Chapter 140: Lao Wan and Auntie

Wan Changfeng was quite embarrassed, although his body was strong, his hair was very fragile, if he hadn't reacted in time, it wouldn't have been as simple as scorching black.

"No problem next time, the first time I used modern kitchenware......"

Facts have proved that Wan Changfeng's craftsmanship is quite good, and the so-called "golden spoon" is not blowing.

Ten minutes later, Xiao Lori and Su Wanwan touched their bellies comfortably, squinted their eyes, and burped happily.

Even Ling Yu nodded slightly.

Wan Changfeng was very satisfied, he had completely substituted himself into the identity of an "old servant", and he had long forgotten that he was the master of a sect.

"When I was a child, my father asked me to inherit his small restaurant, and I hated it, so I went out on impulse...... Now I know that my love for cooking is no less than that of martial arts......" He couldn't help but fall into the memories of the past, sighing again and again.

However, Ling Yu and the others had no interest in his past deeds and stepped aside to talk about other things.

"Baba, why doesn't the old man eat it himself?" Little Lori expressed confusion, and the old man was staring at them all the time, motionless.

Ling Yu said casually: "Hmm, he doesn't need to eat, just absorb the essence of the sun and the moon." ”

After a warrior steps into the heavenly level, his body undergoes a qualitative change, similar to the photosynthesis of plants, which can absorb the light of the sun and the moon as a supplement to energy.

The corners of Su Wanwan's mouth twitched, and she said, "Xiao Lingyu, have you read too many fantasy novels?"

Ling Yu didn't answer.

Sighing, Su Wanwan asked again, "Xiao Lingyu, are you going to let him sleep with you?" ”

Ling Yu said indifferently: "Let him go to the top of the building in the open air, and inhale the moonlight by the way." ”

Su Wanwan: "......"

Aren't you afraid that the nursing home will come and cut you with a kitchen knife?

At this time, Wan Changfeng finally woke up from his long memories, wiped away the affectionate tears from the corners of his eyes, and coughed twice to try to attract everyone's attention.

After all, Su Wanwan was a kind-hearted girl, stepped forward and said softly, "Lao Wan, you can go to the kitchen and cook something to eat by yourself." Also, although I can't help it, I can't help it, you can always spend the night on the sofa, and I'll find a way to get a bed tomorrow. ”

Lao Wan waved his hand casually and smiled faintly, "It's okay, the old man just goes to the top floor in the open air, and by the way, he can absorb the moonlight and replenish his energy." ”

Su Wanwan: "......"

Return the old man......

This old man is afraid that Ling Yu was abducted from a mental hospital......

In the early morning of the next day, Su Wanwan was still immersed in a sweet dream, but suddenly heard a rapid knock on the door, accompanied by the shouts of the aunt of the neighborhood committee.

"Wanwan, open the door, open the door!"

"Xiao Lingyu, what do you want to do to your sister? Don't, we're sisters and brothers!" Su Wanwan woke up suddenly, "It turned out to be a dream, Bai was happy to ......"

She wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth, and echoed in her unfinished dream, slowly got up, squinted her hazy eyes, and went to open the door.

"Wanwan, I caught a sneaky old man on the top floor, and he said it was your old servant?"

Outside the door, the aunt of the neighborhood committee stared at Wan Changfeng with a vigilant face, holding his arm tightly with both hands, with an expression of fear that the thief would run away.

Su Wanwan blinked, looking confused, this old man really climbed to the top floor at night to absorb the moonlight?

Wan Changfeng frowned, forcibly suppressed the momentum in his body, and snorted coldly: "Old woman, the old man warns you, don't move your hands and feet, I don't like to beat women, but it doesn't mean that I don't beat women!"

The aunt of the neighborhood committee was not happy on the spot, her hands were crossed on her waist, and her disdainful gaze looked up and down on Wan Changfeng, "You bad old man, are you embarrassed to call me an old woman?

"The ants of the secular world dare to be so arrogant!" Wan Changfeng is also a dignified heaven-level martial artist, how can he be so humiliated, and he has to do it immediately.

Seeing that this was wrong, the aunt of the neighborhood committee instantly tilted her body, sat down directly, and began to shout, "The crazy old man has beaten people! The crazy old man has beaten people! Help......

The old woman has been sitting in the neighborhood committee for many years, what kind of person has never seen her, and she has long practiced the ability to make your face black and act when she sees that something is wrong.

As soon as she shouted like this, the surrounding neighbors were alarmed, and they came out to investigate the situation, and without hesitation, they pointed at Wan Changfeng and pointed at Wan Changfeng for accusations.

"How can you hit someone when you're so old?"

"Aunt Zhang is indeed a little underwhelmed, but don't really do it, just scare and scare. ”

“......”

Wan Changfeng was already stunned, looking at his hands, he felt inexplicable, "I obviously haven't exerted my strength yet, why did she fall, could it be ......?"

Poor Lao Wan, who knew the sinister nature of the world, was still pleased to think that the moonlight last night had a magical effect, which made his skills increase significantly overnight, and he actually laughed out loud.

The aunt of the neighborhood committee glared, this old guy still dares to laugh, he must add some more fierce material!

"Oh, my old waist, I'm afraid it's broken, how can I serve you in the future......"

Someone was full of black lines, pointing to the aunt of the neighborhood committee and saying, "Aunt Zhang, your waist is broken, why are you holding your stomach?"

"Huh?" The aunt of the neighborhood committee was slightly stunned, then coughed dryly twice, covered her waist and continued to howl.

Everyone also saw a clue, ignored it anymore, and gradually dispersed.

And at this moment, Ling Yu also came to the door with little Lori.

Little Lori's eyes lit up, as if she had seen her own kind.

Ling Yu beckoned and motioned for Wan Changfeng to come back.

Wan Changfeng glanced at the aunt of the neighborhood committee who was still showing, snorted coldly, and walked away.

Su Wanwan helped her up with a wry smile and explained, "Aunt Zhang, get up quickly, all this is a misunderstanding, Lao Wan is indeed my servant." ”

The aunt was suspicious and said, "Then he has nothing to do early in the morning, what is he doing jumping around like a happy rabbit?"

Jumping around like a happy rabbit......

Su Wanwan made up for her brain, if little Lori did this, she would still look cute and cute, but an old man of seventy or eighty years old......

Su Wanwan felt a chill for a while, and said a reason that even she didn't believe in herself, "That's Lao Wan's unique magic skill." ”

"Really?"

"Really!" This time it was Wan Changfeng who answered, and his indifferent voice was full of majesty, "With your knowledge, it's normal not to believe!"

Su Wanwan: "......"

Unexpectedly, the aunt of the neighborhood committee actually smiled and said: "I believe it! I believe it! We don't know each other, my name is Zhang Xiu, and your name is Lao Wan, right?"

Lao Wan snorted very coldly.

Subsequently, Zhang Xiu pulled Su Wanwan aside and whispered: "For Alzheimer's patients, you must coax, whatever he says in the future, it will be what it is." ”

Su Wanwan: "......"