Firecrackers are not allowed in the city, Han's father hung a string of electronic firecrackers at the door, listened to the crackling sound for two minutes before turning off the power, and would have a reunion dinner with Han's mother Han Nuo. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Han's father raised the wine glass filled with red wine: "Come, let's have a drink first." I wish our family all the best, safety and health next year. ”

Han's mother and Han Nuo immediately picked up their wine glasses, Han's mother glanced at her daughter, and said pointedly: "It's best to import Ding." ”

Han Nuo pretended not to hear Han's mother's words, and said his blessings to himself: "I wish my parents good health, and I wish me a lot of money next year." ”

Han's mother gave her a blank look: "When you are in the first year of junior high school, you will scratch the lottery ticket for a few more days to see if you will get rich." ”

A reunion dinner lasted more than an hour, and later the family sat together and chatted, and it arrived at eight o'clock in a blink of an eye. Every year, the Spring Festival must be a program, the Spring Festival Gala. Han Nuo watched with his parents for a while, it was still the same old, there were new ideas, but it was not eye-catching, Han Nuo looked at it for a while and then went back to the room. Han's father and Han's mother didn't plan to keep vigil either, and they would go back to their rooms to sleep after watching it for a while, anyway, they could watch the replay tomorrow.

After returning to the room, Han Nuo saw the piles of piles in the room, throwing them into the porcelain jar one by one, watching them disappear, she didn't realize that when the porcelain jar devoured this thing, the bottom of the jar quickly flashed red and blue. Therefore, she also didn't know that the porcelain jar was not connected to a world, and during the main celebrations and festivals, the wayward Mr. Porcelain Jar would also come to an activity of "celebrating the festival time and space tunnel to send gifts".

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Chu Liuxiang world

The scorching sun of the desert was so scorching that people were dying and shrunken, and they lost all their spirits. Especially the travelers who lack water, they are more ravaged by the scorching sun than ordinary travelers.

Since all the water bags were punctured by the poisonous hidden weapon, there is only one bag of drinkable water left. Five big men are divided, and there is not enough to drink at all, no matter how much you save, the water in the water bag has bottomed out. Although Chu Liuxiang has always been full of hope for life, she is also a little anxious at this time. There is no living oasis in sight, and maybe all five of them will have to be confessed in the desert. He felt very guilty, Hu Tiehua, Ji Bingyan, Xiao Pan and Shi Camel all entered the Great Desert because they helped him, if they all died here, even if he survived, he would not be safe for the rest of his life.

The sun shone brightly above everyone's heads, and everyone only felt smoke all over their bodies. Even a hint of wind can help them blow away a bit of heat. Unfortunately there was no wind, not even a sound, except for the slight rustle of the sand rolling as they walked, and the dead silence and despair around them spread through the group.

Suddenly—

"Oops, which bastard smashes labor?" Hu Tiehua covered the back of his bulging head and scolded angrily. Although the scolding is weaker than usual.

No one paid attention to him, and the eyes of the other four were focused on an object beside him.

"Is that a glass bucket? It's more business than the usual glass, and it should be worth a lot of money. The first thing Ji Bingyan's eyes saw was definitely money.

"The bucket is filled with water, right?" Xiao Pan asked cautiously.

Chu Liuxiang didn't speak, jumped directly to Hu Tiehua's side, picked up the plastic bucket, and opened the lid quickly and smartly. He stretched out his finger and dipped a drop of water into his mouth, and after a moment he said, happily saying to the others: "It's water, it's not poisonous, although it's mixed with some vegetable oil." ”

As soon as the words ended, the others gathered around. Hu Tiehua relied on himself to be by Chu Liuxiang's side, snatched the bucket, and poured it into his mouth. Of course, he was still relatively restrained, and after a few sips, he handed the plastic bucket to Ji Bingyan.

After everyone drank the water, there were still two-thirds of the water in the bucket, and Ji Bingyan carefully collected the bucket. At this time, everyone began to discuss the origin of the bucket.

"The bucket fell from the sky, it should be a gift from the gods." Xiao Pan said with reverence and gratitude on his face.

Hu Tiehua snorted: "Where in the world are there immortals? ”

Ji Bingyan Dead Fish stared at him with eyes: "There is no one else around except us, and it fell from the sky, it was not given to us by the gods, how did it come from?" ”

Hu Tiehua still stiffened: "If it was really given by the gods, he should know that we lack food in addition to lack of water." Why don't you drop some food? ”

In a hurry, a bag of frozen dumplings, a few packs of instant noodles and another bucket of water smashed on Hu Tiehua's head.

Hu Tiehua chewed and swallowed the dumplings into her stomach: "Raw, it's not delicious!" ”

Chu Liuxiang: "......" ⊙_⊙b

Ji Bingyan: "......" ⊙_⊙b

Xiao Pan: "......" ⊙_⊙b

Stone Camel: ??

Chu Liuxiang patted Hu Tiehua's shoulder: "Old Hu, there are gods three feet above your head, pay attention to what you say in the future." ”

Hu Tiehua: Σ(°△°|||) _My worldview has been completely turned upside down._

At night, the desert faded from the heat of the day to the cold, and several people gathered around the fire, feeling more comfortable than during the day. A jar hung from the fire, and the bubbling scent of it made the mouths of several people around the fire water.

What are the characteristics of instant noodles? That is, it smells particularly good. Don't underestimate the wisdom of the people in the book and the ancients, especially Chu Xiangshuai, a life winner with the halo of the protagonist, who opened the packaging of instant noodles and ham sausages in three or two clicks, and knew the correct way to make instant noodles and ham sausages. Now there are instant noodles, sliced ham sausages and dumplings cooked in the jar, and one of them is still nibbling on a ham sausage in his hand.

"This thing called ham sausage is delicious." Hu Tiehua was extremely satisfied.

After Ji Bingyan took a bite, he kept staring at the pink ham sausage in a daze, and Chu Liuxiang couldn't help but ask him: "Iron rooster, why don't you eat it?" What's in a daze? ”

Ji Bingyan spoke: "I'm studying how this thing is made." Such portable and delicious food is sure to make money when you take it out and sell it. ”

Hu Tiehua cut off: "Iron rooster, you fell into the money eye." ”

Chu Liuxiang asked, "Has the research come out?" ”

Ji Bingyan didn't bother to pay attention to Hu Tiehua, and only answered Chu Liuxiang's question: "It's a bit eyebrow-raising." ”

Xiao Pan snorted out of his mouth: "Can you eat it?" ”

Chu Liuxiang: "It should be able to eat." ”

So, the five of them ate the most delicious meal since entering the desert. There was water and food, and when they arrived at the oasis where King Qiuzi and Princess Pipa were, they were still refreshed and not as embarrassed as in the original book.

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Laugh at the world.

"One day, my father and I will revive the prestige of the Fuwei dart game, and the husband must be a man with a firm foothold, and would rather be a beggar than a thief."

Even if Lin Pingzhi was hungry, he didn't steal the longan on other family's trees without asking questions, such a solid-eyed child, there was no way to save it in the rivers and lakes. Face Yilin also randomly took the watermelon roots in other farmers' fields to let Hu Chong share them! Lin Pingzhi's three views on such an upright teenager are really rare to see, but later he was forced by hypocrites and true boys from all walks of life to become psychologically distorted perverts.

Passing by a village, Lin Pingzhi endured the humiliation and asked for a corn cob from a rude peasant woman. While gnawing, he persuaded himself: "If you want to save your father and mother, take revenge on this great revenge, and revive the Fuwei dart game, you must endure it in the future, and no matter how difficult and shameful things are, you should grit your teeth and endure it fiercely." What's the point of humiliating this country woman? ”

Suddenly, he heard a noise overhead, looked up, and was hit in the head by something falling from above.

It hurt a little, but it was much lighter than the injury of being beaten by the Qingcheng faction, Lin Pingzhi shook his head and looked down at what smashed him. Instant noodle? Ham sausage? What is it?

Not smarter than Chu Xiangshuai, Lin Pingzhi studied for a long time before he figured out that this is a late thing and how to eat this kind of thing. With something to eat, you don't have to beg anymore.

Lin Pingzhi bowed to the sky and thanked the heavenly gods for their gifts. What is not a gift from heaven? There was no one around, no mountains or anything, so who threw these things on his head? What's more, the packaging of instant noodles and ham sausages is so strange but exquisite, and the material is unheard of and unseen, and it doesn't look like a mortal thing at all.

After thanking the immortals, Lin Pingzhi stretched out the white paper that fell together with the food. There are words on the paper, only to see that it says "Nine Yin True Scripture", and the following is the content of "Nine Yin True Scripture":

"The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency with more than loss, so the void is better than the real, and the lack is more than enough. Its meaning, its mystery, its interest is profound, the image of heaven and earth, the candidate of yin and yang, the cause of change, the omen of death and life, the relics of self-sameness, do not make an appointment and the quiet of the deed, the words are subtle, the test is not distant, the truth can be said to be the sect of the Tao, the beginning of life......"

"Internal Strength Heart Method: The first key is to say: When the meridian is four positive, the Qi Dantian palm is pushed forward. Facing the north and facing the south to the sky, it means to follow the two palms. Meaning to note that the dantian is a yang movement, and the left and right recycles the chest of the Buddha and worships the Buddha, and the true qi rotates through it. Qi Xing appointed to supervise Xiao Zhoutian, and warmed a pillar of incense in the dantian. The speed is in line with the thirty-sixth, and the first ...... of the Nine Yin Divine Skill

The entire inner strength of the mind is divided into five folds. After that, there is the external skill cultivation method: moving horizontally, spiraling nine shadows, moving left and right, it is not talkative, and it can be transformed into nine shadows to lure the enemy, which is the method of advanced light skill cultivation; The ghost prison yin wind, belongs to the sound wave work, with the sound to hurt people, with the sound of the soul, can also be the sound of the cloth of the gang, its power is incomparable, its sound is like the hell ghost roar, the yin wind gusts, so that people do not attack and retreat, shudder; Soul Shifting Dafa, Heart-Destroying Palm, Nine Yin God Grabbing, White Python Whip Method......

Lin Pingzhi's eyes grew bigger and bigger the more he looked, and the more he looked, the more he glowed. Although his own martial arts are not good, he was born into a martial arts family, and he still has some knowledge, and he can see that the "Nine Yin True Scripture" is a very clever martial arts masterpiece. Sure enough, it is a gift from God, and it is naturally extraordinary. As long as he practices the exercises of the "Nine Yin True Scripture", he will definitely be able to rescue his father and mother, and he will definitely be able to revive the Fuwei dart game!