Chapter 274: Smoke a cigarette and calm down

When Hao Qiangden was on the board, he had a sentence that his mother sold a batch in his throat, and he couldn't say it and couldn't swallow it, and this girl began to be stupid again. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Hao Qiang has never heard of marriage that can make a woman stupid, only heard of pregnancy stupidity, what the hell is marriage stupid? !

How did a shrewd woman with a good appearance become such a virtuous person?

Looking at this situation, eighty percent of them are going to cook, but this cooking skill seems to be flattering.

"Turn off the fire! I think the kitchen will explode soon! Hao Qiang said angrily.

"Huh? Oh! When Xu Hui heard Hao Qiang's words, she was about to turn off the fire, but she accidentally overturned the pot again, and the water and oil mixture in the pot fell on the flames, making a clanging sound, and the flames even burst out for a moment.

But the flames were still extinguished, and Xu Hui was not burned.

"What are you doing? What exploded? If it weren't for the smell being too bad, Hao Qiang would have to go into the kitchen to find out, but he really couldn't stand the smell, so Hao Qiang didn't get close to the kitchen.

"Oh, it's okay, it's just that the little flame is disobedient, I've cleaned it up." Xu Hui replied.

Hao Qiang immediately made an expression of encountering a mentally retarded person, this day is really unbearable!

"You come out first, open the kitchen window by the way, and when the smell is gone, I'll go in and cook, please aunt and grandma, you have a good rest."

"Okay, I'll come out now."

Then Xu Hui walked out of the kitchen quickly, but Hao Qiang was stunned for several meters when he saw Xu Hui, not because Xu Hui was covered with oil or anything, but because Xu Hui had an arrow inserted in her heart, and the arrow penetrated Xu Hui's heart and body, and her home clothes were also stained red by the wound.

This is nothing, the key is that half of Xu Hui's face seems to have been torn off the flesh and skin, revealing the musculature and cheekbones inside, as well as teeth and gums, and there is blood flowing to the neck continuously, which looks terrible.

However, Xu Hui's other cheek is intact, which forms a strong visual contrast.

Although Hao Qiang didn't feel anything when he saw this bloody scene, how could he accept that such a tragic thing as being stripped of his face happened to an important person around him?

Xu Hui: What kind of luck is this? I was assassinated once during the day, and why was I torn up once at night...... Wait, during the day, Xu Hui was pretending, so what about this time?

As long as a normal person is penetrated through the heart, who can talk and laugh?

But how could the wound on Xu Hui's face be faked? This is really being picked up!

Not right either! A normal woman is crazy even if she has a scratch on her face, and if her face is peeled off, it is estimated that she should choose to commit suicide directly.

And Xu Hui not only didn't have any adverse reactions, but she didn't even have a little painful expression, which is incredible, even if it was an ancient martial artist, if he was injured so badly, he would definitely still be in pain.

"Huihui, you...... Are you alright? Hao Qiang asked cautiously.

"It's okay, why do you ask that?" Xu Hui said with a blank face.

Hao Qiang covered his head, gritted his teeth and said, "You look like you're dying, why do you even ask me why I ask that?" ”

"No, I feel that my vitality is very strong, and there is no problem in living to be two hundred years old." Xu Hui replied seriously.

Hao Qiang met his opponent this time, he always thought that his shamelessness could make people helpless, but he never expected that Xu Hui's ignorance would also have such an effect, if a man pretended to be so in front of him, he would have gone up and perverted three punches.

But since it's Xu Hui, he really can't beat or scold, and he's about to go crazy.

"You touch your broken conscience and tell me, what the hell are you doing?"

"Ah, you mean this, it's a bow and arrow, but it's broken on both sides." Xu Hui explained innocently.

"And what's going on on your face? Who did this to you? ”

"I did it."

Hao Qiang thought he had heard it wrong, and Xu Hui tore his face off? Could it be that this girl is a pervert who likes to masochist? Obediently, how dare he sleep with Xu Hui in the future?

Hao Qiang remembered the confused romance, and then thought of Brother Cheng, and immediately felt creepy, this is so terrible!

"You...... You should first explain the reason for your actions, otherwise we will divorce immediately......"

Hearing the word divorce, Xu Hui was like a different person, and said with a cold face: "Divorce and divorce!" You know that when it comes to divorce, you are still not a man?! ”

"I ...... I just want to live well. Hao Qiang said weakly.

"What do you mean? Am I going to hurt you? You are my husband, even if I hurt myself, I will not hurt you. Xu Hui asked.

"Holy! If you hurt yourself, will you be far from hurting me? I'm sorry, I'm going to call Duguyuan's dead old man, this time it really killed me. ”

Hao Qiang definitely can't accept a woman who has a hobby of self-harm, this day is worrying, it's better than that, isn't it?

"What do you say? When did I hurt myself? You make it clear to me! Bastard! I still want to call my grandfather and say bad things about me, have you ever really loved me? Xu Hui asked aggressively.

Hao Qiang feels like he's going crazy, could it be a time bomb this time? It's horrible.

"Could you please look at yourself in the mirror, do you still look like a person?"

"Do you mean the makeup on my face? It's what I made, you shouldn't take it seriously, right? Xu Hui said innocently, but the cunning in her eyebrows was very obvious.

Hao Qiang wanted to cry without tears, but now he understood, and he was deceived by this girl again, damn! This girl is still addicted to playing, is it interesting? Can the married life be a little more plain and stable? Is it good to have such a big ups and downs that it is easy to have myocardial infarction?

"You...... Can I hit someone? ”

"No, the men who beat their wives are the scum of the scum, if you are this kind of person, I will definitely not let you have a good time." Xu Hui said triumphantly.

"Why don't you say divorce?"

"I'm not a scumbag, huh."

Seeing Xu Hui's self-absorbed appearance, Hao Qiang was angry, how could he meet such a living treasure? Hao Qiang can now understand Changsun Jiang's feelings, although Xu Hui is a little less crazy than Chen Yingmeng, but it is almost the same, they are all grinding masters.

"Wait! Why is there a smell coming out? You didn't open the window? ”

"Ah, I forgot to say."

"No, this smell is different from the one at the beginning, it smells like it's carried by natural gas, damn it! Haven't you turned off the heat yet? "Hao Qiang is considered to have served Xu Hui, how should this woman survive if she didn't hire a nanny?

Xu Hui said very calmly: "Husband, don't panic first, do you want to smoke a cigarette to calm down first?" ”