Laughing and laughing, Jade Foot continued to rub on Erdan's face, "Don't think about it, I'm just playing with you. You see, it's so hard for you to massage my feet, so I'm going to give you a massage too. If you want to avoid nosebleeds, you can focus on massaging my feet, peeking at the girl's skirt - the scenery is not a good comrade. ”

The sister-in-law is open like this, it can be said that Erdan has gone for eight lifetimes of good luck and enjoyed the blessings, or it can be said that he has gone for eight lifetimes of bad luck, because the consequences of being slightly discovered are unimaginable.

In order to prevent a slight sudden appearance, Erdan erdan erected the pinna. As long as he walked over with a slight step, he could not escape his sensitive hearing.

Erdan stretched out his two big hands in front of Xiaoxiao, and said in a very strict tone: "Xiaoxiao, do you see my hands?" ”

"I'm not blind, how can I not see it. But your hands are so poorly maintained that they are like old man's hands. Look at my hands. smiled cutely, and spread his hands in front of Erdan as he spoke, "Isn't it much whiter and more tender than yours?" The hand is a woman's second face, and it needs to be maintained. For the sake of your massage, I'll teach you how to take care of your hands. It is best to wash your hands with lukewarm water and apply hand cream......"

Xiaoxiao's words were interrupted by Erdan, and he then said in a stern tone: "These hands of mine have saved many people, but they have killed many people. I've killed too many people, and I killed at least a thousand people last night alone. ”

Erdan is too "modest", where did he kill thousands of people yesterday, is it good to have tens of thousands of people, more than the king of Yama, more Satan than Satan.

Speaking of which, the second egg was silent, blaming himself in his heart, blaming himself for coming this way, staining his hands with blood and taking too many lives.

Xiaoxiao was stunned for two seconds, and suddenly burst into laughter, and Hua Zhi trembled: "Li Erdan, you are so evil." I don't think you killed thousands of people last night, you should have hundreds of millions of people, or even billions. ”

Erdan shook his head, "No, at most, at most, at most 10,000 people." ”

"Then you're not normal." Xiaoxiao immediately said, already about to laugh, "Li Erdan, are you infertile?" Is any of your girlfriends pregnant? ”

Song Xiaoxiao children's shoes, how evil! In comparison, Li Erdan looks like an innocent little boy.

The words of the smile were too "profound", and it took ten seconds for the direct guide zhì Erdan to recall.

"Xiaoxiao, I'm not joking with you, I've killed a lot of people with my hands." Two eggs.

"You know, it adds up to at least 10 billion people. You're all killers, I know. "Laugh.

"Damn, why can't I make sense of you." Erdan suddenly felt helpless, and felt that the sister-in-law was too strong and too girly, "I started killing people when I was fourteen years old, and I came to Jiangdong City from Xiaoli Village that year, and I was a little beggar. The first one I killed was a gang leader in Koto City. The second one I killed was a politician in Toyo, and the third ......"

"Liang Haoyu's family should also be counted, right?" Laugh and laugh.

"Who did you listen to?" Erdan, stunned for a moment, was led away by the nose with a smile.

"I guess not so much. Li Erdan, I know that you have killed people, killed many, many people, but you stupidly told me this, what do you want to express? Smiled, questioning tone.

"Knowing that I've killed so many people, aren't you afraid?" Two eggs.

"Afraid? Why be afraid? He smiled, his eyes widened, and his expression was puzzled.

"I've killed people, I've killed people, why aren't you afraid? Killing someone shows that I am ruthless, it shows that my heart is like a snake and scorpion, and it shows that I ......"

Xiaoxiao suddenly burst out laughing, and there was another trembling of flowers, and because he was too excited, he kicked his feet forward, and then Erdan sat on the ground. Almost at the same time, Xiaoxiao stopped laughing, but screamed, "Oops, it hurts me, it hurts me." Li Erdan, you pay me for my feet! ……”

The smiling foot is not good yet, and if you kick the second egg, you deserve the pain, which is called karma.

Li Erdan, who "kills people without blinking", was kicked down by a powerless little girl, and no one believed it! Erdan's intention to say this is to make Xiaoxiao afraid of him, so it can be said that it is good intentions to alienate him instead of falling in love with him, but the effect has not been achieved, and it is counterproductive.

I can't see the fear of Comrade Li Erdan from Xiaoxiao at all, if she can, it is not ruled out that she is willing to stage a "killer's fairy tale" with Erdan.

Next, Erdan's cousin Xiàn was even more shocking, he sat up quickly, leaned in front of Xiaoxiao and picked up her injured foot, and said distressedly: "Don't let you kick around, don't listen." Now I know it hurts! ”

Xiaoxiao suddenly quieted down, and tears flowed down her eyes aggrievedly, "It's all your fault." If you don't laugh, I won't kick you. If I don't kick you, it won't be. ”

Erdan said while injecting true qi into Xiaoxiao's feet to relieve the pain: "Auntie, I didn't joke with you, I'm serious." I wondered, why aren't you afraid of someone who has killed someone? This doesn't make sense! No matter how violent a woman is, she will be afraid of a man who has killed someone. ”

"Then do you want to know why I'm not afraid?" Laugh and laugh.

"If you want to know, you can say it."

"First, you're a good person, and second, you're handsome. You still want to scare people, dream! ”

Erdan smiled bitterly and calmed down, "Damn, it's also a sin to be handsome." Xiaoxiao, to be honest, do you like me? ”

"What do I like about you, and what about not you?"

"Like me, you're making a big mistake. Don't like me, best. To tell you the truth, I, Li Erdan, am not a good person, and even I hate myself a little. Erdan said strictly, and changed his words as he spoke, "The massage is done, and then I will give you acupuncture." It may hurt a little, but you have to endure it. ”

"Well, acupuncture. I couldn't help it. "Laugh.

"Song Xiaoxiao, you haven't answered my question yet. Don't be sloppy! ”

Xiaoxiao's two big round eyes turned around and said, "Your words make it difficult for me to answer." I have a good impression of you, but I don't like it, I treat you as a male girlfriend, oh no, it should be a buddy. Yes, it's buddy, good buddy, I treat you like a good buddy. Oh, you can rest assured, if a girl doesn't lack heart, how can she find a big radish as a boyfriend. Anyway, I don't lack a heart and an eye. ”

From now on, Erdan has a female buddy, sister-in-law Song Xiaoxiao.