009 The world's cheapest

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For this call, Su Caiwei also became gritted her teeth.

I'm about to get it!

Once she gets the blood of Yun Jiu, the owner of the Three Realms Teahouse, she can completely become a demon-level existence in the Demon Realm, when the time comes, where will she hide in this teahouse? Heaven and earth, you can go anywhere, even the several fierce kings of the demon world, it is impossible to leave her easily.

How can she not hate the person who calls?

However, at this time, he couldn't make Yun Jiu disgusted, so he immediately pouted to express his dissatisfaction, and then asked Yun Jiu, "Who is calling from this?" It's so early, and it's not dawning outside......"

"Police station!" Yun Jiu took a deep breath, compared to the trouble on the phone, the goblin in front of him was the real trouble, and immediately, he said to Su Caiwei, "You tell a few of them, don't run out blindly and be scary." The teahouse is closed today, so I took advantage of the fact that there were not many people outside to find a suitable outfit. Isn't it scary to dress so thinly in this winter? When the time comes, he will become an Internet celebrity, and he will never leave anyone here. disturbed the peace of the ancestor and directly thundered you! ”

Yun Jiu said as he walked outside.

What the hell!

I didn't sleep much all night.

It just so happened that he took this opportunity to take a good look at the matter, which completely subverted his three views, the goblins actually existed, and even Nie Xiaoqian came out.

It is estimated that he will not be surprised if there is another immortal or something, but why didn't he find out that these really existed before?

When I went out, it was still hazy outside.

There was a white expanse everywhere, apparently foggy.

It's winter!

As soon as he stepped out of the door, a cold wind blew outside, penetrating the depths of his bones through the thick clothes on his body, making him shiver, and the whole person was a lot more energetic.

Although it is in the suburbs of Rongcheng, the first city in the southwest with a population of tens of millions, there are few pedestrians.

Braved the cold wind and heavy fog, and walked along the potholed road that had not been repaired for an unknown amount of time towards the police station, which was less than a kilometer, thinking about what happened this night along the way, and unconsciously arrived at the gate of the police station.

This area was originally far away from the city, several kilometers away from the Third Ring Road, and there were only a few police officers at the police station.

"Mantou, you're on the night shift again today?" As soon as he stepped into the door of the police station, Yun Jiu felt that the whole person was warm, although it was small, it was also air-conditioned, and now that the government has money, the conditions of the grassroots office are much better. "What happened to Sanwu? You know, our shabby teahouse doesn't have any money at all......"

As soon as I entered the door, I looked at an old acquaintance who was holding a mobile phone in the room, policeman Chen Feng, a policeman who was so fat that he was no different from steamed buns.

Yun Jiu didn't know why this thing was so fat and still able to be a policeman.

But in the past few years, he has been staying here, and others have changed one stubble after another, and it is estimated that there is no difference between him and his fatness.

"Come on, even if you are expected to pay the fine, you will have to wait until you get the compensation for the demolition...... That product is really shameless, and we are familiar with it, otherwise we would have to let him squat in it for ten days and half a month! Chen Feng looked helpless.

"I don't think it's possible! He has to rob even the money in the beggar's bowl. How could you be so kind to give money today? ”

"What's the deal, he just doesn't give money, that's why he got here...... Chen Feng looked even more disgusted, "Calm that woman, and the matter will be over, we all feel ashamed of this...... Take him out and ask him yourself, I haven't met such a shameless person in so many years......"

Seeing Yun Jiu walking towards the interrogation room next to him, Chen Feng kept shaking his head, "When you kid encounters such a pit like him, it can be regarded as eight lifetimes of blood mold......"

Pushing open the door of the interrogation room, Yun Jiu suddenly saw a fat man with his head in his hands, squatting in the corner of the wall, snorting and snotting, like a ball of flesh, looking at him with his eyes open.

Those little eyes, as if I had seen a relative I hadn't seen for many years, were already filled with tears.

"My brother, you can come, get me out quickly......" Before Yun Jiu could speak, the fat man jumped up from the ground quickly, and while rushing towards Yun Jiu, he howled in pain as if someone had exploded a chrysanthemum, "That woman is so shameless......"

"Get out of here, you really want to wipe your nose on your brother's body again, are you disgusting?" Slightly to the side, he stretched out his hand to stop the fat man who pounced, "Take another step forward, I'll turn around and leave......"

The fat man stopped.

This product is at least twice as fat as the thin Jiuyun.

Moreover, it is a lot taller, just like a mountain of meat.

This person is leading Yun Jiu on the shameless road, ready to be cheap in the Three Realms, lewd all over the world, ancient and modern, no one before and no one after him, self-proclaimed the first slut in the world, with the glory of committing cheapness, with shamelessness as the pillar of life, and the shamelessness of fighting for the cause of the demon sleeping fairy on the day Ghost Shameless, no lower limit, no discipline is ready to surpass the three uncultivated land where Sun Wukong and his father made the earth pregnant, Ma Kun slut is also!

"Tell me, what's going on?" Yun Jiu looked to the side, there was no one else, and only then asked Ma Kun painfully.

"What's there to say, I drank too much last night and made an appointment with a hot girl to go to the gun, but the money was taken away by that girl...... Then, I'm going to go to your side for a night, and I met a girl in the shantytown in front of me, with a domineering figure and a good face, so I was panicked, so I ...... "For this kind of thing, the three sluts don't feel any embarrassment at all."

Yun Jiu was speechless, this product is such a product with a head in the crotch of his pants.

"You don't have any money, what are you sleeping with?" Yun Jiu was furious.

If you don't give money for prostitution, and then let people call the police, there is no shame at all.

How can you not get angry?

"Didn't you drink too much! Yesterday, Brother Hu asked me to bring you 3,000 yuan for the pen fee, and then give you the remaining 20,000 after signing the contract today. This is not the demolition money, I think who is with whom our brothers, your money is my money, my money is still my money, so, just drink with a few brothers, don't look at me like this, I called you at that time, you didn't answer yourself, you didn't pay the ......bill when you came" Sanwu's words made Yun Jiu even more angry.

This product, I actually took my own money to drink and then find a lady!

"Where's the money?" Yun Jiu suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness.

I'm starving to death!

"I was taken away by the girl before...... "Ma Kun still didn't feel the slightest embarrassment.

"If you don't have any money, why are you looking for a young lady?" Yun Jiu's anger had already made him on the verge of an outburst, "What the hell are you, you don't have any money, you just run away when you're done, do you have to get here?" How many times have you been prostituted & Prostitutes were caught for not giving money? ”

"Brother, that's not a prostitute! It's called when you give money. We're the best of the day! Otherwise, you can take me out without paying a fine? Marquin emphasized. And, apparently, the woman slept with me! ”

This is absolutely saving Yun Jiu money.

"You're out of ......"

"Isn't there still you......"

Hearing the sound of conversation inside, Chen Feng, who was outside, couldn't help but cover his face.

These two are sluts!

"I can't save you, you can do it yourself, my brother has dozens of dollars." Knowing what was going on, Yun Jiu was about to turn around and leave.

But Ma Kun pounced on him, crying and shouting, "Brother, you can't ignore me, since you saved me at the beginning, don't you care now, doesn't this make me stop living......"

While crying, he kept shaking on top of Yun Jiu's clothes, and his tears and snot were immediately wiped clean by the clothes on Yun Jiu's body.

"You're going to me!" Yun Jiu found out that it was already too late.

"Brother, you say that it doesn't cost money, just walk a few steps, you are familiar with the police here, you know that I am a person, I can't walk when I see a female, it's not my fault, let you take me as an apprentice, you say I don't have a Taoist relationship, if I cultivate the Tao and memorize the Tao Te Ching every day, where can there be broken things? Besides, if you leave me in there and locked up, the chrysanthemum will not turn into a sunflower? My chrysanthemums bloom only for you......"

Yun Jiu was really disgusted by this goods.

"Shut up! No matter how special it is, the master will leave immediately. "If you don't get this goods out, when he comes out, you really don't have peace." Okay, I'm going to hook up with that girl over there, if she doesn't let go, you won't be able to leave......"

"I knew you were the best for me, brother, come on, I'll give you a blood today......" When Ma Kun heard this, he immediately turned around and pointed his fat buttocks at Yun Jiu.

was so angry that Yun Jiu kicked directly on his ass.

This thing is shameless and hopeless.

When he got to the next door and saw the woman, he was going to die!

What is this special woman with a good figure and a good face?

The big pie face, almost grinning on the big mouth on both sides of the earlobe, the nose is collapsed, the eyes are almost a slit left, and the chest is bulging, however, the whole person is miserable fat! What's even worse is that the corners of this woman's eyes are like a big pie bombarded by artillery fire, at least forty or fifty, right?

"I said, auntie, how are you going to solve this matter?" When Yun Jiu looked at the woman, the woman was also looking at him, "Although this matter can constitute a crime according to what you talked about, he didn't give money......

"If he doesn't say give money, can the old lady sleep with him?" The woman was immediately furious!

With a mouth, Yun Jiu saw his big yellow teeth.

In an instant, Yun Jiu almost threw up.

Although Ma Kun's goods have no discipline and no lower limit, they are not so hungry, right?

Is there a secret here?