I saw that Feng Xue was holding back her anger and leading me out of the barbershop. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info didn't talk to me with a gloomy face all the way, I think it's good, I have a good brain shape, just after shaving, someone took the initiative to come up to me and say: "Ah, you look like Zhang Weijian!" ”

It is estimated that Feng Xue wanted to stimulate Sister Braids again, so she called Sister Braids in the car and asked her where she was. Sister Braids said that she had just gotten the incense burner and was about to go back, Feng Xue told Sister Braid: "You wait for me there for ten minutes, and I will pick you up!" ”

Feng Xue told me that the ticket is at seven o'clock, and I will pick up my pigtail sister in a while, pack it and go to the airport. I'm getting tired of waiting, let's go, I don't know what will happen to me if I stay any longer.

Taking advantage of Sister Braid's absence, I asked Feng Xue: "Sister, tell me the specific situation, the source I got is wrong!" What are we going to do in Weihai, Wang Ding told me! ”

"Wang Ding?" Feng Xue was surprised: "He knows what a fart!" What did he tell you? ”

"Don't care what he says, now I don't want to deal with him, just tell me what we're going to do!" I said.

"Mr. Wu's son is crazy, and he went to the hospital to check if there was anything wrong with it. So he suspected that it was something in this regard, and he didn't look for anyone to see it, but he didn't find out the clue! I also checked it once, and it turned out to be too messy, and the boss believed too much in this aspect, and invited a bunch of messy true gods and false ghosts, and when you see you, you'll know, his house is lively! Feng Xue told me.

"Oh, what villa did Wang Ding tell me, I thought it was a feng shui problem!" I muttered to myself.

Feng Xue's ears were sharp, and when she heard me babbling, she told me: "There is such a villa, and after the boss bought this villa, he offered all the things he invited in the villa, but within a month, his son went crazy!" I inquired about that villa through a friend, Feng Shui is no problem, there is no evil thing! ”

"Is there really a villa? So how did Wang Ding know? I asked Feng Xue in surprise: "What Wang Ding mentioned to me is that there is a problem with the villa!" ”

"Don't I say it, this boss who is a little famous has been found, maybe someone has also invited Wang Dingbei!" Feng Xue said to me absentmindedly: "Obviously, he hasn't done it well, otherwise he wouldn't have invited us to go!" ”

"Sister, you're welcome, it's you who was invited, and I'm going to study with you!" I'm still a little self-aware, no one Feng Xue, who knows who I am! She made me like this, probably because she was afraid of embarrassing her! But I'm curious, what does Sister Braids do? Why did you take her with you?

I told Feng Xue about the doubts in my heart, and Feng Xue smiled and told me: "Sister pigtail is walking with you!" ”

"Peers? It's also a great god, huh? I asked, "What about ...... Then what are you looking for me for! "Lan Fatzi she didn't bring it, she looked for me, and said that this time she was going to volunteer to work, since there are great gods, why do you take me with you?" Girl, or I won't go! You just go with Sister Braid! ”

Feng Xue said to me: "Who told you that she is a great god!" Aren't the two gods your companions? ”

Sister Pigtail is a helper? I couldn't turn around, "I don't need two gods to invite gods, with braided sisters...... What's the use? ”

Feng Xue smiled and said, "Sister Braids is my hair child, what if I can use it!" Her master is powerful, and there is no immortal family that can't be caught by her. Bringing a pigtailed sister is also just in case, in case you drop the chain, the pigtail sister can also play an auxiliary role! ”

I didn't squeak, I thought to myself, if I dropped the chain, I really wouldn't have to take this hall, the first thing I did was a mess, and if this thing was still bald, I would go back and give them a promotion!

After a few words, Feng Xue drove to a remote intersection, shook the phone, and the pigtailed sister ran out of the alley, carrying a monk's bag. With the vigorous exercise of Sister Braid, somewhere in her body was a little choppy. I was looking happy, and Sister Pigtail ran to the co-pilot's side and opened the door, shouting, "Damn!" ”

"Did you know that I specially prepared a monk's bag for you? Are you cooperating with me? Sister Braids touched my freshly shaved head and said, "I really didn't see it, you still have a star face after shaving your hair!" You go up and sit in the back! ”

I obediently got out of the car, sat in the back seat, and the pigtail sister threw the monk's bag to me, so heavy! I said, how can she run away! Thinking of what she just said, I excitedly asked Sister Braid: "Sister Braid, which star do you think I look like?" ”

"Guo Degang!" Sister Braids looked back at me again: "Damn, it's like a mold poured out!" ”

Feng Xue laughed "haha". Guo Degang is Guo Degang, but Feng Xue is not angry. Actually, that's what I really meant, I just can't get used to watching the little young ones on TV with their hair neat like a chicken coop or a big basket. I always feel that people like this are too frivolous. This social aesthetic is deformed, good old men have to be p-awl faces, and a body of tendon meat is not much more secure than a little white face? Especially if you take a few tears at forty-five degrees at every turn, please, it's okay for a girl to pretend to be Sister Lin, what kind of neurosis you guys pretend to be!

Feng Xue first drove the car downstairs to Sister Braid's house and asked her to go up to get something. When Sister Pigtail came down, she carried a mountaineering bag, opened the car door and threw it to me, I looked at the bulging mountaineering bag and asked Sister Braid: "Why do you bring so many things?" ”

Sister Braids gave me a blank look: "Who is like you!" Not professional at all! After speaking, he turned to Feng Xue again: "Xiaoxue, go directly to the airport!" ”

Feng Xue looked at the time, it was almost four o'clock, the plane was seven o'clock in the evening, and it would take an hour from the city to the airport.

I sat in the back boredly and opened the monk's bag prepared for me by my sister to see what was inside, a box of delicately packaged incense, which was expected. And something wrapped in newspaper, what?

I'll take it out and open it and take a look, I'll go! This...... This is an incense burner?

I patted Sister Braids on the shoulder and asked her, "Sister Braids, what is this?" ”

Feng Xue glanced in the rearview mirror and asked, "How much did you get it?" Don't tell it's the real thing! ”

Sister Braids told her: "I lack the heart and eyes, if I want to get the real thing, he has to give me money!" This doesn't cost much, just look at what it means! ”

I had a black line on my head and said to Feng Xue: "What are these bells and whistles!" ”

Sister Braids turned around and asked me, "Do you know what enamel is?" ”

I shook my head and handed over the item in my hand: "That's it, right?" ”

Sister Braids nodded, "It's just a fake, high imitation, as long as you pretend to be a little bit at that time, fake people won't be able to see it, but I think you're like this, people who use real people have to be fake!" ”

I checked this enamel incense burner, it's really not as strong as copper!

In addition to these two things, there are also two great sutras in the bag, one "Mahayana Myoho-renge-kyo" and one "The Great Buddha Crowning Lengyan Sutra", I asked Sister Braided what this means. Sister pigtails told me to pretend!

I'm getting more and more empty-hearted, how can they see that this means that they seem to be going to cheat?

When I arrived at the airport, I went to change the boarding pass, and then went to the restaurant with them to eat something.

Take-off on time at seven o'clock in the evening, on the plane Feng Xue reminded me to turn off my mobile phone, I took it out and showed it to her, she said: "You are too advanced!" ”

I know that her words must be from the bottom of my heart, just my mobile phone, let alone in the sky, there is no signal through the doorway! When you get on the plane, you automatically enter airplane mode!

I got off the plane at nine o'clock in the evening, when I went to pick up my braided sister's backpack, Feng Xue made a call, and when we went out, I saw a fat man who looked like Guo Degang than me, waving frantically at Feng Xue, Feng Xue shouted excitedly: "Brother Cat!" "Run straight to him, this title is really worthy of him, it looks like a beckoning cat!

Brother Mao shaved his head, his left arm was full of tattoos, although he was laughing, but the fierceness in his eyes could not be concealed, and the white lotus, who had been cultivating silently, was awakened, and reminded me in his heart: "This man's body is too evil, there is a Dharma protector, you be careful!" ”

Sure enough, it's not an ordinary person! No wonder Feng Xue was so excited to see him!

I got the reminder of the White Lotus, and stopped a few steps away from Brother Mao, Brother Mao glanced at me intentionally or unintentionally, the light in his eyes flashed, Feng Xue saw that Brother Mao noticed me, and turned around to introduce me: "Why are you standing so far away?" This is the cat brother, my buddy! Specially made the trip to pick us up! ”

Although Feng Xue spoke, I still stood still, nodded to Brother Cat from a distance, and shouted: "Brother Cat!" ”

Brother Mao didn't care, waved his hand at me, turned his head and shouted at Sister Braid: "Xiaomin, I haven't seen you for a few years, are you developing so well?" ”

Sister Braids didn't think it was angry at all, glanced at Brother Cat, stretched out her hand and punched him twice in the stomach: "I haven't seen you for a few years, but your belly is getting better and better, I think the handsome guys back then are about to become uncles!" ”

Feng Xue said on the side: "Don't stand here and talk, hurry up and arrange a place for us to live!" ”

Brother Mao took the shoulder bag that Feng Xue was carrying, put it on his shoulder, and waved his hand at me, "Let's go, brother!" I'll wash the dust for you! ”

I said why didn't they want to eat on the plane, it turned out that they kept their stomachs to eat seafood! It's not kind, so I have to ask for a two-foot-long lobster for Brother Cat, and they didn't even tell me!

Sure enough, Brother Cat took us directly to a big hotel that people can turn to as soon as they enter, the lobster is not two feet long, but it is enough for a table of people to eat, and Brother Cat at the dinner table strongly advises wine, beer I can, I don't measure liquor! Two or two cups, Brother Cat takes a sip of a cup, which is happier than me drinking beer.

Brother Cat himself was bored with drinking, I couldn't accompany a fierce general of this level, Sister Braids finally stopped being reserved, and toasted Brother Cat three times in a row, giving Brother Cat the same shape as Brother Owl, their eyes were round, and they were all glowing green, and said boldly: "Xiao Minxing, how did you practice this amount of wine?" I like people who can drink, after finishing Mr. Wu's business, you guys have to play for a few more days before leaving! Let's see if Brother Cat can entertain you! ”

It's over, Brother Cat is drinking!