Chapter Twenty-Three: Simplicity and Simplicity

"Oh...... Oh oh oh big! Where's your dirty pants?!? Tang Seng, who was originally bowing his head to tidy up his robe, raised his head when he heard the words and was about to put on the robe for the black bear spirit, but when he looked up, he saw the black bear essence naked and his waist, this unexpected picture made him almost bite his tongue!

Tang Seng fell angrily! I only wore a pair of shorts, but there were no dirty pants in them, what the hell!

Tang Seng promised that if he hadn't been drinking water now, he would definitely have squirted out all the saliva on the spot!

Tang Seng has no water in his mouth, but it doesn't mean that others don't have it!

Heavenly Court, because he was idle and had nothing to do, he and the Emperor of Heaven used the Xuanguang Mirror to watch Tang Seng learn scriptures and saw the scene when the black bear took off his pants, and Tai Bai Xing squirted out the wine in his mouth with a puff. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info had fire in her eyes, and she was furious when she saw Tang Seng so unhappy: "Okay! I said that this scripture learner is not a good thing. In broad daylight, he dared to blaspheme a woman in front of His Majesty...... Your Majesty, please order, I will go and collect the person who has lost his conscience! ”

"Oh, is he blaspheming? But according to this palace, how can you think that he is actually even more surprised than us? Looking at Tang Seng who was hurriedly putting on shorts for the black bear spirit in the Xuanguang Mirror, the Emperor of Heaven showed an interested smile: "It's just an interesting personality, but I will turn back because of the monster who is the enemy, this person seems to be more interesting." ”

Seeing that the Emperor of Heaven seemed to be very interested in Tang Seng, Tai Bai Xing suddenly became anxious, knelt down on one knee to the Emperor of Heaven, and she persuaded bitterly: "Your Majesty, the person who learns the scriptures does not respect the gods and Buddhas, and his mouth does not leave virtue, and even I dare to speak disrespectfully, you must not be deceived by the surface of the person who learns the scriptures." ”

"I always feel that you are the one who is deceived by the surface of the scripture learner, too white." Shaking his head slightly, the Emperor couldn't help but cough sadly: "Heh, not to mention that he is the person chosen by the World Venerable Rulai." Even if it's not, together with the palace, it's been a few months since you used the Xuanguang mirror to check Tang Seng's path to learn scriptures, shouldn't you change your concept of Tang Seng? ”

"Ungodly Buddha...... Strange, when did reverence for God and Buddha become the standard for whether a person is a good person or not? Not to mention the Western realm, who of our cultivators can worship God and Buddha? Do you dare to say that all monasticism are all wicked? ”

"This ......"

"So, it's you who are blinded."

Tai Bai Xing was silent for a moment, and he didn't know if he had listened to it, and said, "I've been taught." ”

The Emperor of Heaven shook his head with a smile, looking at Tang Seng in the Xuanguang Mirror, inexplicable emotions flashed in her eyes, and she sighed to herself: "It's so interesting...... Hongu, how much time do you have left? ”

……

Eyes returned to Tang Seng and the black bear spirit in the Batu Cave, because he didn't expect that the black bear spirit who only had a pair of shorts on the lower body to cover her body was not wearing obscene pants, and Tang Seng, who asked her to take off her shorts and change her skirt, was hurriedly putting on shorts for her at this time.

put back the shorts on the black bear essence, looking at her confused appearance, Tang Seng couldn't help but be a little angry: "I also said that I didn't stay stupid, and I didn't say it early if I didn't have dirty pants inside, and I dared to take off my pants so simply, I wanted people to treat the uncle as an obscene woman. state?! ”

obedient and obedient, but also took a lesson, which made the black bear spirit very dissatisfied, she wrinkled her delicate little nose, and said very unopenly: "What, obviously you asked me to take it off, but now you are teaching me a lesson, do you think I am a bully?" ”

"What if you think you're a bully!?" After giving the stupid and natural black bear spirit a hand knife and letting her squat on the stone bed with a squat, Tang Seng said angrily: "I don't even know that I am being taken advantage of like this, and I am embarrassed to say that I am a thousand years old!" In the future, remember for me, don't be stupid enough to be told a word, and take off the only piece of clothing that covers you, or you will suffer a big loss! ”

"Whew. If you hadn't protected me and just returned to me with a gift, I wouldn't have listened to you. "The black bear spirit is a little lacking, but it's not stupid enough to go home, how can it be possible to do such a thing if it is casually stripped naked? If Tang Seng hadn't spoken out to protect Sun Wukong when they wanted to do something to her, he would have turned back to comfort her because he was sad before, and would have given her gifts, so the black bear spirit wouldn't have listened to him and removed his pants!

After practicing for more than a thousand years, how could the black bear spirit not meet those guys who had bad intentions for her because of her cuteness? She has encountered rhetoric and pretending to be a good person to deceive her, but the black bear spirit is not a vegetarian. It's true that her brain is a little easy to deceive, but her intuition of people is not good, and she can feel it at once with ill intentions, otherwise she would have been deceived into selling it a long time ago, and then returned the money!

"Obedient and still beat me...... Woo, bite you! ”

Covering his aching head with tears in his eyes, the black bear spirit suddenly jumped up from the stone bed with a whin, and then pounced on Tang Seng, wanting to bite him hard to take revenge.

Tang Seng was quick-eyed, and at the moment when the black bear spirit pounced, he had already stretched out his hand to grab her back collar and carried her in the air like a small animal.

"Let go! Let go! Waving two small short arms, the black bear screamed angrily.

Tang Seng didn't bother to pay attention to her, and shook the black bear spirit with teeth and claws in her hand vigorously to make her dizzy hug her head and scream "so dizzy", and then put her dizzy on the stone bed.

I didn't want to waste any more lips and tongues, so I spread the robe on the side of the black bear spirit, and then carried her on the spread robe, and then wrapped the robe around her waist and tied it, and a simple black skirt was made.

"Okay, the robe has been put on for you, so I should really leave this time." Reaching out and touching the head of the black bear spirit, Tang Seng turned around and left again.

But it failed, because his clothes were ripped off.

"What's wrong again?" Looking back, he found that it was indeed the black bear spirit who grabbed his clothes and didn't let him go, Tang Seng was really helpless: "I gave you a rosary, gave you a robe, Xiao Hei, what do you still want to do?" ”

The black bear spirit lowered his eyelids, and his voice was a little low: "You...... Do you have to go? ”

"I have to learn from it, because I promised someone else."

"Lessons learned?"

"Ah, yes, learn from the scriptures, you have to go far, far away." Reaching out and holding the small hand of the black bear spirit on her clothes, she took off the rosary that she had been holding tightly in her hand, and Tang Seng gently put on the rosary for her: "If you hadn't taken the robe, I wouldn't even be here." Blackie, before I leave, I'll give you a piece of advice. ”

“…… Yes? ”

"Practicing for the sake of becoming stronger is the most natural reason. But I find that you don't seem to be practicing just to get stronger. Lonely? Confused about the future? ”

"You have to remember that if you don't want to be alone, then you have to be ten thousand, ten thousand, ten million, don't just make becoming stronger your goal in your practice. If you really can't find someone here who can make you strong for him, then go out and find it, the world is so big, it is impossible for everyone to be a wicked person who will deceive you because you are so deceitful. In that unknown place, you will definitely find the person who cares about you, does not leave you alone, and does not approach you in order to take advantage of you. ”

Gently stroking the head of the black bear spirit, Tang Seng's tone was unusually gentle: "Believe in yourself, one day, you will definitely find that person, he will make you no longer lonely, and you will no longer be at a loss." ”