Chapter Seventy-Nine: A Bleak Life
Chapter Seventy-Nine: A Bleak Life
Sitting on the beach, Kamijo Danma hung a pair of dead fish eyes and looked at Shiina Shiro, who was lying on a recliner drinking cold juice and playing with a game console under the parasol next to him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
In contrast, he only had a piece of cloth under his buttocks, and he suddenly felt so desolate.
"Anyway... Why do you have these things? ”
Uejo Dangma jumped up and pointed to Shiina Bai's recliner, juice, and game console, and looked at Shiina Bai with envy and hatred.
I want these things too, but there are no reclining chairs at all!
"Huh? Bring your own, of course. Shiina Bai said it as a matter of course.
"The question is, how do you bring these things! When we came together, there was nothing, so why did I change my swimsuit and change it all of a sudden? I feel like the style of painting is different! ”
Kamijo Danma came with Shiina Bai, and along the way, it was confirmed that Shiina Bai was the same as him, so he only carried a bag, and didn't take anything else.
So here's the question... How did all these things come about?
"Oh, that's all you want... I asked my dad to send these things to a helicopter, and I arrived earlier than we did, so it's normal that you didn't notice it. ”
"What a normal ghost! Let's just come out to avoid the limelight for two days, is it necessary! ”
Shangjo Dangma now only thinks that the world of local tyrants does not understand!
Look at the helicopters that people go out to play to help transport goods, and then look at the economic crisis at both ends of the three days, why is the gap between people so big!
"There are no deck chairs and no chilled juice when you come to the beach, what is the difference between this and salted fish!"
Shiina Haku unceremoniously refuted the previous article with his own outlook on life.
"Hey! Apologize to all the tourists in the world who come to the beach without deck chairs! Why did it somehow become a salted fish? No, no, no, why salted fish! ”
Regarding the cynical expression of Uejo Danma, Shiina Bai just pursed his lips and whispered: "Cut, I don't know how to enjoy... That's why you're a ......."
The corners of his mouth twitched, and Kamijo Dangma pointed to the same well-equipped Kaori next to Shiina Bai and asked, "So, what is her situation, why is she here too, and there is also a set... Same as you......"
Speaking of the same equipment, Kamijo Dangma hesitated, because the chaise longues, parasols and the like are all silver with a metallic luster, except that the style is the same as Shiina's white, no matter how you look at it.
"Hmm... Is this... Didn't your little nun come with her, she's in the same situation? ”
Shiina Bai also had a little headache as to why the disaster came, but she was looking forward to the peaceful resolution of this incident, and there should be no chaos, but now it seems a little dangerous.
Say that I have never experienced sea bathing, and this time I decided to come and try it, and I followed it with such a swagger, but it was invisible during the security check.
I just don't know what impact the fall of the angel will have on the disaster, so don't toss a big thing.
"Damn! Doesn't such a comparison seem like my life is very bleak, obviously we all came together. ”
Shangjo Dangma instantly turned into a defeated dog, looking at the beach under his ass decadently.
"Don't say that..."Shiina Bai kindly comforted Uejo Dangma: "Your life does sound bleak, don't say that you don't seem to be bleak..."
"Uhhhh
Just when Shangjo was listless, a petite figure appeared in front of him, blocking the scorching sun.
"When hemp."
Intix was wearing a white one-piece swimsuit, and the whole person looked particularly cute in the sunlight, and Kamijo couldn't help but blush a little.
In a trance, Kamijo Danma felt that his life was not as bumpy as Shiina Bai said, isn't this a benefit.
"I picked up a cute hat, which is quite a gift for Dangma."
With her hands behind her back, Intix faced Kamijo as if she were giving a gift to someone she liked.
However, in this scene, Shiina Haku has already seen the ending.
With a sigh of relief, he put aside the game console in his hand, and Shiina Bai turned his head with his hands in his ears, unable to bear to look directly at what was going to happen next.
"Here, that's it."
“... It hurts!! ”
......
"So, press the jellyfish directly to your face, because you're a man, and you're not afraid of disfigurement."
At dinner, Shiina Shiro shook his chopsticks with a teasing expression on his face.
Fortunately, Kamijo Dangma is almost immune to this unfortunate situation, and he just sighed helplessly at Shiina Bai's teasing.
"Dangma, I'm sorry, I really haven't seen a jellyfish..."Intix, who was on the side, was reminded of guilt again.
"It's okay, anyway, the jellyfish in the coastal waters can't kill people."
"It's going to die."
The misfortune who was eating quietly on the side suddenly made a sound, and as soon as he made a sound, he was startled.
"The jellyfish, known as the sea wasp, which lives mainly in the northeastern coastal waters of Australia, has more than 60 tentacles and 24 eyes, each tentacle is 4.6 meters long, and each has about 5,000 stinging cells and enough toxin to kill 60 people, and will actively attack humans. A sting can kill a person 30 seconds after being stung, and there is no time to rescue him. ”
Looking at the screen that others couldn't see, Woe Yi slowly read out the knowledge he had just found.
This relatively cold knowledge suddenly shocked Shangjo when he was a tiger, and he couldn't help but be glad that he was in Japan, and if he was in Australia, he wouldn't even have a chance to rescue him.
Kamijo Danma breathed a sigh of relief, but Intix, who was obedient and only half listened, became nervous, and a pair of small hands touched Shangjo Danma's face and shouted: "When Ma is going to die!" What to do! ”
"Don't curse me! I'm not dead yet, didn't I hear that it was Australia! Kamijo took Intix's small hand and shook it on her shoulder.
Seeing that there was really nothing wrong with Shangjo Dangma, Intex calmed down and apologized to Shangjo Dangma and said, "Woo... I'm not dead... I'm sorry, when hemp, I won't dare to do this again. ”
Intix's apology was so sincere that anyone thought she must have learned a lesson and would never do it again.
But for Uejo Dangma, he just looked at the electric light directly above the dining table with the eyes of an old man who had seen through everything.
"Ahh If you can keep saying this for more than a week, then I really thank you..."
After eating, a few people planned to take a bath and go to sleep, at this time Shiina Bai said pointedly: "When Ma, your family will be here tomorrow, do you still remember them?" ”
"Hey, don't say that I'm heartless, of course I won't forget the people in my own family."
"Then don't forget to introduce us then."
"Of course."