forward, and did not forget to turn around and say to his aunt: "Thank you!" ”

Chady, who was crazy in the ring, was also a little dazed: This guy is acting in a sketch? Why does it look a little familiar, have you been to the Spring Festival Gala?

Those who came to power before, there are those who are impassioned, and there are those who are inexplicably sad and indignant, but they have never seen this shape. saw Liu Guanzhang squeezing through the crowd, and he was not in a hurry to go on stage, but ran to the commentary seat. The opponent was standing on the stage, and he was sitting in the commentary seat, and Erlang's legs were bent as if he was fine.

Chadi squinted his eyes, looked at Liu Guanzhang, waited for a long time, and didn't see any movement, so he couldn't help asking, "You are from Longhumen?" Is that what they call you? ”

Liu Guan Zhang Yile, "It should be me." He also had a microphone, and the two of them started chatting using the sound equipment in the venue.

"Since you're here, why don't you go to the stage to fight?"

"I just came, and I don't know what's going on, I didn't see your rude behavior before, so I went up and beat you up without saying anything, how inappropriate! If you want to fight me, you have to invite me! ”

Chadi really can't adapt to this rhythm, but there is nothing difficult about a word, "Liu Zhangmen of Longhumen, please come to the stage to fight!" ”

"Why?" Liu Guanzhang twisted his neck and said: "I am the champion of the team competition, the champion of the team competition of the world's first martial arts conference!" What am I worth? Which green onion are you? As soon as my upper lip touches my lower lip, I'll have to fight you? Is there such a cheap thing? I beat you, it's called bullying, the champion beats a nobody, there's nothing to show your face, and if I lose by mistake, how much do I lose? I'm losing money by beating you up! ”

The audience was in an uproar.

"Don't you dare to be the head of Liu?"

"Don't come to the agitation method, you don't eat this set! It's not impossible to fight if you want to, the appearance fee, 200,000, take the money! ”

Chadi almost fell on the stage, this dragon and tiger door is poor and crazy? The audience outside the arena also understood at this moment that Liu Guanzhang was making fun of him, in order to get some face for himself, after all, he had won thirteen people in a row before, and his skills were overwhelming, and his arrogance was too arrogant.

It's not that Chady has no money, but no one is okay and won't come out to fight with 200,000 in his pocket, and it's really embarrassing to be squeezed here at this time, "I'...... I don't have that much money! ”

Liu Guanzhang shook his head, stood up, and said as he walked with the microphone: "Do you know why your punches are so good?" It's because you're cheap! The poor only have one life left, so they don't even know how to cherish life for the sake of a bonus, and they don't even have the most basic reverence for life! Are you also worthy of being called a martial artist? You don't call it martial arts, you call it fighting! ”

"Don't think that you will be complacent after winning a few sect masters, people can't beat wolves empty-handed, but wolves are beasts after all!" Liu Guanzhang said, walked into the ring, took out a pen and paper from his pocket, and stuffed it into Chadi's arms, "It doesn't matter if you don't have money, write an IOU!" ”

It is not easy for Chadi to speak fluent Chinese, but it is equivalent to asking a primary school student to write an English paper, even to write an IOU.

"I know you're uneducated! Barbarian, I'll write it to you, you just press your handprint! ”

Liu Guanzhang took back the pen and paper, and wrote a few lines of words: IOU: There is a Xiangguo Chadi, who intends to ask Liu Guanzhang, the head of the Dragon and Tiger Gate, the champion of the world's first martial arts association, to teach martial arts, and the appearance fee is 200,000 yuan, which has not been paid, and promises to pay it off within 3 days, otherwise for every day of delay, he is willing to pay interest at 2/10,000 per day......

After writing, he ignored the other party with a confused face, and took his hand and pressed the handprint.

Everyone! Is this robbing the other party in front of the audience? A master who defeated the crowd and couldn't hold his head up at the world's No. 1 martial arts conference, knocked 200,000 yuan first when he met Liu Guanzhang! What a dismount! It's just a little too shameless, and many viewers with a strong sense of justice have even stood on Chadi's side - this barbarian was cheated by 200,000 people like this, it's so pitiful!

Chadi's mouth was bitter, and his heart was blocked - Nima is too expensive to fight! But it doesn't matter, you can earn so much in one game of black market boxing, sometimes it's more than that, and the boss shouldn't let himself out of this money.

"I'll give you the money, can you fight now?"

"Yes, but let me ask first, what are the rules?" Liu Guanzhang said with a smile.

"Unlimited fighting, naturally, there are no rules!"

"No rules?" Liu Guanzhang asked.

Chadi shook his head, "You can fight any way, admit defeat, appear, and fall to the ground without being considered defeat, there are no restrictions in the process of martial arts." ”

"Shall that begin?"

"Let's go!"

As soon as Chatdy began to say two words, a gun was put on his head.

"Throw in the towel? If I don't admit defeat, I'll shoot. ”

Chady was speechless, "No guns!" It's a joust! ”

Liu Guanzhang shrugged his shoulders and said, "You said that there are no restrictions, and now you say that you can't use guns." ”

The gun was retracted, and a dagger was put against Chady's neck.

Tiger teeth. Gift from the General.

Chadi suddenly wanted to cry: "You can't use a knife, you can't use any weapons, you can't use your bare hands!" ”

This time, Liu Guanzhang did not put down the dagger in his hand, and said slowly: "Don't you guys who play black market boxing look down on other confrontational competitions?" Say that you have to rely on the rules to protect you, aren't the rules protecting you now? ”

Chady closed his mouth, arguing talent, ten he is not an opponent.

"It's true that you've defeated thirteen Huaxia masters, but do you really think your fighting skills are martial arts? If martial arts is to learn knowledge, you are just solving problems through the practice of sea tactics, even if you win, you will have a high score and low ability! ”

Chady wanted to take his opponent down with one punch and didn't listen to his crooked words, but Liu Guanzhang held the tiger teeth in his hand close to his throat.

The colleagues in the audience pressed their thumbs, the good horse is out of the legs, and the good man is out of the mouth, this is a beautiful remark, even if you don't fight him, you will turn around and float away at the moment, and it is not a shame to hang the other party on the stage.

However, Liu Guanzhang did not plan to do so.

(To be continued.) )