Chapter 48: I'm going to go too far
Yang Tianyou stared at Cao Wu with slanted eyes, hehe smiled dryly, looking like he was underbeaten, and said that the car was broken, but there was obviously a provocation in his eyes, as if to say, Lao Tzu just wants to block your way, so that you can't do business, I see what you can do with me!
Cao Wu finally understands now, and he can't help but be angry, if he didn't know Yang Tianyou's temperament, it is estimated that he would have to fight, but at the moment Yang Tianyou's side is three people, even if Yang Tianyou is not the kind of master who will die to the end, he will definitely not take any advantage, so he endured his anger and said in a deep voice: "Since the master who repaired the car went to the city, then I will help you call a master, you can't keep stopping me here, right?" ”
"What do you mean to stop you, Xiang Yanming's car is a loss if it stops for a day, okay?" Yang Tianyou glanced at Cao Wu, and said with a smile: "Besides, our car is broken, we are not in a hurry, you are in a hurry, the master you called, we are not at ease, and this car is not necessarily really bad, after a while we are tired of playing cards, and then repair it, it is not good to repair it today, repair it tomorrow, repair it tomorrow, then repair it the day after tomorrow, there is always a good day, Xiang Yanming just wants to learn to repair the car, this is the best opportunity, right, Xiang Yanming?" ”
Xiang Yanming still smiled, nodded, and didn't say anything, his face was still relatively soft, and he couldn't brush his face off, but the cow baby on the side was a rattling laugh. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"It's all from a town, you don't see you when you look up, it's not interesting for you to do this, right?" Cao Wu finally pierced the last layer of paper, and said with an unkind face.
Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes, ignored Cao Wu directly, and said to Niu Wazi on the side: "Niu Wazi, deal cards, grandma's, it's really fucking unlucky today, I'm such a high-IQ person, I will actually lose to you two mentally retarded, grass!" ”
"Get out of your grandma, if Lao Tzu is mentally retarded, then you are a straw bag, you are still highly intelligent, I bah, deal cards!" Xiang Yanming scolded with a smile.
Niu Wazi threw the last piece of dried tofu into his mouth, threw the packaging bag aside, and hurriedly dealt the cards, complaining vaguely while dealing the cards: "Brother Tian, you don't care if you are mentally retarded, anyway, just coax your money over, Xiang Yanming, go back at night and set a whole table in your store, call Brother Hua and them to come over for dinner, I will pay, anyway, this is Brother Tian's money, even if he treats him, haha!" ”
"You, big!" Yang Tianyou scolded with a smile.
The three of them continued to fight the landlord, Cao Wu's face was red and white with anger, and he was about to beat someone when he stood there, but he couldn't help it, so he ran to the side and made a phone call to go out, but he didn't get through, so he ran to Yan Ming's truck and went around.
There was really a plastic tarpaulin under the body of the truck, and tools such as wrenches and pliers were placed, but Cao Wu took a few looks, didn't find anything wrong, and thought that this was Xiang Yanming making a show, swallowed his saliva, returned to the car, lit a cigarette and took a few puffs, and played the music loudly.
"Brother Tian, is this method really spiritual?" Niu Wazi said in a low voice.
Yang Tianyou smiled: "Ling, you wait and see, he is still right, someone in the brick factory makes money for us, we can afford it, but he can't, I know, his customer has urged him more than once, and it is not a fuel-efficient lamp, if Cao Wu can't transport the materials today, it is estimated that it will be difficult to get money in the future, and it is strange not to hang him for ten or eight years!" ”
"Aren't we going a little too far?" Xiang Yanming smiled.
Yang Tianyou scolded: "Grandma, you know how to be a good person, every time you act, let me be a black face, you be a good person, dog." ”
"Go and go, and say, look at my face, it's all engine oil, and I'm acting, I think you've watched too many movies!" Xiang Yan understood Yang Tianyou's glance.
Niu Wazi smiled and said: "Brother Tian, your makeup skills are not good, you see that his face looks like a car repairer, but like a guerrilla in the Vietnam War, and how can a car repairer wear so cleanly, why is the engine oil all on his hands and face, and his body is not stained at all?" ”
Yang Tianyou was stunned for a moment, looked at Yan Ming, touched his head, and said with a smile: "Mistake, mistake, but it's okay, it's a show anyway, Lao Tzu said that we are here to stop him, in addition to scolding Lao Tzu for being a scoundrel, he still dares to bite my-can't you?" ”
"That's it, he's going to get angry, our Brother Tian is going to be rough, a rough person like Brother Tian, even Wang Lin dares to beat him, this Cao Wu is which onion and which garlic, when the time comes, Brother Tian will be mighty, hey, hey, hey, I use nunchucks, hey, hey, hey, hey!" Niu Wazi laughed and joked.
Yang Tianyou scolded: "Get out, hurry up and play the cards!" ”
Niu Wazi shook a pair of J's, and said, "Brother Tian, we haven't had lunch yet, so we're here today?" When will I go back? ”
"Dog day, so many snacks and snacks aren't considered lunch? Do you have to eat rice to call it a meal? Yang Tianyou glared at Niu Wazi and said, "At least you have to quarrel with him, and you can only leave if there is a conflict!" Now let's wait, I don't believe he's more patient than we are! ”
"Then why don't we give Li Zongxiang a call? Tell us about this? Niu Wazi laughed evilly.
Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes, smiled gloomily, and said, "Dog, you are really insidious, you are making matters worse!" ”
"I learned this from Brother Tian, if you want to talk about insidiousness, you are simply the ancestor master, we are all just apprentices!" Niu Wazi smiled.
Xiang Yan Ming scolded: "You are his grandson, I am not!" ”
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Cao Wu does not have much patience, his client Li Zongxiang is not a good bully character, three brothers, Li Zongwan, Li Zongxiang, Li Zongrui has always been used to bullying men and women in Hancheng Village, if you can't transport sand and bricks up the mountain today, it is estimated that it will be really troublesome to collect money in the future, although you won't not give it, but hang him for three or five years, that's for sure, other people's houses have been repaired, say no money, can you still demolish other people's houses?
What is terrible, Cao Wu was depressed, Li Zongxiang's phone called, as soon as he received the call, Li Zongxiang urged again, and said that he knew that Cao Wu was blocked now, but if he missed his schedule, Cao Wu would not want to take the money at that time, and Li Zongxiang snapped and pinched the line.
Looking at the mobile phone, Cao Wu's brows furrowed tightly, he smashed his fist on the steering wheel, and scolded: "Yang Tianyou, you turtle son, I dare to do this to me when you are an immortal!" ”
called Zhang Jian of the Friends Association, hoping that Zhang Jian could help mediate and intercede, but the phone still couldn't get through.
Cao Wu pressed the horn vigorously for a while, but unfortunately Yang Tianyou and the three of them didn't even raise their heads, and continued to fight the landlord with a smile, and they were also leisurely smoking, drinking beer, and eating snacks.
It was already more than one o'clock at noon, Cao Wu hadn't eaten lunch yet, and his stomach was croaking with hunger, but Yang Tianyou was eating and drinking here, and Cao Wu was even more depressed when comparing the two, slammed the car door shut, and walked quickly to Yang Tianyou's side again.
"Hey!"
Yang Tianyou raised his head, still looking at Cao Wu with slanted eyes, and smiled contemptuously: "Who are you feeding?" Something? ”
"I don't care if your car is broken or not, you can't think of a way, I'm still anxious to pull bricks for customers, you are stuck here like this, you pay for my losses?" Cao Wu said angrily.
"Compensation!" Yang Tianyou smiled even more happily: "Of course I will lose, but I will sit with you for a while, haha!" ”
"You-"
"What are you?" Yang Tianyou glared and said, "Are you going to bite or what?" ”
"Okay, good, good, even if you are ruthless, I also know that you are deliberately trying to block me, since you are all unkind, then you can't blame me for being unjust, in a word, do you let it today, or don't you let it?" Cao Wu said fiercely.
Yang Tianyou threw the card to the ground, gave Xiang Yanming and Niu Wazi a look, the three of them stood up together, Yang Tianyou and Cao Wu were only a foot away from each other, licked his lips, Yang Tianyou smoked a cigarette and lit it, and then spit out a large puff of smoke, and said word by word: "What if we don't let it?" ”
The conflict seemed to be inevitable, Yang Tianyou's actions were quite provocative, but Cao Wu suppressed his anger vigorously, to put it down, Cao Wu wanted to punch Yang Tianyou to the ground, but he still didn't dare to make a move, nodded again and again, and said: "Okay, then don't blame me, I'll call the police station!" ”
"Please, and no one is stopping you, do you want me to lend you a phone?" Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes.
Xiang Yanming also frowned and said: "Cao Wu, it's all from the same town, my car is broken, you also saw it, why are you so unreasonable?" ”
Yang Tianyou glanced at Yan Ming, nodded with a smile, and seemed to have the meaning of praise and approval.
"That's it, if you want to call the police, please poop, we are not afraid." Niu Wazi grinned and said: "It's annoying, Lao Tzu still has to beat people!" ”
As soon as Cao Wu heard this, he immediately pointed to Niu Wazi and said, "Come on, you can touch me and try it!" ”
Niu Wazi just shouted two sentences, how could he really do it, but now that he was provoked by Cao Wu, he couldn't get off the stage anymore, and looked at Yang Tianyou.
Yang Tianyou said coldly: "Niu Wazi, didn't you plant?" If you let you touch you, you will touch it, what are you afraid of, he still dares to touch you, if he dares to touch you today, Lao Tzu will definitely cripple him here! ”
"Yang Tianyou, don't be self-righteous, others don't have the same knowledge as you, don't inch in, Yong'an is not your single-handed!" Cao Wu also said ruthlessly.
After receiving Yang Tianyou's encouragement, he was provoked again, Niu Wazi really had a lot of courage, and nodded on Cao Wu's forehead with his middle finger.
Khan, this is a provocation, a naked provocation, how can Cao Wu stand it, he slapped Niu Wazi's fingers, but as soon as he made a move, Yang Tianyou grabbed a beer bottle on the ground and smashed it on Cao Wu's head.
I grass!
Cao Wu was startled, and hurriedly took two steps back, and the beer bottle in Yang Tianyou's hand was smashed to the ground, making a crisp sound, and the glass shards splashed on the ground, which frightened Cao Wu into a clever way, and his scalp was a little numb.
Holy shit, do you really dare to smash it?!
"Okay, good, you have a kind, let's wait and see!" Cao Wu complained twice, and immediately stepped aside to make a phone call.
This time I was lucky enough to get through the phone as soon as I made a phone call.
Yang Tianyou and Xiang Yanming understood on the side that the person who answered the phone was Director Qiu of the police station, Xiang Yanming was a little worried, but Yang Tianyou was very arrogant and not in a hurry at all.
Cao Wu added fuel to report the matter here to Director Qiu, and then asked Director Qiu to send someone to deal with it quickly, and Director Qiu hung up the phone with a full of promise.
Then, Yang Tianyou's mobile phone rang, Cao Wu had a smug smile on his face, Yang Tianyou glanced at Cao Wu and connected the phone.
"Ah, Director Qiu, hello hello... Yeah... It's a trifle, we can negotiate it ourselves... I won't bother you, okay, okay! ”
Seeing that Yang Tianyou hung up the phone, Cao Wu sneered and looked at Yang Tianyou.
Yang Tianyou secretly laughed in his heart, but he sighed, and said, "Cao Wu, Director Qiu has called me, let's negotiate a solution!" ”
"Then you should hurry up and drive away, don't block me here, I'll just treat it as if today's incident didn't happen, and we will still be friends in the future!" Cao Wu didn't want to offend Yang Tianyou, in fact, not only him, it was estimated that no one in Yong'an Town wanted to offend Yang Tianyou, the plague god.
Yang Tianyou nodded, and said seriously: "You have a point, but I'm a little strange, were we friends before?" If you really think so, then I'm a person, quite frankly, I have to tell you the truth, in fact, I have never regarded you as a friend, not before, and not now. ”
Cao Wu's face turned red all of a sudden, and his face became extremely ugly, almost a little hideous and distorted, he didn't expect Yang Tianyou to play him at this time, and he didn't expect that even Director Qiu's words Yang Tianyou could not listen.
"So, this car, we won't drive away, we're going to go back now that we've played enough, I hope our car is here and the tires won't be lost again, if you really lose it, you'll be finished, I promise, you'll die very miserably at that time, this is not the car that Li Gang parked in the winery, if you don't believe it, you can try." Yang Tianyou laughed gloomily.
"Yang Tianyou, you are doing this too much, why should you be involved with me in the contradiction between you and Gong Suren, I am just a driver who pulls goods, I don't know who stole the tires of Li Gang's car!" Cao Wu was angry and anxious, and blurted out.
Yang Tianyou burst into a strange laugh and said, "Aren't you here without three hundred taels of silver?" You really have nothing to do with that? Maybe you know better than anyone else, you say I'm going too far? Okay, then I'm too much, Niu Wazi, Xiang Yanming, ready to flash people, go back to drink, come back tomorrow to repair this car, clean up things, don't put any valuables in the car, I'll call someone here to guard the car in a while, I don't believe in evil anymore! ”
Xiang Yan Ming and Niu Wazi promised, Niu Wazi packed up snacks and pokers, Xiang Yan Ming went to the bottom of the truck to put away the oilcloth and wrench and other tools, and the three of them left straight away on two motorcycles, throwing Cao Wu in this wilderness.
Cao Wu was dumbfounded!
My, are you really gone?
So what should I do?
Cao Wu's face suddenly shriveled, and he was about to cry.
"Brother Tian, you are too fierce, you were really going to hit him with a bottle just now?" Niu Wazi carried Xiang Yan Ming, and asked Yang Tianyou beside him while riding.
Xiang Yanming smiled: "It's obviously fake, you don't know him yet, he can act, he is very shrewd, how can he really smash it, this smash is money!" ”
"It's not that you don't dare to smash it, you should smash it, in a situation like today, of course you can't really smash it, it's just to scare him, Niu Wazi, the facts have fully proved one point, although Xiang Yanming's IQ is not high, but it is a little better than you, you still dare to fucking say that you are not mentally retarded, I can't see this, I cut it!" Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes and scolded with a smile.
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