Among so many clubs, I still noticed an inconspicuous corner. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's like sitting in the middle of a bustling city, a person who is completely out of step with the world.

There is a girl, slumped in a chair, listless and lazy, it is a must, covered with a "science and technology expo." ”

I can't see my face clearly, but I have no image at all, wearing a skirt, but my legs are stuffed into the desk, the breeze blows her light blue skirt, and her big white legs show some, but it's a long skirt, but the leopard in the tube can be seen!

"Classmate, are you here, club??"

Hey, I'm curious, this girl lazily moved the book away, I went, actually, she looks quite pure, no, you can't describe it as very pure, it's naturally beautiful, apricot eyes and small mouth, goose round face, fair complexion, is it remarkable, but this modification, hair is scattered in the wind, the simplest ponytail is not tied, and there is a lollipop in his mouth.

It's a bit inexplicable, huh? Lovely?

"Can't you see the words? Tea talk, gossip, society! After casually tossing the lollipop aside, the words were clear.

"Where?" I looked at her desk, which had nothing but the tech expo, and was stunned.

"Oh, maybe the wind blew it away."

"Are you, president?" I am quite skeptical about the nature of this club, generally speaking, even if it is a small club, there are basically 3-5 club members, and this club, I see, the president has a lot of doors in front of him, which is in stark contrast to the lively scene of the Sinology Society next to him.

Of course, if there is no club logo, many people will indeed think that this eldest sister is an idler.

The girl nodded, and put her legs off the desk with a big grin, "Yes, my name is Yan Yuer, well, the vice president didn't come today, in the dormitory, it was said to be a stomach trouble, and there were four club members, and they didn't come, they were hindered by research information, multi-dimensional interactive games." ”

I looked at my sister with some puzzlement, and Yan Yuer said, "It's just playing mahjong." ”

"Can this kind of community exist??" I was quite incredulous, "You know what, we people, we are all elites, we are all elites in shallow life!" Yan Yuer is quite confident.

"Oh yes, I forgot to say it, those four who play mahjong decided to quit the club today, and the scope of the elite has been narrowed down to me and the vice president."

"Damn, there are only 2 people left? So what does our club do? "I'm speechless for a while, 3 people, can TM call it a club??

"Tea talk club, don't you think the name is very low, but look at the philosophical brotherhood over there, I can't say it, a group of people who are engaged in base and lily, brotherhood!" Yan Yu'er snorted disdainfully.

"You're looking at those cosplayers, vulgar! As for the news, hehe, the news has no truth, you know what you are doing there, just write the official broken news of the school; The school's radio station? There are no beauties on the radio, so the drama club is used to engage in some commercial performances, pull some sponsorship to make money, dance clubs, just like the drama club, commercial performances and dancing, what can they do..."

"Ahem, classmate president, you still haven't made it clear what our club does."

"What, Kant said, man, there is no end to thinking about two things..."

"The moral law of the heart, the brilliant starry sky overhead." I know this, Yan Yu'er, who interrupted again, Yan Yu'er gave me a blank look, "Great ideas come from idle talk, you know, without idle talk, there will be no progress in human thought, we seem shallow, as if we have nothing to do all day long, in fact, the whole world is turbid and I am alone, the world is drunk and I am sober, and every member of our club is a leader in dancing in the clouds." ”

"I remember Wittgenstein saying that I would rather walk on the ground than dance in the clouds, right?"

"Well, interesting." Yan Yu'er glanced at me, "If we walk on the ground and don't think about it, what is the difference between it and the salted fish of the Philosopher's Guiguild, the age we live in now is unrealistic, why be a down-to-earth fool." ”

, I was deeply impressed by the president's words, making excuses for my laziness, and actually looking for such a powerful one, nnd, "President, I remember that every year, isn't there a club evaluation, so how do we pass the evaluation?" ”

"Oh, it's easy to say, my dad is the principal."

Yes, yes, this explanation is very strong, I haven't said a word for a long time!

・・・・・・

The principal's surname is Yan, and I seem to have a little impression, "I said how can you dance in the clouds, it turns out that there is a father who walks on the ground, hey, these days, if you want to dream, you must also have a backer." ”

"If I don't have my dad, I'm just a fantasy, it doesn't matter if I don't have to form a club, let's have a club, it's just that the club has many forms of convenience, such as being able to apply for some funds, buy some iced tea, snacks or something..."

"Besides, oh, yes, what's your name..."

"Jiang Ye!"

"Xiao Jiangzi, you have to understand that the money in your pocket can only be called paper, and when trading, it can be called a general equivalent, and the same is true for power, if you don't take out your power to bask in the sun, you will never know how wonderful it is." Yes, it is so fresh and refined to say that the use of power for personal gain is also the most NB among the people I have ever seen.

Mouth cannon to conquer the world, at least I became interested in this club with only six members and four mahjong players, "I want to join!" ”

"No problem, cough cough, I forgot to bring the form, add it on WeChat, I'll pull you into the community group first."

"Tea talk club, group chat, 3 people." nnd, sure enough, counting me, there are only 3 people left, "Welcome to the new member, Jiang Ye." ”

There was silence in the group chat, and then Yan Yuer casually sent a red envelope of one dollar, and the rest of the one immediately jumped out, "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome." ”

It's just that I still feel quite lonely, and it's not as lively as our dormitory group.

"Lao Yue, you lost the bet this time, you said before that I couldn't recruit a newcomer, and you owe me a bottle of iced tea!"

"Okay, okay, hello, new member, my name is Shangguan Yue, just call me Yueyue!"

These are still two girls, but the name Shangguan Yue is quite Chinese-style.

"Provide me with your information, I'll register here."

provided some information, and then the girl said that she had received it, and it was really weird, a club of 3 people in total, "Okay, classmate Jiang Ye, I decided to grant you the position of vice president!" Yan Yu'er suddenly looked at me with affection.

But when I saw her expression, it was obvious that I couldn't hold back a smile.

"Ah, why, why so suddenly." I always feel like nothing good is going on...

"This means that everyone should be an official, and everyone should be the master of the community." Yan Yu'er patted me, then suddenly squatted down and began to laugh nonstop, "Hey, hey, hey, hee." "My body was still convulsing.

"Senior Sister Yu'er, are you, a sheep crazy?"

"No, no, I, I'm fine, hahahahaha!" Yan Yu'er looked at me and smiled even harder.

", senior sister, you're going too far, even if you think I'm a fool, don't laugh now."

After a while, Yan Yu'er eased up, climbed onto the chair, and cleared her throat, "Senior brother, you are new to this school, there are some rules in this school, even if I have my father, I still have to abide by them, for example, the club association." ”

Yan Yu'er's face sank a little, and she said mysteriously, "Do you know that our school is going to hold a welcome party before the National Day?" ”

"I've heard about it, but I went out on the weekend, so I didn't know much about it."

"In previous years, the orientation was very grand, and this time is no exception, so the manpower of the student union and the club association is not enough, because the stage is very large."

"And what does this have to do with your jerking just now?"

"If there are not enough people, then the Federation of Clubs needs to send people from each club, and each club must have a representative sent out to help, and it must be at the level of vice president or above, and it must also attend this party."

"Senior Sister Yu'er, you!" I deeply felt that I had been pitted, Yan Yuer looked like she had succeeded in her treacherous scheme, "Hey, hey, what I don't like the most, what I don't like the most is to do this thing, what help, attending, it's just mentally retarded, but there is no way, this is the basic requirement of the club, and the club federation originally looked at us unhappy, hey~"

Yan Yu'er's implication is, junior brother, please, you can be this scapegoat.

"You!"

"Junior brother, junior brother, don't be angry, I will compensate you with the second class credit when the time comes, hehe!" The senior sister laughed a few more times, looking hilarious.

"But I'll be honest, other clubs, except for some sports clubs, basically let the freshmen do the work, and the vice president will take the new members to talk to the students themselves, and let those freshmen make a scene." Yan Yu'er sneered, "As for our club, you can do nothing, no one will point fingers at you, as long as you don't be too conspicuous, it's okay!" ”

"In this way, since it's so easy, why don't you go, senior sister?"

"There are many reasons not to go, the most important thing is that I hate noise, the excitement is theirs, I have nothing~" Senior sister's words were quite interesting, she waved her hand, "Okay, okay, it's time to close the stall, sure enough, it's Jiang Taigong fishing, and the wisher takes the bait." ”

"Aren't you waiting for a while?"

"I'm so happy to have a scapegoat... oh no, it's a new ministry."

"Senior sister, I don't have my ears back, saying that I'm a scapegoat, it's too much!"

"Hey, don't care about these details, but as far as the eyes are concerned, junior brother, if you say, I still look very pleasing to the eye, oh yes, generally speaking, the first activity of the club starts with a dinner, in the evening, friends come to the hotel, I have a treat, remember to come at 6:39."

"Why 6:39?"

"Why, because I'm happy, why should the gathering time be an integer, I'm just one minute short, hehe." After speaking, the senior sister combed her hair casually, picked up the science expo, didn't even care about the table, and swaggered away.

"Hey, senior sister, your mobile phone, I forgot your mobile phone!"