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"The old lady doesn't want your money, and she doesn't want you to sleep with her, but you must let your brother sleep with the old lady for another week. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Although the fat on his body is disgusting to look at, that kid's kung fu licking the plate is really good! ”

Before Yun Jiu could understand what Old Ghost Li meant, the old woman suddenly spoke.

She didn't let herself accompany her, but let Sanwu sleep with her for a week, and suddenly there was a capital disbelief in her heart, although this woman is ugly and disgusting, but what's the matter, she has to be stronger than Sanwu!

Immediately, he said to the old woman dissatisfied, "Do you think the world is free of the three things that lick the plate?" The master thinks he is the second in the world, and no one will dare to say that he is the first in the world......"

"Didn't you vomit when you heard the old lady say that you should sleep with you!" The old woman said with a roll of her eyes.

Of course, Yun Jiu didn't really want to lick the plate for this old woman.

It's unappetizing to watch.

Even if you turn off the lights, cover yourself in the quilt, and think about her face, you have to disgust yourself to death. He just didn't accept it, this woman actually thought that Sanwu's kung fu of licking the plate was the first.

"Enough, Panhuang! The monkey didn't kill you with a stick back then, be careful that the old man makes your soul fly away, and there will be no return! Old Ghost Li glanced at Yun Jiu with some disdain, and then said sharply to the old woman, "Go back to your Pansi Cave, otherwise, your sisters will also end." If you want to take advantage of the people around my master, don't say that the old man won't let you go, even the ghost world and the demon world will no longer have a place for you......"

Yun Jiu was stunned.

Because he heard the monkey!

Monkeys!

"Journey to the West" wasn't Wu Chengen collecting folklore and then processing it through his own art?

"Old ghost Li, don't threaten the old lady so much. Back then, the monkey didn't kill the old lady and sister with a stick, and you can't do it anymore! In the ghost world and the demon world, the old lady and sister have always been in the human world! I have the ability to let the ghost world and the demon world clean up the old lady! "Panhuang scoffed at Old Ghost Li's words." Your master, Su Daji, is just a commodity who can only survive by sleeping with others in the demon world! ”

Old Ghost Li smiled evilly, "Nie Niangniang's people are always staring at my master, and the same is true of Sword Immortal Yan Chixia. ”

Hearing this, the old woman named Panhuang began to be uncalm.

Isn't the owner of this goods just relying on Su Daji, who slept with the demons in the demon world?

Can Su Daji have that ability to sleep with Yan Chixia?

"There is no doubt that he is the new owner of my Lao Li! The new shopkeeper of the tea house. In addition, I will tell you that my young lady has already received a blood ...... from the owner."

When Panhuang heard this, his face suddenly changed.

Yun Jiu was still in a daze.

The world is too chaotic.

Nie Xiaoqian in "Liao Zhai" appeared, and then, now the spider spirit in "Journey to the West" has appeared.

What is the character of Li Laogui?

Is this world still real?

He didn't understand the conversation between the two very well, but he was curious about the old woman in front of him, and immediately asked, "I said auntie, are you really a silk hole?" Isn't it a legend that your seven sisters are all as beautiful as flowers, domineering figures, loved by everyone, and flowers do not bloom? ”

The woman's face had changed drastically, but her face was even more cloudy at this time, and her eyes were shining with a dazzling light, if it weren't for Old Ghost Li on the side, she might have swallowed Yun Jiu in one bite.

Old Ghost Li seemed to be a roundworm in his stomach, and after he said this, he immediately explained to him, "Master, the seven sisters of the spider spirit in Pansi Cave, it was indeed as beautiful as a flower before, sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and shy flowers, and Chang'e didn't dare to appear when she saw it. However, when the monkey was forced to go to the West with Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures, the goblin sister wanted to eat Tang monk's meat to become a big demon, but she was smashed by the monkey's golden hoop stick, and the flesh and blood flew everywhere...... In the end, they used their abilities to reunite their bodies, and the flesh and blood of the seven goblins were inseparable at all, you have me, I have you...... And so, that's what it is......"

As the saying goes, hitting people doesn't slap them in the face, and scolding people doesn't expose their shortcomings.

Of course, this was what Yun Jiu hated most about what others did to him, but he liked to do such things to others.

"The monkeys didn't beat them to the ground?" Yun Jiu asked in shock.

I never thought that what was recorded in Journey to the West was true.

Shaking his head, he returned to what he thought was the real world, and the two were still in front of him.

"Yun Jiu, have you done it? The director is coming, otherwise it will be in trouble in a while. At this time, Chen Feng's voice came from outside.

There are already day shift people coming to work.

"What do you say? Do you still need money? Yun Jiu said to Panhuang in front of him with some trepidation.

"Get out!" Seeing the cheap look on Yun Jiu's face, the old woman was furious, and then opened her bloody mouth, and no sound came out, and an invisible wave of qi rushed out of her mouth in an instant.

In line with the principle that the Dead Dao Friends do not die and the Poor Dao, Yun Jiu was about to pull the old ghost Li over to block this attack that looked like a substance, but he never thought that the old ghost Li actually hid behind him at a faster speed than him.

In an instant, Yun Jiu's head felt as if it was about to explode, and he even felt that his eardrums began to roar......

Old Ghost Li pulled him out of it quickly, Yun Jiu's brain was dizzy, and his ears couldn't hear any sound!

Even the corners of his eyes began to ooze a little bloodshot like the female ghost on TV.

It took a long time for Yun Jiu to come to his senses, shook his head, pressed his ears down with both hands, and then stretched out his little finger and pulled it into his ears, and the sound of the outside world came into his ears again, "This time it's just a lesson for your kid, there will be a next time, so that you can't die anymore!" ”

At this time, Pan Huang also walked out of it, and when he came to Yun Jiu's side, cold words came into Yun Jiu's ears.

"Officer, can I go? I'll tell you, there's no such thing as breaking the law and discipline at all, and I'm definitely a good citizen. Besides, even if I do give money, is that a crime? These days, there are more things like love at first sight, right? I fell in love with that girl at first sight, and then we rolled the sheets together, is it illegal? After rolling the sheets, I found out that I didn't love her anymore, and in order to compensate her, I brought some money, is it too much? Not excessive, right? When Yun Jiu heard the old woman's words, he was very unhappy in his heart, and wanted to beat the woman to relieve his hatred, but he didn't take action yet, but he heard the voice of the slut in Sanwu.

Suddenly, the whole person felt bad.

And Chen Feng is also a slut, maybe because he vomited thinking about Yun Jiu rolling the sheets with the ugly woman, and just came to his senses at this moment, and was laughed at by the shamelessness of the slut Sanwu, he immediately held the water cup in one hand, pointed to Panhuang with the other and said, "Ma Kun, are you sure you rolled the sheets together because it was love at first sight with a woman?" ”

Ma Kun looked in the direction of Chen Feng's fingers, especially when he looked over, the old woman also threw a affectionate wink at him, and even stretched out her scarlet tongue to circle around that big mouth, and the whole person was not good at that time.

Yun Jiu saw his throat squirming, and knew that this thing was about to vomit, but he must have endured it.

"Ma Kun, this lady said, if you want to solve this matter, let you sleep with her for a week, lick the plate for a week, and praise you for licking the plate The best in the world...... "I was upset by the old woman, this is all caused by Ma Kun's slut."

If you are not happy, can the culprit be easily forgiven?

Master Zu has said that if there is revenge, you have to take revenge!

Ma Kun was originally forced to revolt, he was drunk before, and then he was squeezed by the woman, his whole mental state was not very good, and he was confused when he was arrested, and he didn't see what the woman who rolled the sheets with him looked like.

Now I see it, how can I not be sick to my stomach?

He wants to pretend to be forced in front of Yun Jiu, how can he not bear it!

But he never thought that Yun Jiu would be cheap at this time.

Bear with it!

You have to endure it.

The master is the first slut in the world, let go of his arrogance, as long as there is a hole. At least this woman still has a human form, much better than a Japanese dog or something.

But the more I thought about it, the more my stomach churned.

I can only endure it bitterly.

What he didn't expect was that the old and ugly woman, as if she had made an appointment with Yun Jiu, immediately threw a wink again, opened her bloody mouth and said, "Yes, Brother Kun, you lick the old lady so well, especially the expression you swallowed made the old lady dissipate her soul, let's go, follow me, and fight for a thousand more rounds......"

"Wow......" When Ma Kun heard this, he couldn't hold back anymore and immediately squirted out.

Chen Feng was originally watching the excitement, perhaps because he wanted to see Ma Kun's slut's expression clearly, or to see how long he could endure it, so he got a little closer, and was directly sprayed into the teacup by Ma Kun's filth, and there were a lot of hands on his hands.

Suddenly, the whole person was stunned.

When Yun Jiu saw this scene, he immediately felt happy in his heart.

I originally wanted to say that Chen Feng ate this for breakfast, but it was too disgusting to think about it, but I finally held back.

In the entire hall, the filth that Yun Jiu and Chen Feng vomited before had not been cleaned up, but now that the three sluts had added a bunch of them, the hall was suddenly filled with a sour and unpleasant smell.

I really didn't want to stay here longer, Yun Jiu, who was pinching his nose with one hand and waving the other hand in front of him, turned his head and asked Chen Feng, "Steamed buns, can we go?" ”

Where else could Chen Feng think about anything else at this time, he just felt that these two goods were disaster stars, and he didn't want to see them again, so he hurriedly sent them away, and immediately nodded.

Seeing this, Yun Jiuer walked outside without saying a word.

Seeing this, Sanwu also followed quickly and prepared to go out.

"Hey, who's that, pack up what you spit out before leaving! It's disgusting! A beautiful policewoman in a police uniform came out of the dressing room on the side and shouted at Sanwu.

"How do you clean it up? Beauty, you're not going to let me eat it back, are you? Come, my grandfather, I will definitely eat it back......" Sanwu slut's eyes lit up when he saw this little policewoman.

"Get out!" In exchange, it is a cup in the hand of a beautiful policewoman.