Chapter 45: The road is a bit wild
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The three beauties who played the hooligans looked like they had spent a lot of money to go to the country of sticks. That acting skills are not good, because China Film has studied deeply. If these three people go to be network anchors, maybe there will be hundreds of local tyrants who will take off directly.
And although Guang Weizheng's nose is collapsed now, even Qian Fang had to admit before he was flattened that this handsome guy with a temperament that changes freely and can be attacked is estimated to have a monthly income of one million even if he sells meat.
The group of bald heads is even more multi-angle framing, and opening a photo studio is a proper well-off.
The acting skills are superb, the shooting and editing skills are outstanding, and the masters are in the folk! It's a shame that these elite talents don't go to make movies!
However, admiration is admiration, and the acting skills still have to continue to soar.
"Then what do you say?" Qian Fang estimated that these people should have to raise money. He asked dejectedly, as if resigned to his fate.
"What should I do?" Bald No. 1 snorted twice, took out his mobile phone and started dialing, "Hey, the police station, we caught two hooligans in Hexi Park, molesting female college students at night, and seriously injuring a man who acted bravely, come on!" ”
Yo, did you really call the police?
The money side was a little surprised, isn't this normal routine after the threat, discuss how to be private, and then lose money on your side?
If you call the police, even if you really convict yourself of indecency and wounding, what good will it do to these people?
However, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, even if the sky falls, there is still a tall man on top, isn't there a serious high-ranking cadre next to him, the eldest young master of the Wu family!
It's just that how to play it next?
No script!
Qian Fang felt that after the college entrance examination was over, he must take a good look at the legendary "Actor's Self-cultivation", or he would not be able to keep up with the tide of the current society.
I have always heard my sister say that life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills. If you don't cultivate again, you can only use violence when you encounter this situation, which is too ungraceful.
……
Less than five minutes later, a fat man with a big belly, with a head surrounded by the countryside and the city, swayed to Qian Fang and the others with a thin bamboo pole that looked a little malnourished.
"Yo, the police dispatch efficiency in Da Shen City is so high?" Qian Fang looked at the two people who came over with some surprise, and after sweeping around, he suddenly realized, and stood there laughing without saying a word.
"You're the scoundrel who beats people?" The fat man put his hands behind his back with a big belly, and said to Qian Fang arrogantly, "Xiao Liu, come here, handcuff them!" ”
Xiao Liu, who was thin and hemp, bowed his head to the fat man like a dog, but looked at Qian Fang's side with his eyes and said: "Captain Wang, didn't our director say that for this kind of civil dispute, persuasion is the main thing, and then arrest if it is serious." Why don't we let them go private? ”
Cut, it's boring, I thought it was clever, the fox's tail was exposed too quickly.
"Two officers, your epaulettes are quite chic, can you tell me where you got them?" Qian Fang, who was starting to feel bored, looked like I had already seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, "Could it be that I, the policeman in Dashen City, have changed my career to become a security guard?" Five bars, it scares me to death! ”
"Trouble, it's actually seen!"
However, the fat fake policeman saw that there was a problem with his epaulettes when he saw that there was a problem with his epaulettes, so he didn't panic, he glanced at the thin bamboo pole, and the two took off their upper clothes and walked over, and said to the bald No. 1, "You should indeed call the police, Xiao Liu and I, as security guards in Hexi Park, will help you make witnesses!" ”
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I admire your psychological quality of lying in front of people and not blushing in the face!
Seeing that the two fake policemen, one fat and one thin, turned their clothes over and turned them into security uniforms, Qian Fang was well-equipped and well-prepared for these people. Nima's clothes are also high-tech!
If you have a low IQ and want to eat a free pot of rice in prison, you have to rely on your own black pot to go in.
Look at this team, this actor, this equipment, tsk~
"Okay, let's stop acting, it's boring. What other means, hurry up. Except for the beginning, there is nothing new in this performance now! Qian Fang yawned, and he couldn't perform this scene himself, "If this trick is enough, I'll go back to sleep." ”
"Boy, you're looking for death!" The annoyed bald No. 1 clenched his fists, held it above his head, looked at Qian Fang's expectant eyes, and skimmed Guang Weizheng, who was still lying on the ground and didn't get up, suddenly felt a little worried, and smashed it on his leg with a 'bang'.
"Forget it, it doesn't feel like I can beat it!"
Bald No. 1 smashed himself and grinned, and took out his mobile phone again, "Hey, the police station, we caught two hooligans in Hexi Park, molesting female college students at night, and seriously injuring a man who acted bravely, come on!" ”
"Boring!" Qian Fang pursed his lips, "The lines haven't been changed, what's the use of calling the two security guards again?" Isn't it just money, okay to be sincere? Your IQ and routines are really not suitable for you! ”
"I can't take it anymore! Brother beat him up first! Bald No. 2 hated others saying that he had a low IQ, and he couldn't suppress his irritable emotions at all, so he beckoned the bald heads to rush towards Qian Fang with his fists.
"It's just annoying you who use violence, you don't have any technical content at all." Muttering in his mouth, Qian Fang looked at these bald heads, and had to prepare to beat these guys to the ground.
Suddenly, Qian Fang suddenly thought of something, pulled Wu Di back and retreated two meters away, and his fingers secretly poked at the bald void.
Puff ~ Puff Puff ~ Puff ~~~~
The bald heads were holding their breath and preparing to throw money at the party, but as soon as they took a step, they felt a stream of air rushing in their abdomen, and a series of earth-shattering fart sounds shook the surrounding small trees.
As soon as the qi of the reincarnation of the five grains came out, the strength to smash people was also discharged. Just as he was about to raise his breath and fight again, the faces of all the bald heads turned pale, and they bent over and began to retch.
Looking at the appearance of the bald heads, Qian Fang himself regretted it. There is a foul smell around it, like a biological weapon, killing a thousand enemies and causing eight hundred.
Pulling Wu Di and running backwards, away from the killing area, Qian Fang looked at a few dizzy bald heads that had been smoked by his own fart, and grinned a little.
This works a little too well!
After washing the hair and marrow this time, Qian Fang can feel that his ability to control electrical energy is stronger, and now if he wants to control the bioelectricity of other people's bodies, he no longer needs to use his hands on other people's bodies like a pervert.
When he was strolling around the snack street, Qian Fang once secretly experimented that he could control the electrical energy in the bodies of all living beings within a radius of 100 meters.
It's just that to what extent it is controlled, Qian Fang doesn't have a good experimental subject.
I'm worried about where to find an unlucky guy to try my hand, who knows that these guys will send them to the door by themselves, and if they are really sleepy, someone will send a pillow and give this group of bald heads a thumbs up.
Looking at the stupidity of the bald heads, Qian Fang touched his chin.
"This time, I have gained a lot of results, why don't you try it on these guys?"
Just as he was about to open his palm, he heard the siren of Ula Ulla in the distance.
"Yo he, did you really call the police this time?" Qian Fang can't understand the thoughts of these people, this one after another, the way is a bit wild, it's not a routine at all, Rao is Qian Fang's current IQ is far beyond ordinary people, and he still can't understand how these people play later.
The bald heads who also heard the siren looked at each other heroically like the five heroes of Langya Mountain. The head was smashed to the ground, and after the blood came out, you punched and I kicked each other. Qian Fang and Wu Di who watched it were stunned.
"Qian Fang, this ...... What's wrong with them...... Even if you fart in public, you won't be so dead, right, is this because you were stupid and gave up treatment? ”
Qian Fang was also confused, he didn't hypnotize these bald heads at all.
"I don't know... It can't be our Shen Cheng fart and sentenced to death, right......"