Gratis?

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After Xia Ran smoked the magic headphones, he thought of an excellent marketing plan.

Right.

Advertise it and advertise it once with magic headphones.

He is no stranger to advertising, many businesses have carried out commercial promotion, especially he has seen the advertisements of Mingde Animal Hospital on TV, newspapers and other publicity media several times, when he consulted the relevant advertising costs, he became obedient, and no longer dared to think about it.

After all, for his small clinic, which is running poorly, where is there more money to advertise?

This time, the magic headphones are priced and sold, and he believes that they will be sold out soon, but it is not a long-term solution. Why not increase the visibility and influence of the clinic through the magic headphones? Aware of the extraordinary, are you still afraid of having no business?

The unique prizes provided by the system are not available in this world after all.

Everything that should be said was said, Xia Ran squeezed out of the crowded gap with difficulty, and everyone didn't seem to have fully digested his words, opened their mouths wide, and looked at his departing back in disbelief.

"Lottery? Gratis? Day after tomorrow? Did I hear me right? "Someone rubbed their ears and suspected that something was wrong with their ears.

"No, I hear you clearly."

"Ah, cheat daddy, I'll go to work the day after tomorrow, no, I have to go back and ask for leave immediately."

Xia Ran, who has returned to the clinic, does not know that because of himself, an unexpected frenzy is slowly setting off.

……

"Hello, is it 1688 GoldenEye? I have big news! ”

1688 Golden Eye is a news column with a 24-hour news hotline in Huxian County, which is very famous in the county.

"This gentleman, if you have anything to expose, according to the importance of the news, the column will give you a reward." The operator is a woman, with a clichéd opening remark, who dismisses the big news he says, and every time he hears the big news, it doesn't end up being something big.

"That's right, today I found a strange man. It's so rebellious that this person can communicate with animals. You have to interview him. The man's tone was agitated.

"Sir, we're here for a very serious newsline." The operator deliberately reminded him.

"I'm not kidding, today at Matilda Hospital, that person also performed in front of us, as long as you communicate with the pet, you can understand 100% of the pet owner's family affairs."

"Sir, please don't joke, if you're fine, I'll hang up here." The operator frowned.

"Really, I didn't lie to you. And the man said the day after tomorrow - "Before he finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

"There are so many boring people." The operator who hung up the phone looked bored.

……

People who have witnessed Xia Ran's ability to defy the sky, Weibo, WeChat, forums, etc., without exception, are all about Xia Ran's deeds.

Among them, there is a beautiful anchor Yaya, who has been a little upset recently, there are not many people who have been rewarding live broadcasts recently, and she hasn't made any money, maybe she is tired of listening to herself singing, right?

Suddenly I saw a post: There are really people who can communicate with animals, do you believe it? Anyway, I believe it. Unconvinced to argue!

This was in the past, Yaya was too lazy to look at it, but today I was idle and clicked on it, and the following comments scolded this blogger on the one hand, but when I saw that the place where this happened was near me, I had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good live broadcast content.

typed a line of words on the keyboard: Yaya will broadcast live in person the day after tomorrow, and take you to witness the so-called miracle who can communicate with animals! Let's debunk the crooks together!

Then I clicked send and pushed it to the fans who followed me.

One to ten, ten to hundred, more and more people know about it through different channels.

From the magical man who could communicate with animals at the beginning, it became evil in the end that Wushan Street lived a mortal immortal with hands and eyes to the sky.

I don't know how Xia Ran felt after knowing it.

As for Xia Ran, he didn't take this matter to heart, but when he scrolled through Weibo, he was stunned for a moment, and someone on Weibo actually created the topic #Do you believe that anyone can really communicate with animals#, and after reading it, the number of reads has been hundreds of thousands.

After clicking on the topic with some doubts, I realized that what I had said was about myself at Mingde Hospital.

There are a lot of real-time comments and followers from people below.

"Do you still need to ask, a proper liar, it must be malicious vulgar hype."

"If it's true, smash the Mac live stream! Who's coming? ”

"What's it like smashing the Apple machine, there is a kind of you like me, live broadcast Xiang. Ha ha. ”

"In other words, now businesses are really doing everything, and they don't have any bottom line, so they should be banned."

"The person who formulated the marketing plan for this business must have been kicked in the brain by the donkey." Someone followed.

Xia Ran was embarrassed for a while, it seems that things are not as simple as he thinks, it seems that the evaluation on the Internet is one-sided, but he found a Weibo netizen who is the only one who speaks for himself: "Brothers, this is indeed true, I witnessed it with my own eyes at the scene, everyone was stunned at that time, and they forgot to take a video of this magical scene with their mobile phones." ”

But not long after this comment was posted, there were hundreds of posts in an instant, and from many comments, they were pulled to the popular comments on this topic.

In the end, in the crusade of everyone, a begging for mercy was issued: "Big sisters and big brothers, I was wrong. And then the matter was settled.

Obviously, the person who spoke for Xia Ran should have been in Mingde Animal Hospital at the time, and Xia Ran was deeply sorry for him.

"Brothers, this person is powerless to be sprayed by us."

"Anyway, the merchant hired a water army? It's not enough for us to spray. ”

"He still dares to invite the water army, I guess he is hiding in the store now, and he is so scared that he doesn't dare to go out."

At this time, someone issued a comment: "Everyone, pay attention, the beautiful anchor Yaya will broadcast live in person the day after tomorrow, saying that she will take us to expose the tricks of the liars." If you are interested, you can go to the starting point live broadcast platform, room number 6629. ”

"And this, go and watch her live broadcast when the time comes."

Beautiful anchor Yaya?

Kindness.

Xia Ran remembered her.

The comments on the topic are still running at a rate of hundreds per minute, and it has entered the ranks of today's hot topics on Weibo.

The fermentation of the matter caught him a little off guard, and he was in a cold sweat, he really didn't expect that he would cause such a big Internet storm, and he and the clinic would become popular in such a way? He was a little helpless, and he didn't want to refute too much on the Internet, so he simply made a comment on this topic.

"I'm the one who can communicate with animals, well, you liars, I want to say, the day after tomorrow, everything will be known."

Click Send.

The review was successful.

Exit Weibo.

After a few minutes, Xia Ran didn't hold back and clicked on Weibo with his hand.

A message that pops up right away.

"Hello, your account has been reported and complained by Weibo users many times, and it has been banned."

Nima!

Xia Ran was speechless.