Walking out of the distance, Lu Lecai turned around and shouted at the naked Lu Haodong: "Put on your pants, my brother doesn't have a habit of going through the back door." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Lu Haodong was amnesty, and hurriedly lifted his pants. When he was about to tie his trouser belt, the bird suddenly felt a hot pain, like a soft little insect wriggling, it didn't matter, the pain and itching made him almost castrate himself on the spot.

This kid has been taught repeatedly, how can he not give him a longer memory? Everyone didn't notice that after Lu Le took off his pants, he picked up a fallen leaf on the ground and threw it into his crotch along with a caterpillar on it.

This colorful, hairy little worm, in the countryside has a common name called "hairy spicy", each hair is stained with toxins, next to the skin is itchy and unbearable, now a whole piece is sandwiched in his crotch, there is the most sensitive place for people, the sour taste can be imagined.

Lu Haodong's pants that he had just lifted quickly faded down, and as soon as he looked down, he saw the wriggling caterpillar in the middle of the pants, and his words were even more red and swollen, like an expired Taiwanese hot dog intestine.

"Lu Le! I'm not done with you! ”

Lu Haodong didn't wear pants anymore, and ran to school with a bird, crying and shouting along the way.

……

Early in the morning of Sunday, Lu Le, Lao Niu and the little fairy took a ride back to the village.

In the village branch compound, tables, chairs and benches have been prepared, and in addition to Liu Dagang, the village party secretary, and Yang Rui, the mayor, there are several leaders who don't know each other. In this battle, there is really a posture to negotiate.

Mayor Yang's seat is in the middle, it seems that he is the biggest official among the leaders present, and Lu Le is a little relieved in his heart.

"Hello Uncle Yang!"

Lu Le greeted him with a smile from afar, although he recommended me to go to college just to catch ghosts and eliminate monsters, but it can be regarded as a favor to me, even if I am not sycophant, the necessary polite words should still be said.

"Hello, hello!"

Mayor Yang also quickly stood up and waved at him. Liu Dagang on the side ran away with his daughter-in-law, crying with a sad face, seeing that Lu Le didn't even lift his eyelids.

The bigger the official is, the smaller the shelf, and the most jumpy ones are often those small fish and shrimp. You put your score, brother is too lazy to bird you!

Lu Le and the three of them sat down straight, and there were several unknown leaders around them who were left to dry by themselves, so they had to hurry up to say hello, they all had a certain right to speak if they could sit here, except for Liu Dagang, no one could be offended.

Lu Le smiled humbly and asked Yang Rui, "Uncle Yang, don't you know what to call these leaders?" ”

"Oh," Yang Rui patted his head and said, "You see I forgot to introduce it." He pointed to the man on his left, who was half-bald and in his fifties and wore a police uniform, and said, "This is Director Yao of the Municipal Prison Administration." The one on the right is Director Chen of the Municipal Land Bureau. ”

And Lu Le, the director of the Finance Bureau, didn't remember clearly, the leaders of several major departments came, it seems that this matter is really not simple, Lu Le hurriedly shook hands one by one and said hello.

Seeing that Mayor Yang was extremely polite to this young man, several other directors were not easy to refute his face, and they all behaved politely.

Liu Dagang, who was sitting on the edge and was about to get cold, was very unhappy, I thought you had a request for me this time, so you should always be soft, right? But Lu Le just didn't buy it, and ignored him.

"Xiaole, why did you go to college for a few days or still have this virtue? Everyone is called Mayor Yang, but your uncle is long and your uncle is short, what is the close? ”

Liu Dagang's dead sissy cannon was full of gunpowder as soon as he opened his mouth, not only venting his dissatisfaction, but also dividing the relationship between Lu Le and Yang Rui, and his vicious intentions can be seen.

The little fairy smiled indifferently and replied, "Lele and Xiaofei are classmates, what's wrong with her calling uncle?" The leaders of the people are all far-sighted, and the head of your village knows the shortcomings of the parents all day long, and I don't think your virtue is very good! ”

Mayor Yang nodded again and again, and praised the little fairy: "This girl is right, we are the servants of the people for the people, but we are not here to find fault with the people." ”

Liu Dagang's face was red and white for a while, and he couldn't squeeze out a fart for a long time. Every time he went against Lu Le, he didn't end well, but he was still happy to fight-for-tat, saying that he still looked down on Lu Le, a poor orphan, and couldn't see him getting better and better.

The little fairy's trick was really ruthless enough, looking at Liu Dagang's embarrassment, Lu Le whispered softly in her ear: "Daughter-in-law, you really have you!" ”

The corners of the little fairy's mouth raised, and she squeezed her eyes at him with a smile, and her playful appearance was particularly attractive. Lu Le was happy in his heart, thinking that I had done so many good things in my previous life, and I could meet such a good girl in this life?

Mayor Yang took out a few documents from the table and looked at them, and then asked Lu Le with a pleasant face: "The construction period of the new detention center is very tight, so I and several bureau chiefs want to sign this land contract as soon as possible on our rest days. By the way, Lu Le, do you have any requirements? ”

"I don't have any requirements, but the most important thing is to cooperate with the construction of the country. As for how to compensate the country, there are standards, and I don't embarrass the leaders, but I have planted a lot of wild ginseng in my field......"

Speaking of this, Lu Le deliberately paused. The policy is that the dead are alive, and there will be no good end to working with the leaders. But his own vested interests still have to be safeguarded, so he pays special attention to strategy when speaking at this time.

Liu Dagang faintly popped up two words on the side: "Hypocrisy." ”

It wasn't loud, but everyone sat around and everyone must have heard it.

"Koyanagi, that's what's wrong with you." Mayor Yang glanced at him expressionlessly and said, "I think Lu Le, this kid is quite truthful!" ”

Liu Dagang looked aggrieved, and quickly explained: "Mayor, don't you know what to plant and not to raise in this broken land in our village. Lu Le said that he had planted so many wild ginseng, wasn't it obvious that he was slandering. This is called entrapment of the country......"

The little fairy really wanted to squirt him to death with a sip of salt soda, and when she was about to refute, Lu Le gently pulled her wrist. This kind of thing can't always let women come out, as a man, you have to be tough at a critical moment.

"Secretary Liu, you sent the contract to my house, and Mayor Yang personally signed and agreed to it, why did it become me to harm the country? The contract period is 30 years, and I don't plan to sell this land at all. Besides, that wild ginseng was not planted by my brother in the past two days! You said that this land was confiscated, and the wild ginseng I planted had climbed vines, why don't you go and take a look? ”

Lu Le poured out all the words in his heart in one go, Mayor Yang was afraid that the negotiation would be so yellow, and he scolded Liu Dagang, and he used all the narrow-mindedness and subjectivism.