Chapter 81: More wronged than Dou E
Hao Qiang really never expected Zhong Xiuer to come to such a hand, and now that he is even in the headlines, he also admitted it in front of the live audience, so he can't clear his grievances no matter what. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
It should be snowing right now, as a way to prove that he is more wronged than Dou E.
Just when the two women couldn't figure out the situation, Hao Qiang screamed and rushed out.
It didn't take long for Hao Qiang to retreat with his hands raised in a gesture of surrender, because the exit of the alley was blocked by a black-haired girl with two ponytails.
The girl wore a bright red cardigan sweater, black skinny jeans and red ankle boots, showing off her slender and vulnerable figure.
The girl has a beautiful face, and her skin is as white as pearls, but because she has a waterfall-like oblique bangs on her forehead, which completely covers her left eye, she looks a little grotesque and non-mainstream.
But the girl's right eye is a scarlet pupil, and her eyes are matched with soft lips, which seems to have a devilish attraction.
This will give a very special feeling, and even seeing the girl in the middle of a bustling crowd will leave a deep impression.
Hao Qiang judged the identity of the girl in only 0.01 seconds, and he didn't even have to look at her face, Gain's hairstyle was also unique among the two-dimensional cute girls.
When Wang and Xu Hui saw Hao Qiang retreating back, they didn't know what Hao Qiang was doing, but soon they also saw the girl blocking the exit of the alley, and they were even more confused.
Hao Qiang, a kid who is not afraid of heaven and earth, will also be scared away?
Of course, Hao Qiang was not frightened, but he suddenly met a two-dimensional cute girl, which made him not know how to face it, after all, his current identity is already toxic.
And the most important thing is that this two-dimensional cute girl is also poisonous!
"Ahh I actually met Mr. Perverted Maniac here.,Kurumi really feels very honored.ć Kurumi Tokizaki said in a slightly narrow tone, and slowly moved into the alleyway.
"Oh, who should I be, it turned out to be the third sister, I almost thought you were a plainclothes policeman who came to arrest me."
Hao Qiang scratched his head and pretended to be stunned, but his eyes were firmly fixed on Crazy Three, because Crazy Three should be the strongest of the two-dimensional cute girls he had encountered so far.
The ability to control time is really against the sky, although the cost is quite large.
"That's pretty much the same, because I'm here to get you, too." Kurumi Tokizaki said with a smile.
Hao Qiang knew that there was no other reason for the second yuan Meng Mei to find him, so he made a look of horror on a whim and said: "Mad San, have you found out that I am the reincarnation of Wuhe Shidao?" Want to renew your relationship with me? ā
Tokizaki Kurumi's face suddenly became stunned, and he didn't understand what this was about.
"You say you're a scholar? Oh, and even if it was? Kurumi's mood didn't fluctuate at all, and his tone was still very funny.
Hao Qiang also knows that the memory of these two-dimensional cute girls about the male protagonist has been weakened, but he doesn't want to be the male protagonist in the heart of the two-dimensional cute girl.
It's just used as an opening statement, and besides, he can swear by the brawnties that he is far superior to the male protagonist of any anime in terms of shamelessness.
"Oh my God, you don't even have feelings for me anymore, don't you remember the joke I told you about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?" Hao Qiang pretended to be sad and indignant, like an unlucky person abandoned by the goddess.
Shi Qi Kuzo thought for a while, and said in a flat tone: "I remember this, Shidao once said that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, no matter how many years of rain, will not forget each other. What do you mean...... No matter how many years it rains, I will never forget you?
I haven't forgotten Shidao-san, it's just that in this world, I don't need to kill the original elves, and I don't need to use the twelve bullets, so naturally I don't need to deliberately approach Shidao-san. ā
Hao Qiang's expression was stunned, Mad San's explanation really made sense, it seems that the manhole cover young man's modification of his memory is really a blind cat hitting a dead mouse, and the reason is very sufficient.
Hao Qiang shook his head vigorously and sighed: "Alas, Crazy San, your memory is really wrong, the Cowherd and Weaver Girl I told you is by no means so simple." First of all, you have to know what kind of background the mythical story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is, it is a world of cultivating immortals, there is a Tao is a day in the sky, a year in the world, the Weaver Girl meets the Cowherd on July 7 every year, what does this mean?
This means that the Weaver Girl can dress up beautifully every day to meet the Cowherd and the child, but the Cowherd can only see the Weaver Girl once a year.
What will happen when I meet the Weaver Girl, do you need me to elaborate? Do you think the rain falls on July 7 every year because of the weather? That's the Weaver Girl's...... Well, that's all I can tell you. ā
Shizaki Kurumi listened to Hao Qiang's words, and felt that there was an unusual meaning in the words, but he didn't understand it for a while.
And the king is also in a state of confusion, I don't know what Hao Qiang wants to express, doesn't the rain represent the tears of the Weaver Girl? Do you need to be so mysterious?
The first to react was naturally Xu Hui, the owner of the adult product store and the female anchor of the Internet celebrity, who knew very well what Hao Qiang wanted to express.
The Cowherd has been in drought for a long time and has been naturally vigorous to the extreme, and the Weaver Girl, as a goddess, belongs to the enhanced version of the cultivated land, and the soil is fertile and juicy, so it has become the reason for the rain. It actually has nothing to do with the tears of the Weaver Girl, since the Weaver Girl can see the Cowherd every day, why cry?
This explanation made Xu Hui have to be convinced, she was very suspicious that what she had seen before was a fake story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
Seeing that Shi Qi didn't react for a while, Hao Qiang asked the old driver Xu Hui to explain to the two girls.
Then, both the Kurumi and the king were shocked by its meaning, although it was vulgar, but I have to admit that this explanation is very reasonable.
"Ahaha, in fact, the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is an adult story that cannot be described in detail at the beginning, if it weren't for the Cowherd taking the opportunity to steal the Weaver Girl's clothes, and then taking the opportunity to push it, how could a Cowherd and a Weaver Girl give birth to a child for him? So no matter how beautiful the story is, there is a dark side, but it is hidden. ā
Hao Qiang took the opportunity to publish a summary, but failed to divert Kurumi's attention.
"And then, what else do you want to express? Say it all! Kurumi Tokizaki's eyes became more and more playful.
"Well, I'm probably a fake Shidao." Hao Qiang said with a twitch of his eyebrows.
"I don't think you're really a scholar, so Mr. Perverted Demon, did you take the initiative to go with me, or did I take you by force?"
Kurumi Shizaki's eyes gradually sharpened, as if he was about to burst his clothes and transform.
Hao Qiang stretched out his right index finger and shook it constantly, and said slowly: "Third sister, I think there should be a third choice, such as making you my woman." ā