Chapter 163: Jing Numing
Hao Qiang pretended to get up from the ground with difficulty, covering his face with a shaky posture. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Wow! It's so strong! Such a powerful attack has never been seen in my life! Please don't attack me again, can't I let you surrender voluntarily? ”
When the women saw Hao Qiang's state, they immediately felt that Hao Qiang had been hit hard, and Hao Qiang begged for mercy, so they were more at ease, and it seemed that Hao Qiang was just in vain.
Wait, what does this kid's last sentence mean? Let them surrender voluntarily?
was knocked to the ground and couldn't stand on his feet, how dare he be so ashamed? Where does the confidence come from?
Shen Wuxi pointed at Hao Qiang and said in a deep voice: "Hao Qiang, I advise you not to resist, your life is your own, if you don't cherish it, then you will only end up with a dog!" ”
Hao Qiang shook his eyebrows, and secretly sighed that this chick is really keeping pace with the times, and she can speak Internet terms.
But he can't let the women stop there, this is just the beginning, and he hasn't had enough of it.
it! For the first time in my life, I regarded being beaten as enjoyment, and I had to sigh that life is really wonderful.
Hao Qiang rubbed his nose and said after a little thought: "I personally experienced Miss Shen Wuxi's powerful fighting skills, Xiaosheng had to bow down, and hereby write a poem for all the beauties, I hope you can like it, and I am grateful!" ”
"Perverted Hao Qiang! What kind of plane do you want to build? We're not interested in hearing what you say, you'd better surrender quickly! The pink-haired Kawai Hanabi couldn't help but interrupt.
Mei Ying also felt that if Hao Qiang recited the poem, it would definitely not be a good poem, and if he heard it, he would suffer, so he was also busy saying: "We won't listen, don't you want to poison us!" ”
Hao Qiang immediately put on a serious face and said loudly: "Don't treat my poems with colored eyes, maybe my identity is wrong, but it doesn't mean that there is something wrong with my literary style, you listen quickly, maybe I'll leave with you after listening." ”
When the women saw Hao Qiang's statement, they also felt that listening to a poem was nothing, at most they were disgusted, so they all made the appearance of listening attentively.
Hao Qiang brewed his emotions for a while, and then slowly read in a low voice: "Xiaosheng is not talented, a song "Jing Nu Ming" is dedicated to everyone.
The body is not high, one hundred and six is fine, the chest is not big, the shape is spiritual, Si is a cute sister, and I am an invasion.
Swimsuit cat rabbit ears, small mouth and big eyes. The short hair is pretty, and the long hair is also flowing. Both the front chest and the back of the cheek can be used as weapons. It can level the world and gather people's hearts!
There is no vulgarity of mosaics, and there is no bloated body. Open-air swimming pool, small pavilion in the park. Between heaven and earth, all can be arenas. The ancients said: Hip-chest collision is for art! ”
After Hao Qiang finished reading, all the women looked at each other, staring at each other with big eyes, this poem actually sounded good, and it seemed to be praising them, and even praised the sport of competing women.
I didn't expect the perverted madman to be able to make such a good poem, even in their world, the sport of competing women will be prejudiced and misunderstood by some people, with this poem, they will definitely be able to justify the name of competing women.
After listening to it, all the women were carefully digesting the poem, except for some places where they couldn't understand the meaning, but the overall meaning could still be understood, so to a certain extent, Hao Qiang's image changed.
Hao Qiang tried to hold back the laughter that was about to come out, although these chicks have absorbed a certain degree of Dragon Kingdom culture, but when they encounter classical Chinese and the like, they are still blind, because even people who are native to Dragon Country may not be able to understand its meaning.
And one of the most important sentences is that Si is a cute sister is an invasion for me, which is also the truest thought in Hao Qiang's heart, but it is obvious that the two-dimensional cute girls in front of him can't understand this sentence for the time being.
Shen Wuxi was the first to react, glared at Hao Qiang and said, "Just ...... Even if you make a good poem, it will not change our decision, we will definitely take you away today, don't think you can escape. ”
"But now I feel like I'm moving again, or you're going to attack me again? I'm ADHD, and once my legs and feet are flexible, I can't help but run around, and you have to knock me down to be sure. Hao Qiang pretended to be innocent and said.
The corners of the women's mouths twitched, how could there be such a cheap human in this world? If you don't accept the good words, you have to let people beat him up before you stop.
"Good! Since you are going to die, I will fulfill you. Shen Wuxi no longer hesitated, and rushed towards Hao Qiang again.
Hao Qiang still did not make a defensive posture against Shen Wuxi's attack, and honestly waited to be beaten.
Shen Wuxi quickly rushed to Hao Qiang's side, and when he was close to Hao Qiang, he suddenly turned his back, and his buttocks instantly hit Hao Qiang's abdomen.
Hao Qiang's body was suddenly bent by Shen Wuxi's sudden burst of force, and then the whole person instantly flew upside down several meters and hit the wall.
This move is the instantaneous buttocks that Shen Wuxi learned under the teaching of Bai Jing Yukiko, and the distance that is close at hand can instantly burst out with fierce strength, and the principle is similar to the strength of inches.
After Hao Qiang landed, he rolled on the ground with his stomach covered, and screamed in pain: "Ah, it hurts...... It's so cool......"
Shen Wuxi ignored Hao Qiang's lines, thinking that Hao Qiang was just doing his best.
"How? You can't get up now, can you? Shen Wuxi asked.
Hao Qiang shook his head and stood up, then wiped his hair, and said in a very coquettish manner: "Your love for me is far from enough!" ”
"You ......" Shen Wuxi gritted his teeth, doesn't this kid want to die, if he continues to be beaten, maybe he will have to braid.
Hao Qiang hooked his finger at Shen Wuxi, and said loudly: "All the tricks you have for me to use, if I can't get up, even if I lose!" ”
Hearing Hao Qiang's remarks about breaking the jar like this, Rao is god was angered again.
"Since you want to drill the horns, don't blame me for not persuading you!"
Shen Wuxi rushed towards Hao Qiang again, and after getting close to Hao Qiang, he suddenly bent over, then suddenly straightened up and took off, using the European faction as an attack weapon, and slashed at Hao Qiang's chin.
Although such a scene looks a little discordant, don't forget that Shen Wuxi is a female competitor, and Opai and hips have been tempered thousands of times, just like a woman in the third dimension who smashed a watermelon with Opai to get the Guinness World Record, such a Europai can't be regarded as an organ with sexual characteristics at the moment, but should be a real human chest.
If you only treat the European attacks of competing female players as sexual provocations, it will pay a very heavy price.
It's just that this situation does not include Hao Qiang.
"Thang Long O's Attack!"
With Shen Wuxi's roar, her Ou Pai also successfully slashed Hao Qiang's chin, bringing Hao Qiang's whole person into the air.
Then in the air, Shen Wuxi turned his back and then launched a combo at Hao Qiang.
"Gravity drops your hips!"
Hao Qiangden was hit to the ground by Shen Wuxi's buttocks again, and after touching the ground, he fell with a heavy muffled sound.