Chapter 18: Nine Returns to Hell
As soon as I opened my mouth, the ghost was obviously stunned, and when I mentioned the name of Wan Lao Xian, the ghost suddenly floated far away, hiding behind the curtain of the balcony and looking at me in disbelief. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
I'm also surprised, what is the origin of this old immortal? Is it so good to mention him by name? I asked the White Lotus in my heart.
The White Lotus told me, "Anyone who wants to die and attain the Tao will be sent to the Nine Anti-Hell to practice with this Ten Thousand Old Immortals. Wan Lao Xian guards the Nine Anti-Hell and never goes out, no matter how high the breeze is, he is a disciple of Wan Lao Xian, do you say Wan Lao Xian is powerful? ”
"As for him," White Lotus pointed to the ghost standing in front of me: "The wild road he cultivated, not to mention the Nine Anti-Hell, even the city of vain death doesn't want him!" I don't know how to use the aura between heaven and earth to practice, I don't know what the essence of heaven and earth aura is the sun and moon, just with a lot of anger, he has become a demon, he can't further practice without absorbing people's yang energy, and he is about to suffer, not only the ghost is almost trying to catch him, the sky can't tolerate him, he will be thundered if he goes further, he can survive he can continue to cultivate, and if he can't survive, it will be completely finished, so he will catch women and do things that are stubborn, and get a ghost fetus, so that even if he can't pass the thunder tribulation, at least he doesn't have to be destroyed! ”
So that's the case, I just think how deep he is, it turns out that he is a ruffian at best! When that ghost saw that I mentioned Wan Lao Xian, he was not as arrogant as before, and his eyes were no longer disdainful when he looked at me, but even so, that ghost still didn't have the slightest respect for me, and said to me with a sneer: "Hmph, what if you know the Immortal Ancestor?" Can you please move his old man with this little bit of Taoism? Can you see him? ”
Without waiting for me to speak, the white lotus was a little angry, sat down and folded a stick of incense from the sect leader, and lit it directly, as soon as the green smoke came out, Bai Shoushan walked down from the hall list, and went straight to the ghost, the ghost seemed to have been immobilized by the spell, I saw that his face was terrified, and he couldn't say anything in his mouth, Bai Shoushan walked over and grabbed him without much effort, and pressed him directly into the hall, the old lady Bai sat in the white mansion, Bai Shoushan threw the ghost in front of the old lady Bai, and the ghost just wanted to get up from the ground, and the two immortals of the Bai family walked over, and pressed him to the ground.
Old Lady Bai sneered: "If I want to cure you, I have a way, go and invite Wan Lao Xian, and he will not give me face." You dare to argue with me that you can't even enter the dead city? Are you really going to take you without a trick? ”
Old Lady Bai's tone changed sharply, and she ordered the two immortals who were pressing that ghost to escort him out of the camp and hand him over to his younger brother. The two immortals of Baitang escorted the ghost in front of me, I crossed Erlang's legs, and said to him proudly in my heart: "I can't do it, to say a shameless word, I have a backstage, I have a backer, I kill you as if I was playing, I don't remember cause and effect, I'm fine, what can you do to me?" You are arrogant, okay, you have to have that arrogant ability, from the moment you enter the house, I look at you unpleasantly, you still kick your nose in the face, you really don't use me as a dish? To put it mildly, you raise your eyes and look at my camp, and you weigh what you are in front of me! ”
The immortals in the camp really cooperated with me, as soon as my voice fell, the immortals in the camp showed their figures, and they all wore helmets and armor, holding blades, the ghost saw that he trembled, kept kowtowing, and begged for mercy again and again: "The immortal spares my life, I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, I don't know the true immortal." I have been practicing for 480 years, and I am about to reach the limit, without the guidance of the teacher, the catastrophe is about to come, and I have no choice but to arrest this woman, in vain to try to get married and be a beautiful family, I have become attached to this woman, and I hope that the immortals will come to fulfill it! ”
"You graduated from high school, right? It's a set of things! I turned around and asked the two immortals of the Bai family: "Two generals, can our hall camp solve this matter?" I pointed to the little girl sitting across from me, "Will you have a painless abortion?" ”
One of the immortals, Bai Laosan, arched his hand to me and said, "It's simple, just prepare the things we need, and we'll take care of it!" ”
"What do you need?" I asked. "Does the painless abortion machine wreath shop give paste?"
Bai Laosan ignored me, bowed to the hall, a gold-edged red paper flew into his hand, he handed me the paper, I took it and took a look,! What is this? I looked at Bai Laosan suspiciously, and Bai Laosan said to me: "Each immortal in our hall has different cultivation skills, so the same goes for the items needed, you just need to prepare according to the list written, so that we can cast spells with this, except for the bane!" ”
I nodded and said to the couple, "Your daughter's illness is not very good!" ”
The aunt obviously misunderstood what I meant, and said to me very happily: "Master, as long as you can cure my daughter, no matter how much money you have!" "This rich and generous, Wang Qian spent more than 2,000 to treat the demons at the beginning, although it has been so many years, it is said that the price has risen, but thinking about the admonition of the old lady Bai, I still have a little moderation, there is no lion to open his mouth, to be honest, I am already content to earn two hundred a day!
I shook my head and told her, "It's not about money!" I need something, you go and prepare, prepare it for me in three days, and I can remove the ghost fetus from your daughter's belly without hurting her! If it's too late, the consequences will be unimaginable! If you don't believe me, you can go to someone else's house! ”
The aunt immediately said to me: "No, no, no, I can trust Master Lan, in fact, Master Lan told me, saying that you can cure my daughter's problem, so I will come to you directly!" It doesn't matter how much money you say, as long as you can cure my daughter, I will do whatever it costs! ”
I emphasized again: "It's not about money, you have already pressed the court, and I collect money to do things, which is justified!" I can't go on and on, can I? Then you take notes, you go buy something, remember, don't want the best, want the cheapest, throw it away when it's finished, you can't keep it, it's a waste of good purchases! ”
When the aunt heard me say this, she agreed repeatedly, took the pen and paper I handed her, and was ready to write. I looked at the list in my hand that only I could see, and repeated it sentence by sentence: "Three coins of red wood, one or two grass river carts, seven red dates, twenty-one coins, three feet three feet of blue cloth on a red background, two and a half feet of cloth for red flowers on a blue background, and a piece of red cloth one foot square is edged with gold thread...... "I said a total of more than twenty kinds, and in the end I couldn't say it anymore, the more I said in my heart, the more I beat the drums, and people treated Wang Qian with a pool charm to solve it, how could there be so many strange things?"
The aunt remembered very seriously, if there was anything she didn't know, she asked me, so I told her about where it was sold, and the aunt carefully wrote down the location next to the thing, and then carefully folded it into her bag and asked me, "Master, if I can buy all these things in the afternoon, when can we cure my daughter?" ”
I glanced at Bai Laosan, and he immediately said, "Everything is ready, it only takes one night!" ”
"If you can buy all the things, then send them to me tonight, and I'll treat your girl tonight!" Actually, I don't know what they're asking for.
The aunt pulled her girl to get up and say goodbye, and the little girl suddenly said "huh", and then said to her mother: "Mom, he doesn't seem to be in front of me anymore, I'm not afraid!" ”
When her mother heard the little girl say this, she was a little excited, and hurriedly asked me what was going on.
What else could it be? The ghost is still kneeling on the ground! I was surprised that the little girl's feeling was quite accurate, and just wanted to praise her a few words, Bai Laosan sighed on the side, "Blind girl, this cure has also damaged Yangshou!" ”
I asked Bai Laosan in surprise what was going on, and he said: "This little girl not only let this immoral thing suck yang qi, but even the ghost fetus in her belly followed to suck yang shou together, two times, this little girl has actually stepped on the yin and yang realm with one foot, otherwise she can feel so keen!" How can a normal person feel this way! ”
When I think about it, the most I get goosebumps when I have something to do! I sighed secretly in my heart, and pretended that nothing happened, and said to the little girl and her mother with a smile: "Don't worry, your daughter is quite accurate, that ghost is pressing me down now, and I can't run out to pester your daughter!" Your daughter will be fine now as long as she disposes of the ghost fetus in her belly! Hurry up and go shopping, don't toss your daughter when you deliver things at night, let her stay at home! Just send it to me! ”
The aunt left with a thousand thanks, and when she was about to go out, she said to me: "Master, I have prepared everything for you in the afternoon, you must do it for me, I will definitely not lose our immortal family!" ”
I just wanted to be polite, and suddenly remembered what Mrs. Bai told me about wearing red, I said to the aunt: "Auntie, there is such a thing, I will say hello to you in advance, if I give you this matter to you neatly, your daughter is so good that she is like a normal person, her neck is not hard, her back is not caty, she is not afraid, and she is not dreaming, you buy me a seven-foot red cloth, and I will wear a big red cloth for my family!" ”
The aunt thought that I was going to open my mouth, but when she heard me say this, she answered and took her girl with her. In fact, I still have something to say, because I can't wipe my face, it's three days back to the incense and seven days to back the incense, I don't want her money, the main thing is the rules, there is no neat and tidy I have to give her a neat and tidy one, that is, the customer return visit, it is the after-sales inside, and then let's talk about it!
Seeing them off, it was almost noon, I took out my mobile phone and called Sister Zhang, why didn't I go in the morning, and no one ignored me?
The phone rang twice, and Sister Zhang picked it up, and as soon as I wanted to speak, Sister Zhang said to me coldly: "Qiu Tian, do you want to do it?" If you don't want to do it, say it early, ask for leave for three days, and don't come for two days, you think this is your home? You ......"
I hung up the phone with a "snap" and ate gunpowder? It's wrong for me not to go, you have to give me a chance to speak, what if something happens to me? Anyway, I don't want to do it, I still have to go to Weihai with Feng Xue after dealing with this matter, can the factory give me leave at that time?
Sister Zhang probably didn't expect me to hang up the phone, and soon she called over, this time without waiting for her to speak, I picked up and yelled at the phone: "Lao Tzu is gone!" Bye-bye! "Smack! Let her continue to be depressed!
(Thank you [Please call me little pure] sister [s fat cat s] brother [book friend 130613021412669] brother for rewarding and urging changes, eternity has a little conflict with someone today, I'm sorry, I'll try to adjust!) Ha ha! It is estimated that this book is about to enter the cold palace! )