Through the behavior of the masked man imitated by the pedestrians on the street, Kong Qingwu also knew how popular the masked man was at the moment, and it was impossible to be unhappy, but he was still a little speechless. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

What I want to bring to people is art and shock, but I don't plan to bring the hooligan atmosphere to everyone.

At this moment, Kong Qingwu finally understood why Kong Qinyin felt like a hooligan when he saw him touching his crotch.

Now Kong Qingwu thinks that the people on the street are very hooligans, but they think that touching their crotch is the most fashionable behavior.

Thinking from another perspective, the situation at this moment can also be used as a metaphor for Kong Qingwu and Kong Qinyin at that time, Kong Qingwu understood her sister's hard work.

However, Kong Qingwu is a tsundere person, and it is impossible for her to admit her mistakes.

Kong Qingwu felt that he was a dancer with status and status like himself (narcissistic...... You should go to some premium malls and buy premium menstruation.

Therefore, Kong Qingwu walked to a large upstairs family, with an indifferent look on his face, as if he was a successful person, and he was very confident.

The first elevator man and the second elevator man received instructions from the boss to pretend to be a smart elevator that couldn't understand people.

I've been through a lot of passers-by before, although I was very resistant to this job at first.

But gradually I saw passers-by speechless expressions by myself, which was really refreshing.

Today there is a super beautiful girl to do the elevator, and through the camera, both of them feel like they are going to be sucked away by this woman.

If you see the two of you in person, you will be nervous and speechless! The girl didn't know she had entered a strange elevator.

pressed the elevator on the fifth floor, and suddenly there was an electronic synthesis sound; "Would you rather choose a regular elevator, or a quiz?"

Kong Qingwu was startled, something strange, and looked at the elevator speaker suspiciously.

touched his head and face, and the synth sound came again; "More than a minute has not detected the voice, 10 seconds countdown ......"

When the synthesized sound was counted in three ways, Kong Qingwu finally couldn't help but say lightly; "I'm going to make a regular elevator."

synthesized sounds; "Good...... You've chosen the quiz. One; The meaning of human existence! ”

If Kong Qingwu hadn't been trained very well by Kong Qinyin, he would have scolded his mother a long time ago.

frowned and thought for a long time, synthesized sound; "Countdown to 10...... Nine"

Kong Qingwu was in a hurry, and he panicked; "The meaning of human existence lies in understanding the world and transforming the world, so as to make the living environment and quality of life better, so that everyone can enjoy life happily and healthily within a limited life period."

The elevator man and the elevator man were stunned, to be honest, this answer was completely embarrassing, and neither of them knew what the answer was.

synthesized sounds; "Congratulations...... Answer correctly and go to the next level. ”

Kong Qingwu cheered inexplicably; "Yay...... Yaha...... Oyer. ”

The elevator man and the elevator man were almost overturned by Kong Qingwu, it's too ...... It's so cute.

synthesized sounds; "II; sqrt((sinx)^7-(sinx)^9) is equal to how much. ”

Kong Qingwu's eyes widened in horror, and her legs suddenly became weak, so ...... It's so hard, I don't understand it at all, this ...... This is advanced mathematics.

Call her how to do it with a girl with a junior high school education, this topic is high school or junior college!

Kong Qingwu suddenly became powerless, and said in despair; "I can't do it! Bullied my family to be poor and couldn't afford to go to high school. ”

intelligent elevators; "Wrong answer, go down two floors, now the basement level."

Kong Qingwu's expression was extremely stunned, but he stood up angrily but was so cute, crossed his waist; "Break the elevator, let me go back, I'm going to dismantle you! Tear you down! ”

The elevator men one and two were a little embarrassed, and then the smart elevator; "Good...... You have chosen to cancel the quiz mode, do you choose the normal elevator or take a photo next? ”

Kong Qingwu said loudly and word by word; "I want Pu! Open! Electricity! Ladder! It's an ordinary elevator! ”

intelligent elevators; "You chose to take a commemorative photo, it's free, I wish you a nice time!"

Kong Qingwu finally couldn't help but burst out; "Play with your sister, believe it or not, I'm going to go, your sister is giving ooxx in xxoo, posing like eighteen!"

The computer man 1 and the 2 man covered their mouths and snickered, and the two exchanged words in a low voice.

And Kong Qingwu was taken to the third floor, and the elevators opened, clicking! The sparkle of the click flashed together, and the hole couldn't open his eyes.

Kong Qingwu rolled her eyes and pouted, her face was unhappy, she could be cute.

The elevator door closes and you come to the selection area, the smart elevator; "Was it a pleasure to take pictures? Now do you choose an ordinary elevator or a gourd baby mode? ”

Kong Qingwu roared; "Ordinary elevator, don't think I don't know, someone must be talking behind the back and then voice processing, right! , you dare to play with me, I'll sleep with your wife in minutes, I'm going to bring you a green hat, so that you will have a shame that you can't erase for the rest of your life, my wife is slept on, hum! ”

Kong Qingwu was also confused and would talk nonsense, of course, he was not sure if there was anyone behind his back.

The elevator men one and two were crazy, laughing and laughing, and they naturally turned off the microphone; "Do you hear me! She...... She's going to sleep with our wife! Hahaha......"

Both of them laughed and had stomachaches, and they were paralyzed and rolled on the ground, and sure enough, they ...... Sure enough, this work is so joyful!

A moment later, the two of them continued to pretend not to understand the elevator for the company; "You've chosen the gourd baby mode."

The two of them still have real skills, and it is good to imitate the voice, with a long drag; "Grandpa...... Grandpa......"

Kong Qingwu was annoyed by the call, and thought it was really a gourd baby model, but it turned out that he could only say two words grandpa, and he couldn't communicate.

Kong Qingwu's angry eyes were red, and he roared with a crying voice; "Let me out, I'm going out! Silly fork elevator woo woo woo...... Silly fork elevator! ”

Suddenly, the elevator door opened, but in front of him was a group of reporters, and the camera was pointed at him.

A female reporter stepped forward; "This lady, how does the latest product artificial elevator feel, isn't it very cheerful?"

Tears were still hanging on her face, and Kong Qingwu was suddenly stunned and embarrassed...... It's really big now!.

Trembling, he pointed to a group of reporters and couldn't say a word; "Woo woo woo ......"

Kong Qingwu clenched his fists [It's too bullying, it's too bullying. 】

Kong Qingwu cried and pushed the reporter away, and ran away, today is definitely the saddest day in Kong Qingwu's life.

Encountering a stupid fork elevator, bullshit intelligence, can't understand human speech at all, it's so fucking fucked.

Kong Qingwu cried and ran home to lie on the bed, buried himself in the quilt and didn't want to get up, and even forgot to buy menstruation, so he could only let Kong Qinyin run errands.

ps; "Thank you for the fairy eggplant and the Ming people for not secretly complaining, the more rewards before they are on the shelves, the better, o (n_n) o thank you.

Someone asked how many words this book is expected.,As long as the results are good, the author will keep writing.,The author is a full-time author.,So there's not so much trivial.,It's not easy to tj or stop for a month and a half or something.,So the spiritual food recommendation ticket or something goes! ╰(*°▽°*)╯“