Chapter Seventy-One: A Fateful Encounter
After Iruka finished assigning all the work, the various Xiaoqiang and the leading teachers left one after another, and after Iruka ordered twenty servings of various ramen for Dingji, he took Naruto all over to find the legendary old driver, **Immortal, who once used his yellow power to teach the yellow flashing Konoha yellow hooligan - Jiraiya!
"Yaye, Iruka-sensei. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Naruto asked Iruka excitedly, "Who is that very powerful teacher?" ”
Iruka said with a yearning face: "This is the only person in the whole ninja world who makes the great teacher I admire, is the great teacher and my idol and the goal to chase, the future great teacher must be like him (set off all over the world)!" ”
"Iruka-sensei's idol!" Naruto's whole body was like a chicken: "It's amazing! ”
"And that's not all...... Iruka paused and pointed at Hokage, "You know the fourth Hokage-sama! ”
"Eun! The fourth Hokage-sama is the greatest Hokage! It's ......" Naruto suddenly touched his belly: "It's legendary...... Saved the existence of the village from the nine-tailed demon fox......"
"That's right, it's the ...... that the fourth Hokage-sama sealed the Nine-Tails in your body" Iruka quickly patted Naruto's head, "So, Naruto, you are also the one who saved the village!" ”
"Yes!" The lost Naruto came back to life in an instant, and his whole body burned: "Great, I saved the village with the four generations of Hokage-sama!" It seems that I am destined to be the future fifth Hokage! ”
"That's just that, but you can't be the Hokage!" Iruka shook her head.
Naruto pouted, "Ah~~~~ what." ”
Iruka coaxed and said, "But if you become a disciple of that adult, it will be different! ”
"Really...... Really! Naruto couldn't help himself with excitement: "As long as I become a disciple of that adult, I can become the Hokage!" ”
Iruka nodded unpredictably: "Yes, although it doesn't seem reliable, but that lord is the teacher of the fourth Hokage-sama!" ”
"Hooray! Long live Iruka-sensei! Naruto threw himself into Iruka's arms: "I love you to death~~~~"
"Not only that, but this lord is also a disciple of the third Hokage-sama......" Iruka pulled Naruto out of his arms, "However, it is not so easy to get the approval of this lord!" ”
"Don't worry, Iruka-sensei, no one can refuse me as an excellent disciple like me!" Naruto had an expression that I was a child of destiny, who would dare not accept me as an apprentice...... In a sense, that's true.
"Eun...... That being said, I'm going to tell you a secret to apprenticeship! ”
Naruto instantly looked at Iruka in a flattering posture of kneeling and licking: "Iruka-sensei, I knew you were the best for me!" ”
Iruka said evilly, "He is a disciple of the third Hokage-sama......"
"Yes! Kindness! ”
"I remember, you have a ...... that once defeated the three generations of Hokage-sama"
"Yes, this is the nirvana that I have painstakingly studied - the technique of color (anti-harmony) temptation!"
"And this lord has the same weakness as the three generations of Hokage-sama!"
"I see...... So it's just me ......" Naruto suddenly reacted: "Yay! Isn't that the same as the grandfather of the third generation, he is also a pervert! ”
Iruka said with serious nonsense: "Yes, this lord not only inherited the three generations of Hokage in terms of strength, but also inherited the fine tradition of the Konoha Hokage from generation to generation in terms of lust, and even better than the blue!" ”
Naruto, who was played badly, looked like he was ruined: "Could it be ...... Could it be that I will become such an adult in the future......"
"Not bad! How to become strong if you are not lustful! Iruka said righteously.
"Boom!" I saw a bolt of lightning slash on Naruto's body, splitting Naruto's entire body into black and white.
"Hahahaha!" Iruka smiled happily, "But if it's Naruto, you don't have this problem at all!" ”
Naruto looked curious and asked, "Yay?" Really? Why? ”
Iruka seems to be addicted to playing Naruto: "Then, Iruka-sensei will tell you the real ingredients of how to become a strong man!" ”
"Eun!" Naruto pricked up his ears.
"The so-called strong person must have something different from others!" Iruka leaned into Naruto's ear: "For example, Xiao Li and Kai-sensei, their blood is different from others!" Kakashi-sensei is different from others when he is late every day! Sasuke is very middle two and different from others! And the lust of the three generations Hokage-sama and that adult is also something different from normal people! ”
Naruto looked like he had a sudden realization: "What about me?" What about me! ”
"Of course Naruto, you're different from others......" Iruka looked light-hearted, "You're stupid." ”
"I see!" Naruto jumped up instantly: "I'm a stupid, long live a stupid!" ”
Naruto, who didn't realize that Iruka was playing with him, jumped and jumped excitedly, and passers-by who watched cast strange glances at him, and Iruka pretended to be helpless, drew his brain with a finger pen, and then sighed silently. Passers-by hurriedly looked at Naruto with sympathetic eyes.
Suddenly, Naruto stopped, turned to Iruka and asked, "What is the difference between Iruka-sensei and ordinary people?" ”
"Me!" Iruka got up and looked at the scene of clouds and wind in the sky, and sighed slightly: "What is different from ordinary people...... I just like to joke with stupid people! ”
"I see!" Naruto nodded, "Yay! yes? Yaye yes yes!! ”
"Hahahaha!" Iruka laughed heartily, "Alright, alright, we're here!" ”
"Oh...... Kindness? Isn't this the largest hot spring bathhouse in Konoha? Naruto's attention was instantly distracted.
Iruka nodded, "Let's go inside." ”
After entering the men's bathroom, Naruto looked left and right at the pool, "Why not?" ”
"Over there!" Iruka said, gesturing to a white figure who was actually peeking in.
"Ahhh Someone ......"
Before Naruto could scream, the peeping figure made a seal with one hand, and summoned a huge toad that was a man tall on its stomach, and the toad opened its mouth, and a huge toad tongue flew out.
Iruka grabbed Naruto, and shook out a dozen afterimages in a few small steps, but the lecherous immortal toad was not so easy to deal with, and I saw that the toad's tongue instantly folded out a few corners of more than ninety degrees, scattering the afterimages created by Iruka one by one.
After the toad broke all the afterimages of Iruka, Iruka's voice came from the lecherous fairy: "Jiraiya-sama, it's me~~!" ”
"Oh, it's Iruka Imp!" The corners of Jiraiya's eyebrows curled slightly: "Who is this little ghost in your hand, who will be discovered so loudly." ”
"He's Naruto Uzumaki!" Iruka smiled, "I'm asking Jiraiya-sama to teach him for a while." ”
"Naruto......" Jiraiya looked at Naruto who ran to the side and vomited slightly, and then shook his head: "Don't do it, I still have to find inspiration for my creation." ”
"Yes......" Iruka smiled mysteriously, "Naruto, let Jiraiya see your special move to defeat the three generations of Hokage-sama!" ”
"Yes!" Naruto, who finished retching, stamped his hands: "You big pervert show me good!" ”
"Knocked down Mr. Sarufei?" Zilai also questioned psychologically, and said with his mouth: "It's not a big pervert!" I'm ~ super pervert! ”
"Damn, I even admitted it myself, I'll fall down!" Naruto shouted, "Ninja - Seduction of Lust (Anti-Harmony)!" ”
"Poof!" (sound of nosebleeds)
One of the famous three ninjas, he also died, and the cause of death was excessive blood loss......