It's night. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info didn't turn back to the temple to rest, and the master and apprentice stayed in the wild tonight.

The bonfire illuminates the night with a bright light, dispelling the heavy darkness. And beside the bonfire, Yiren was treating Tang Seng's wounds.

The embroidery needle that is usually used to sew clothes is baked on the flame for a while, and then it is used to pick out the small gravel embedded in Tang Seng's bloody wound.

didn't say a word at all when he was in a hurry before, and he could still happily bully Yinyue's hardness, Tang Seng bared his teeth and screamed: "Tap, tap, Yiren, tap~!" ”

"Knowing that the pain is still strong, who is the guy who just looked like nothing?" Reprimanding Tang Seng in his mouth, Yiren looked at him with a miserable look and was really distressed, although he understood that Tang Seng was pretending to be like this, but Yiren just couldn't help but feel distressed.

The already cautious movements in his hands became more and more careful, and Yiren said hatefully: "Actually hurt the beloved, that hateful black bear spirit had better not let the little woman see it in the future, otherwise she will definitely be able to return ten times the pain suffered by the beloved!" ”

Sun Wukong, who was lying on Yin Yue's back counting stars to pass the time, pouted: "Come on, don't mention whether that monster can be met or not, even if you can, with the temper of this rotten good man of the master, you don't want to make that monster pay ten times the price." ”

raised his eyebrows, the miserable appearance of baring his teeth disappeared, and Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong dissatisfied: "What are you talking about?" Who do you say is a rotten good person, you stinky monkey? Don't go to inquire about it, for the teacher's murderous reputation in Chang'an City? Even the current empress was bullied by her teacher when she was a child, and she dared to say that she was a good person...... Hehe, this kind of three-year-old child doesn't believe in words, dare to say it, be careful to sue you for the teacher's official mansion, and ruin the reputation of others Do you believe it or not? ”

Squinting at Tang Seng's pretending to be fierce, Sun Wukong pouted even more: "Come on, you have already said several times about bullying the little empress." Isn't it just the sugar man who robbed the little girl, this kind of thing is not a serious crime. ”

"But that also means that the teacher is not a bad person!" Tang Seng said confidently: "Even children can be bullied, how can a teacher be considered a bad person?" ”

Oh, when I don't remember the master, you said that you robbed the little empress candy man because she was lost, because you had to take her to the palace road is very far, and you feel that you have suffered a loss before you robbed it as a reward, and afterwards not only carried the little empress for a full day, but also bought her more things to eat during the period?

disdainful of Tang Seng's arguments, Sun Wukong didn't bother to argue with him more, anyway, Tang Seng couldn't do it with a lot of crooked reasoning, and in the end, he couldn't say that he must be the one who admitted defeat, so Sun Wukong was too lazy to waste his strength.

Turning over on Yin Yue's back and scratching his face with his tail, Sun Wukong looked back at the Black Wind Mountain in the direction he came, still a little unwilling: "Master, does the robe given by the Bodhisattva really care?" It's not far, as soon as you say it, I'll go back and get the robe back. ”

"No, no, no. A little girl who looks like she is only ten years old, and she cries at every turn, and you are embarrassed to deal with her. Isn't it just a robe that looks valuable? Even if it was given to her by the teacher. ”

"That's generous...... Aren't you afraid that the Bodhisattva will know and blame it when the time comes? ”

"Do you think you'll be scared as a teacher?" Tang Seng scoffed: "Even the big bald head of Shizun Rulai dares to scold as a teacher, a name is too long, I don't even bother to remember the woman, what is there to be afraid of?" Besides, since the robe has been given to the teacher, it is for the teacher, what happened to the teacher to give away his own things? If she is unhappy and has the ability, she will jump out and beat me now? ”

"Meow~" Just when Tang Seng was making a big speech, Jia suddenly scratched his face with a paw, Tang Seng was furious and glared at Jia: "Uncle, why did you provoke you?" Actually scratching the uncle's face again, do you want this dead cat to become tonight's supper!? ”

Without squeaking, Ka licked her paw gracefully, and then continued to close her eyes and snooze as if nothing had happened.

"Well, it looks like you dead cat really want to be a supper, right? Don't be arrogant, uncle, this will fulfill your wishes! Tang Seng was furious, just as he was about to act according to his words, and stewed Jia who scratched his handsome face at every turn, but Sun Wukong said: "Master, you seem to have made a mistake, Shizun Rulai is not a big bald head." ”

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and then categorically denied: "Impossible!" There are Buddha statues with big bald heads everywhere in the temple, how can he not be a big bald head! Do you think that being a teacher is Yinyue's stupid cat who never reads? Don't be funny, when I was in Chang'an, I was a tireless and excellent teacher who taught! ”

"Roar!" (Don't get involved with me for anything and everything!) In Yin Yue's dissatisfied roar, Sun Wukong also despised Tang Seng greatly: "Master, your virtue is tireless, I think it's tireless, right?" ”

"How do you know...... No, how can being a teacher ruin people? "I accidentally told the truth that I was indeed teaching with a destructive mentality, but fortunately I stopped the car in time. After rolling his eyes twice, Tang Seng pretended to be righteous and began to speak unashamedly: "How can an upright man like a teacher ruin people?" Wukong, you just stop talking nonsense. Come on, why isn't the World Venerable Rulai a big bald head? If you don't tell me a reason, be careful that your teacher makes you stand upside down and look at the stars tonight! ”

"Huh." sneered, Sun Wukong didn't like to worry much about Tang Seng, who changed the topic, and looked at the night sky upside down on Yin Yue's back as Tang Seng said, and found that it seemed to be no different from the original. Without a reference, the vast starry sky is actually directionless.

Sensing this, Sun Wukong lay down again: "What is there to say?" I have seen her, not to mention that she is not bald, but she is still a beauty more beautiful than a Bodhisattva. ”

"Female?!" Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly was shocked: "Did you make a mistake~?" The name is too long to remember and the Venus in the eyes plus those lustful and peeping immortals all the way are women, even the big bald head of Shizun Rulai is a woman, and this world still doesn't let men live? ”

This is too unreasonable, taking the Tang Dynasty as an example, even if the Tang Dynasty is the empress in power, but also because the Tang monks are unrestrained, and the influence of the character of men and women on the empress has led to the opening of the atmosphere, but in fact, the customs of male superiority and inferiority of women in the Tang Dynasty are still engraved in the bones and have not changed. Even if almost all of those big officials are beautiful women, except for those outstanding women, the status of normal and secular women is still just as humble.

And before coming to Datang, Tang Seng had actually seen a lot of ruthless characters, but the problem is that there are no exceptions to those ruthless characters, and there is not a single man! Now even the head of Buddhism, the Buddha statues in the world are all kind, and the big bald head of the world has become a woman, and she is still a beautiful woman!!

"What's there to deceive about this? Not to mention the world-honored Rulai, 500 of the 500 Arhats in the Western Heaven are all women, Bodhisattvas and Jizo, you go to take a look, the yin is still prosperous and the yang is declining, even if you are not famous, the famous ones are almost all women. ”

"Really?" Seeing Sun Wukong's resolute nod, Tang Seng suddenly felt inexplicably sad, and even tears of sadness were about to come out: "The ten kings of the Dizang judges on the other side (underworld) are all women, and the fierce ladies in charge of hell are women, and now you actually tell me that even the unlucky man who should be lonely for life is all women...... Sure enough, has this world made it impossible for men to live? ”