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The online fryer is frying, and the group of people who really like Wang Gang are not very happy. directly swiped the screen on the forum, posted the photos of the signing scene, and there were many small videos.

In the small video, Wang Gang started in the afternoon, his hands began to tremble, and when he signed, sometimes he couldn't sign it once, so he had to sign it again.

"Where did you get so many houses to buy houses, aren't there more than a thousand houses?"

"You still don't know, it's all rushing to get an autograph, don't they all say that the signature of the god of war can ward off evil spirits and have no taboos."

"This is a robbery while the fire is hot, and he doesn't give money, and the god of war is not a big star, he just runs an office, so why do you still kick your nose in the face."

"That's it, you watched the aunts in the video, and they were scolded, does the god of war owe money to your family?"

"The weak one said, I'm the one in line to sign the autograph, I really like the god of war, I waited in line all day to get the autograph, did I do something wrong?"

"Not necessarily, maybe the god of war is willing."

"You're happy for you to go, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, you don't see the god of war's girlfriend crying in distress, if your boyfriend is tired like this, you are willing."

"This thing will continue tomorrow, can the god of war hold on?"

"I don't know, the God of War is a superhuman, maybe, anyway, no matter what the God of War does, I like him, looking at people's attitudes today, I'm going to be a fan."

Netizens who don't like Wang Gang also spoke.

"Wang Gang is a fake Taoist, and he still signs, I really think I'm a big star, phew, jumping clown, people ask him to sign because they can afford him, you brainless fans, you know it's crazy."

"That's it, there are no taboos, phew, pretending to be a ghost, you know how to deceive people, and you deserve to be tired."

The netizens on both sides directly scolded them with real knives and guns, and they were able to suppress their anger at first, but then they all forgot what they quarreled about, just scolding, but scolding vigorously. Okay, tomorrow I don't know how many people can't go to work, so I'll stay up all night and scold.

The topic is off, but someone is paying attention. A few reporters from the newspaper took the topic and published it in the morning paper.

The next day, Wang Gang was woken up by Wang Mei, and when he opened his eyes, Wang Gang was frightened, hey, what did Wang Mei want to do, she actually made breakfast for herself, although the eggs were fried, the soy milk was a little bitter, and the noodles were a little cooked, but this was the first time in the world, and her sister knew that she was distressed.

Wang Gang ate breakfast with emotion, and his stomach began to feel uncomfortable, can it be comfortable, breakfast is almost like poison.

Yes, go to work, go to school, Wang Gang rode a little sheep to Longteng Garden.

Let's start signing, Huang Dehai is a little nervous, there are still a lot of people today, and there are a few grinning people, that was in the front of the row yesterday, and they didn't sign their names, so they didn't come today with anger.

It was still signed by Wang Gang, Huang Dehai dotted up and down, and the police patrolled with security guards.

For an hour, Wang Gang's hands began to tremble, and for two hours, Wang Gang sweated profusely.

Three hours later, Wang Gang said to the aunt in front of him: "Auntie, I'll go to the toilet first, and come back to sign an autograph with you, my stomach hurts a little." ”

This aunt was the one who stabbed yesterday, and when she heard this, she didn't want to, so she just raised her waist and shouted: "Why, you are the god of war, I came here to sign to look up to you, you still shirk it, don't go early, don't go late, you will go to me, what kind of big name are you, virtue, tell you, you have to sign for me, if you don't sign, you can try." ”

Yes, Wang Gang has no temper, what is he arguing with an aunt, he endured his stomach pain, and signed the aunt who will be, and the aunt turned around happily and left, Wang Gang felt that he was in a trance in front of him, and the sky and the earth were also turning, and he lay on the ground and fainted without standing firm.

Huang Dehai was in a hurry, Wang Gang had an accident, Wang Mei had to kill herself. yelled, "Hurry, get to the hospital." ”

Central Hospital, Wang Gang woke up when he arrived at the place, and after an examination, food poisoning, hey, the food cooked by my sister is poison.

Wang Gang will not talk about injections and medicine here. I didn't want to go outside, I queued up for most of the day, and you fainted when you said you fainted, what kind of person, it's definitely pretending.

The motivation to sign is strong, and he is directly scolded, one takes the lead, and ten follow the trend, but the scolding is scolding, and the signature is still required. This signature really works, I heard that everyone with children in the family has eaten an extra bowl of rice.

This not lining up to scold the king has just become a trend, as if it is the same as coming in vain without scolding twice.

The TV station knows about this, but Director Zhang Dali, who said it today, is holding back a lot of anger. Okay, you Wang just didn't waste me last time, this time you planted it, play a big name, pretend to be sick and deceive the people, you can't run away this time.

The TV station went directly out of the interview car, and the reporter went directly to the scene.

"Hello, we are from the TV station, what do you think of Wang Gang's fainting?"

The interviewee was an aunt, and you took it and scolded: "Don't mention anything to me Wang Gang, this grandson is a real chicken thief, an old lady of mine came to line up on a hot day, don't say a polite signature, just pretend to be sick and run away, this grandson is not a good thing." ”

The reporter continued to ask: "Then do you still want his autograph?" ”

"Yes, why not, this grandson has a bad character, but his ability is okay, I came all the way to line up for his ability."

The reporter continued the interview, a young one.

"What do you think of Wang Gang's illness?"

"Hey, who is Wang Gang? God of War Okay, he can't die by jumping off a building, he can get sick, phew, I don't know what my last name is if he has a little fame, I despise him. ”

"Do you continue to ask for autographs?"

"Yes, then it must be, my wife has spoken, I must ask for the signature back, or I will go back to my parents' house."

The TV reporter interviewed him and left almost as soon as he left.

The TV station smeared Wang Gang, but the reporter of the newspaper came to the hospital and interviewed Wang Gang's attending doctor, Chen Wenwen and Huang Dehai and others who rushed to hear the news.

In the afternoon, the evening newspaper of Mountain Province came out.

"The God of War is sick and hospitalized, and the signature is scolded again and again".

At noon today, at the signing meeting for the sale of houses in Longteng Garden, Wang Gang, the "God of War", fainted and was hospitalized, which attracted everyone's attention. According to our reporter's follow-up report, according to our reporter's understanding, Mr. Wang Gang was treated in the central hospital, and the attending doctor, Dr. Du, said that Wang Gang endured the pain due to food poisoning and carried out signature activities, which delayed the treatment time, and had expanded into acute gastroenteritis, and recommended hospitalization.

Mr. Huang Dehai, the owner of the Longteng Garden property, said that Mr. Wang Gang's signature was completely free of charge, and the people who asked for signatures today were not buyers, but simply came to ask for signatures. The reporter of this newspaper also made the following relevant understanding, because the house price of Longteng Garden is three stories lower than the market price, it has been sold out yesterday. Today's autograph session is entirely an act of Mr. Wang Gang free of charge.

However, Mr. Wang Gang's gratuitous signature attracted unanimous condemnation from the signatories, and there was no lack of abusive words in the language.

This newspaper is just here to remind everyone, touch your conscience and ask yourself whether you are qualified to insult a citizen who has contributed for everyone at will. ”

The evening newspaper said that it was the evening newspaper, but in fact, it began to sell in the afternoon, and on the edge of the Longteng Garden, the people who lined up to sign the newspaper also bought the newspaper, either as a cushion or as a fan, anyway, basically everyone had a copy.

Someone glanced at the newspaper and passed the time, but he couldn't stand it when he saw it, he blushed, yes, he didn't give anyone money, he just came to take advantage, other doctors let him be hospitalized, and he scolded people here, and the god of war is not his own relative, he hasn't eaten your food, he hasn't drunk your water, why are you scolding others. Suddenly, there was a lot less scolding.

There are also a few people who are even more angry after reading the newspaper, directly shouting at the newspaper and opening their eyes to tell nonsense, a body like the god of war can still be hospitalized, and the ghost doesn't believe it. Then scolding. But scolding and scolding, the people around him all stared at him with strange eyes, hey, you still have to be shameless, take advantage of it and sell your believing, that's it.

Yes, I can't scold, in fact, everyone understands in their hearts that Wang Gang really doesn't owe everyone anything, signing is love, not signing is also duty, and he is really not qualified to scold others.

It didn't take long for Wang Gang to come back with his illness and continue to sign, the crowd below stopped squeaking, all of them were very blushing, and those who went up to sign all whispered condolences to Wang Gang, and a few of the most cheerful aunts who scolded also specially bought some nutritional products for Wang Gang, and gave Wang Gang a dead piston, and asked him to take it back to eat. The scene became harmonious again.

At five o'clock in the evening, the consciousness of not being in the row dispersed, and Wang Gang finally got off work on time. This day is tiring. I can't even lift my arms.

When I got home, Wang Mei also came back, Wang Gang didn't dare to let Wang Mei cook, he cooked by himself, Chen Wenwen also came, put on an apron and helped the family to have fun.

At just half past nine in the evening, today's statement was broadcast, and the host was still Xiao Qiu, who was happy now, and directly belittled Wang Gang and became a street rat.

In the forty-minute program, Xiao Qiu followed Zhang Dali's intentions, starting with Wang Gang's ring match and criticizing until he pretended to be sick and fainted at the autograph session. Wang Gang is heinous and heinous.

Several aunts who got their signatures during the day were about to have cerebral hemorrhages, and they went directly to the TV station to complain.

When you open your mouth, you come to "Do you still have no humanity on TV shows, do you still want to abide by the facts, are there people like you who are spewing blood?" You don't ......

This person sometimes admits death, anyway, because the evening newspaper recognized Wang Gang, the people were already apologetic, you criticize people on TV. This is worth it, the whole people are angry, the complaint department of the TV station has made people scold, which is not relieving, and a few uncles and aunts are holding loudspeakers and blocking the door of the TV station and scolding.

On the Internet, "What do these TV station guys think?" It's been reported in other people's newspapers, and winning on TV is completely different things, which one do you believe? ”

"Then needless to say, look at the live broadcast of my pride in Dashan City, the TV station is about to be besieged."

"Drink, it's so lively, the TV station is a big deal this time."

"I can't get along with the god of war, it's strange if I can get cheap, ghosts can run away, and I'm afraid of a few little reporters."

The TV station fryed.