Chapter 11 Hunting Rats
In the distance, Zun walked lazily behind, and the little inner eunuch took his hand, but like a night visit to the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, he began to wipe out every corner, and handed over his back to all the advantageous areas that could be used, and he looked like he was on full alert, full of sophistication, like the appearance of the god of the six doors when he captured the prisoner......
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Tianji squinted at Cao Bingkun with an indifferent look, and sneered: "This is not bad, he spoils an inner prison, and the inner prison will not give birth to children, and when your family's confines marry in, he can give birth to a battalion of soldiers, all like His Highness, but, I said, your military resources have been scarce to this point?" Have you already started to hit your own daughter's attention? ”
"Dead old way! Can you talk well? What do you mean for me to hit my own daughter's attention? Be careful that I cut you! ”
They quarreled and saw the lights in the dining room in the distance.
The two men had already gone in, and then rushed out again, one squatting on the sewage well and vomiting, and the other lying on the running water bamboo at the door of the dining room to wash his face.
The water fish squatted on the sewage well and even vomited bile, and as soon as she looked up, the dark shadows on all sides gathered towards her, so this person wanted to kill me quietly?
Hurriedly got up and ran, her feet moved, and with a sharp pain that pierced her heart, she screamed and fell to the ground.
The black-clothed guard, who ignored the ground, knelt at his feet to say hello, and Zun, whose face was covered with water droplets, hurried over to check, and saw that the girl's feet and clogs were firmly clamped by a large rat trap, and blood flowed out.
"Don't come here! Or I'll die for you! The water fish glared angrily, holding a snake silver hairpin in his hand, facing his neck, the cold light of the hairpin body shone, it was actually a very small dagger.
"Good! We don't go over, you put that thing down. Zun squatted on the ground and hurriedly comforted her.
shouted: "Heavenly Machine! Come out! I'll kill you! ”
Cao Bingkun scolded: "Even if he has the goodness of Longyang, you can't clean up the portal!" That's still my son-in-law! I can't spare you if there are three long and two short! ”
"I didn't ......" Tianji Lao Dao touched his body, it was bad, when he was stealing food, he left the unique secret weapon in the dining room......
The two of them also ran over.
Surrounded by a group of black-clothed guards, tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, and he sneered at Xiang Zun: "His Royal Highness King Liang is meticulous and does things without leaking!" There are hundreds of internal guards in the house, and you are superb. Cao Bingkun's arrow pierced through Yang in 100 steps, and 100 shots were hit. The Heavenly Machine's old swordsmanship is unfathomable. You're so afraid to use a mousetrap to put a helpless slave to death...... Or do you treat the slave and maid as a rat at all, torture and play with it enough, and then kill the slave and maid! The slave won't let you get too lucky! ”
"I heard that the current crown prince, every time he meets your father, he comes back and takes the red pill to help the fun, and makes the palace maids strip naked, and then he also chases and whips them naked with a whip, and those who run slowly are whipped to death, but he takes that medicine like a crazy livestock, who knows how many palace maids he has mutilated like that? That's your brother, so you're a raccoon dog! It's just that you're hiding it so deeply, Tema's so deep that even I ......"
When she said the knot, she took a breath and scolded even louder: "Hmph! Things must rot internally, and then worms will be born, and the royal heirs of Jin Liangguo are some shameless people who do this, and if they don't wait for the black magpie country to do it, they will be finished first! ”
Her voice was trembling, except for the pain in her foot, her heart hurt even more, and she didn't know why she was so angry.
Zun frowned and was silent, and Tianji Lao Dao applauded: "This little guy is so eloquent!" I said, if you don't follow me, there is a lack of a welcoming fairy child in the pass. ”
"Your Highness, this slave and maid have made great rebellious words, they must not be kept, they must be killed!" Cao Bingkun said angrily.
Their subordinates all nodded, just waiting for Lord Liang's order.
"Where did this rat trap come from?" Zun asked about the heavenly machine.
Tianji coquettishly behaved like a disciple in front of his apprentice: "Isn't this nonsense? This row of warehouses in the dining room has been making rats for the past few days, so a mousetrap has been installed here! ”
"Then why do you have a bottle in the dining room?"
"That's because of me...... I thought that if the rats came in and escaped the rat trap, maybe they would open it out of curiosity and see what it was...... Then, there will be no rats in this palace for ten years! ”
"Die! Can the rat unscrew the bottle on its own? ”
"Isn't that obvious? It's unscrewed! "The old way of heaven is always reasonable.
Zun scolded, turned back to the water fish and said, "Fish, can you let me see your feet?" ”
His affectionate call, Shuiyu's eyes instantly moistened, originally she was going to take the hidden poison, and she would not be humiliated by this "demon", but I don't know why, as soon as I saw that his sincere eyes were still mixed with a little distress, she nodded silently.
The strings are always a little loose, and he goes over and picks up the injured fish: do you hear that? It's not what you think, and besides, you're jumping up and down all the way, blocking left and right, claiming to be the apprentice of the thief Sikong Totori, that person can't even dodge a mouse trap?
Shuiyu also heard that it was a misunderstanding, and gritted his teeth angrily while hugging his neck: "Hmph! Sikong Totori himself came, and when he smelled the smell of hell, he would be caught in the meat and vegetables he vomited! ”
"Hey! The famous thief Tottori doesn't just open a bottle of unknown origin and smell it, and he doesn't make such a low-level mistake. You're not his apprentice at all, you're just a fool! "The old man screamed.
"Your Royal Highness, she is clearly a spy of the enemy country, the minister sees, it is better to hand her over to the minister and bury her on the spot."
What he said just now is enough to cut off his head a few times, and the more Cao Bingkun thinks about it, the more angry he becomes!
"Hey! Stop it! Even if this little guy has bad intentions and once tried to assassinate our Highness, I think this sentence is heavy enough, and it would be too much to bury you alive. ”
The old way of Tianji is always against others, so he has to beat himself.
"Does it hurt?" Zun held a ball of warm fragrant nephrite in his arms, and asked with a little pity.
"Humph! A little...... It doesn't hurt, hiss...... Why don't you try it another day? ”
Zun finally understands who this little girl looks like, Tianji is old!
Holding her horizontally, an internal guard had already cautiously come over to get the mouse trap, but the ingenuity of that thing was unusual, not to mention, the feet of this little inner prisoner were snow-white and pink, and the round toenails were also coated with scarlet gold powder danko, he had never seen such beautiful feet in his life, sweating profusely, in a hurry, and the more he dismantled it, the tighter and tighter it became, as if it was about to detonate the latest earth-shattering thunder......
The fish leaned on Zun's arms and cried out in pain, and Zun scolded: "You go down! Cao Bingkun: Come here! ”
Okay, Cao Bingkun thought to himself, this spy, he can't kill it, he still has to hold his feet now, if his tigress wife knows, he will have to suffer her embroidered shoes again.
He thought about it, and took the silver hairpin from the girl's hand, and there seemed to be a keyhole in the middle of the mechanism.
Although his hands are rough, he is extremely agile and has a cool head, otherwise he would not have become a sharpshooter. Even in the face of the beautiful feet of mutton fat jade, even if he heard the sound of such ecstasy and delicate pain, he slowly unraveled a little bit of that exquisite mechanism, he could see that this was not a mouse trap at all, maybe it was a hidden weapon randomly placed by the guards in the palace, otherwise would the mouse be able to use such a complicated mechanism?