"I didn't expect this type of work specifically, but at the moment we still have an opportunity to make money that we haven't used up. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Hearing Jue Ling's words, doubts appeared on everyone's faces.

Jue Ling took the map from Murong Youli's hand: "I told you about the gorilla I met in the hunting area yesterday. ”

Murong Youli nodded: "Well, I said, it's the gorilla that helped you take advantage of Jiaxue, right?" ”

Chu Jiaxue immediately saw a flush on her face, and she looked away from Jue Ling and looked away.

"To your size, you won't believe it until I say it a few times, I did it unintentionally, if I really want to take advantage, I won't bring the secretary back to you." Jue Ling roared wildly.

"Senior, I understand, after all, you are an old virgin who has not been willing to deal with a girl for seventeen years, and you are currently in puberty, so it is normal for you to be interested in a girl's body." Shang Dongcai paused for a moment and said with a smile: "You have to touch my body in the future, senior." ”

"Die, bastard." Jue Ling threw a ball of paper in his hand at Shang Dongcai, and at this time he wanted to strangle this crazy girl who spoke out of proportion: "My puberty has long passed, who would be interested in you stunted students." ”

Hearing the words [stunted], Murong Youli subconsciously wanted to hide his barren chest, and then promptly restrained this behavior that was equivalent to not admitting himself, and asked, "I was asking just now, aren't you a student?" ”

"Vice President, could you please tell me what happened to me that was stunted?" Chu Jiaxue puffed up her chest very concernedly, and Jia Sinai stood beside her with an inexplicable smile, confronting Jue Ling.

Jue Ling stepped back with stage fright.

Something is wrong with this battle, I seem to have said something terrible......

"Senior, you have used the important information given to you by the president as a weapon", Shang Dongcai picked up the ball of paper that Jue Ling had just thrown out, and after unfolding it, it was four drawings.

"Ahem", Jue Ling coughed dryly, took the map, spread it on the ground, took out his mobile phone and said while taking pictures: "In short, this gorilla is our first development fund." ”

"Senior, you don't want to take that gorilla to the city and sell it, do you?"

"Vice President, it's illegal to sell gorillas." Chu Jiaxue reminded.

Jue Ling didn't bother to pay attention to the nonsense of these guys, and said with a blank eye: "I went back to the hotel yesterday and asked, there are people who raise gorillas in Lihe County, and only Daya Zoo is available." ”

"Daya Zoo? I remember it on that map of mine. Murong Youli crouched down to find the route on the map.

"Yes, it is no secret that Daya Zoo recently escaped a gorilla and is looking for this gorilla in Sixiang and Five Villages.

I think that the gorilla I met with the secretary yesterday is the gorilla that was lost in Daya Zoo, and as long as we take it to the zoo, we can get a bonus of 2,000 yuan. ”

"It's only 2,000 yuan", Shang Dongcai unabashedly showed a disappointed expression.

Jue Lingcha looked at the map photos he had taken, and said: "2,000 yuan is already a lot, the value of the gorilla is not high, and the cheaper ones are only a few thousand yuan. ”

"Wait, since the bounty has already been posted, why hasn't anyone found that gorilla, but it was discovered by the two of you students who have just been here for less than half a day." Murong Youli asked.

"Who knows, this should be the so-called charisma." Jue Ling shrugged and said narcissistically.

Murong Youli skipped Jue Ling's narcissistic words and asked, "Are you sure you can still meet that gorilla when you go back to the hunting area now?" ”

"Don't worry, my personality charm is still there, as long as I go back, it will definitely appear in front of me again."

"Speak human words." Murong Youli said coldly.

"Well, I've actually downloaded a [Simulation Show] on the Internet, and this software can simulate any sound 90% according to the command.

Not long ago, when the dean was speaking, I made up the [female orangutan estrus sound], and when you got to the hunting area, you would shout loudly according to this sound. ”

After speaking, Jue Ling clicked play, and then an orangutan cry that made Murong Youli and the girls blush came from the receiver of the mobile phone.

The sound of an orangutan on the phone was normal, but the thought that it was the cry of a female orangutan in heat, and that I would want to scream like this later, made me feel full of shame.

Murong Youli frowned and asked, "Why do you use the [female orangutan estrus call], isn't it okay with an ordinary voice?" ”

"No! Because it's the gorilla estrus period. "Jue Ling's reason is legitimate, in fact, he wants to pin down on these girls who usually bully him, and it's best to record his voice.

"Then there is no way", Murong Youli compromised and asked, "When the teaching director was talking about things, you thought of this method, why didn't you say it just now?" ”

Jue Ling sighed and said, "Because I can't bear it, it finally escaped from the zoo, and we have to trick it back, it's too cruel." So, I want to see if you guys have any other good ideas. ”

"Do you bear with it now?" Murong Youli sneered.

Jue Ling sighed and said: "Compared with the collective interests of the music club, it can only be sacrificed. ”

Murong Youli said coldly: "Don't pretend, I think you just want to use this opportunity to make money to share with your childhood sweetheart, so you haven't been ready to say it." ”

Jue Ling: Hey, have you seen through it!

"The process is not important, the main thing is to see the result", Jue Ling said a word, bypassing this unpleasant topic, raising his arms and shouting: "Go!" ”

No one responded to Jue Ling.

Murong Youli said: "We have to buy time, Jia Xue, Dong Cai, you two go to Daya Zoo and bring the staff of Daya Zoo to Muzhu Hotel." I went with him to the hunting area to find the gorillas and brought back the wooden ......."

"There's no need to act separately", Jue Ling interrupted Murong Youli's words, pointed out a picture of the overall map, calculated the next angle with the software, and said: "If the map drawn by the president is accurate enough, the Daya Zoo is 12 degrees and 1500 meters north-east of the Muzhu Hotel.

On the map drawn by the secretary, the hunting area is 43 degrees 700 meters east-north of the Muzhu Hotel.

Using the trilateral calculation formula of the triangle, it can be found that the straight-line distance from the hunting area to Daya Zoo is about 900 meters.

We can go to the hunting area together, and then take the gorillas straight to Daya Zoo without having to turn back to the Muzhu Hotel. ”

"Fortunately, the phone was not confiscated as property." Murong Youli looked at Jue Ling in amazement, and then attributed all this to his mobile phone.

"Don't underestimate me, I can calculate it without a phone." Jue Ling said very confidently. (To be continued.) )